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Crimsoness
09/03/22 12:15:58 AM
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Makes you think

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Tyranthraxus
09/03/22 12:16:58 AM
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Sonic can't even swim he just sinks like a rock

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Xethuminra
09/03/22 12:17:05 AM
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Dagon Cultist, obv
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Xatrion
09/03/22 12:17:21 AM
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Why could mario breathe underwater in almost every mario game but not in 64?

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K181
09/03/22 12:18:10 AM
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https://youtu.be/jG8mVGFidlI

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Crimsoness
09/03/22 12:23:06 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Sonic can't even swim he just sinks like a rock
Hedgehogs are very dense

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Strider102
09/03/22 12:41:56 AM
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Because then we wouldn't have this.

https://youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME

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MrMallard
09/03/22 12:44:00 AM
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Because Mario is actually part mushroom and doesn't need air, he stores oxygen in his spongy stalk and is able to go for days without breathing. His space suit in Super Mario Land 2 was moreso due to the cold than due to lack of air.

Sonic, on the other hand, is a mammal. Therefore he has to breathe.

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FL81
09/03/22 12:44:15 AM
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because hedgehogs can't breathe underwater

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Pastryarchy
09/03/22 12:53:30 AM
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Sonic clearly lacks the buoyancy and lung compacity of an Italian.

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MabusIncarnate
09/03/22 12:59:38 AM
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It's a requirement for plumbers to be able to hold their breath for a long time in case they get flushed and stuck in a septic tank.

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Xethuminra
09/03/22 1:01:08 AM
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Pastryarchy posted...
compacity
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Hambo
09/03/22 1:01:59 AM
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Mario stores air in his mustache. Sonic is conspicuously hairless around his nose and mouth and therefore has nowhere to store extra air.

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Crimsoness
09/03/22 9:01:49 AM
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FL81 posted...
because hedgehogs can't breathe underwater
Neither can Italians though.

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FL81
09/03/22 3:53:30 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Neither can Italians though.
no, but plumbers can

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PiOverlord
09/03/22 3:55:27 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Why could mario breathe underwater in almost every mario game but not in 64?
You mean any 3d mario game? Mario has a meter in every 3D Mario. 2D Mario can hold his breath underwater indefinitely.

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Hambo
09/03/22 4:05:44 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
You mean any 3d mario game? Mario has a meter in every 3D Mario. 2D Mario can hold his breath underwater indefinitely.
3D World tho

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Lil_Bit83
09/03/22 4:33:32 PM
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Because Sega decided to be assholish.

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Big_Nabendu
09/03/22 4:42:41 PM
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Because the sonic creator didn't think hedgehogs could swim

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Jiek_Fafn
09/03/22 4:44:25 PM
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Sonic actually doesn't breathe air. He breathes going fast. He cannot go fast underwater and therefore drowns

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PiOverlord
09/03/22 4:53:05 PM
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Hambo posted...
3D World tho
You right. I was thinking 3D World had a meter similar to Odyssey for some reason, but I also was wondering if it did since that game is supposed to be the marriage of 3d and 2d platforming and 2d Mario doesn't have a meter.

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FigureOfSpeech
09/03/22 4:55:15 PM
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sometimes when sonic drowns, he remains facing sideways and continues to walk in place as he sinks.

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