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Smallville
09/02/22 7:09:56 PM
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obv. this is directed at those of you who have gotten 'em

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Irony
09/02/22 7:11:13 PM
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Just at the doctor

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mustachedmystic
09/02/22 7:24:13 PM
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Naw, its not difficult at all, they put you under, and the next thing youre waking up in the recovery area.

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Irony
09/02/22 7:24:31 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Naw, its not difficult at all, they put you under, and the next thing youre waking up in the recovery area.
With a sore ass

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mustachedmystic
09/02/22 7:24:45 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Only when the fingers are cold
Dats a prostate exam.

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mustachedmystic
09/02/22 7:26:49 PM
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Irony posted...
With a sore ass
I didnt have any soreness. The doctor said not to have a big meal or drink that day, but I said fuck dat, and went to a steakhouse and drank 2 .
Edit: after the procedure, in case dat wasnt clear.

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Smiffwilm
09/02/22 7:27:48 PM
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Just think: At some point in the doctor's life, they decided they really wanted to know if people were full of shit or not....

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pokedude900
09/02/22 7:29:48 PM
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The prep is worse than the procedure. Can't eat solid food for a whole day, and you get to shit your brains out at night. And possibly vomit up half the laxative you needed in order to shit your brains out.

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Ivany2008
09/02/22 7:30:59 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Only when the fingers are cold

That's not a colonoscopy. That's a general Prostate exam. A colonoscopy is with the scope that is inserted in your behind and goes through your intestines to see if there is any issues with your colon and intestines.
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mustachedmystic
09/02/22 7:32:29 PM
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The prep wasnt bad for me, Im fact, after I finished the first half of the laxative, it took three and a half hours for it to start working.

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Xatrion
09/02/22 7:53:27 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Naw, its not difficult at all, they put you under, and the next thing youre waking up in the recovery area.

This. Even the prep wasn't so bad for me. Didn't have to drink any nasty liquid, like I was expecting, but they gave me a bunch of pills to take.

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ScazarMeltex
09/02/22 8:01:02 PM
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The prep is not great, the drink you have to drink tastes fucking horrid. The colonoscopy is easy as fuck though and the sweet propofol nap is amazing.

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ForsakenHermit
09/02/22 8:01:31 PM
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Ask me again in 15 years.

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TheOnionKnight
09/02/22 8:08:43 PM
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Never had one, but I have had a few endoscopies. One in particular was very memorable due to whatever drugs they used. I wish I knew what those drugs were. It was a trip. With all the others, I just got knocked out and woke up again when it was done.

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mustachedmystic
09/02/22 8:14:18 PM
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I had a bunch of endoscopies in the year before the colonoscopy. Other than the prep(which wasnt that bad, I had the liquid, generic GoLightly), the latter was no worse than the former.

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Zikten
09/02/22 8:15:39 PM
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I'm 41 and yet to do it. I think I have to soon. I'm scared
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Smallville
09/02/22 8:16:28 PM
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Zikten posted...
I'm 41 and yet to do it. I think I have to soon. I'm scared
what are you scared of?

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Zikten
09/02/22 8:17:14 PM
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Smallville posted...
what are you scared of?
That it hurts
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Smallville
09/02/22 8:17:45 PM
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Zikten posted...
That it hurts
oh that's what you're scared of? not being knocked out?

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mustachedmystic
09/02/22 8:17:59 PM
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Zikten posted...
That it hurts
It doesnt

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Relient_K
09/02/22 8:30:40 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Naw, its not difficult at all, they put you under, and the next thing youre waking up in the recovery area.

That was not my experience. I had one done when I was 18 and I remember quite a lot of it. I have a distinct memory of watching the screen and then the feeling as they took a sample of my intestines. I was drifting on and off as it took place but I was probably awake for about half.

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pokedude900
09/02/22 8:42:07 PM
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That's not suppose to happen. You might not have gotten the correct dose of the knockout medicine.

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