Current Events > What changes when a woman turns 25 for Leonardo DiCaprio to dump them?

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SodomInsane
08/31/22 2:33:31 PM
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Im so confused. I dont see anything wrong with Blake Lively or Gisele Bundchen once they turned that age and got older. And Ryan Reynolds and Tom Brady agree but for Leo that keeps being a deal breaker.

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K-driver
08/31/22 2:34:56 PM
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His youth vampirism becomes less effective past 25.

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DipDipDiver
08/31/22 2:35:42 PM
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He's got a reputation to uphold
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
08/31/22 2:40:24 PM
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The brain stops developing.

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Realforce
08/31/22 2:41:14 PM
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I like to think he's doing it for the memes.

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Damn_Underscore
08/31/22 2:42:18 PM
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He wants to piss off the puritan CEmen

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gamer167
08/31/22 2:43:09 PM
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If he doesnt want to settle down why take more of their best years from them?

Ive never really heard of any of Leos ex-girlfriends shitting on him, so I suppose he treats them really well. Leo wants hot young girls and hot young girls want to date Leo, both parties are happy.
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Tyranthraxus
08/31/22 2:43:12 PM
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It's when you get old enough to realize you've been groomed.

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SauI_Goodman
08/31/22 2:43:17 PM
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Wrinkles start.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/31/22 2:44:28 PM
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gamer167 posted...
If he doesnt want to settle down why take more of their best years from them?
That actually makes some sense...

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MICHALECOLE
08/31/22 2:45:34 PM
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You know whats hotter than the 25 year old model you have banged a thousand times?

the 21 year old model youve never banged
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Hayame_Zero
08/31/22 2:45:43 PM
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The red light on their hand starts blinking

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NeonOctopus
08/31/22 2:46:26 PM
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Cuz they look gross and old at 26 duh

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Cocytus
08/31/22 2:47:55 PM
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He likes 'em young.
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Pepys_Monster
08/31/22 2:48:00 PM
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I don't know, man. I think something happened in his childhood that made his brain the way it is.

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bknight
08/31/22 2:49:02 PM
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Biological clock starts and marriage and kids conversation start to creep up?
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Prestoff
08/31/22 2:50:22 PM
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Lol

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Suolevram
08/31/22 2:50:38 PM
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Nothing is wrong with them. He obviously has preference. That's his prerogative. Why does it matter to anyone on CE?

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Lost_All_Senses
08/31/22 2:51:12 PM
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I think it's sad at this point tbh >_>.

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Axiom
08/31/22 2:52:12 PM
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https://www.inverse.com/article/33753-brain-changes-health-25-quarter-life-crisis-neurology

At 25 the brain stops developing. He instinctually senses that and returns them. He then goes on the hunt for his next prey
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theAteam
08/31/22 2:54:19 PM
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The thing I don't get is why doesn't he just hit and quit if that's all he wants? He was with this last girl for 5 years. Why stay with someone so long if you're just planning on moving on?

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MICHALECOLE
08/31/22 2:58:25 PM
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theAteam posted...
The thing I don't get is why doesn't he just hit and quit if that's all he wants? He was with this last girl for 5 years. Why stay with someone so long if you're just planning on moving on?
Are you asking why people break up?
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theAteam
08/31/22 3:00:18 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Are you asking why people break up?

If we're under the assumption Leo always dumps everyone at 25, then why even get into a relationship in the first place? It seems like a waste of everyone's time.

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Bananana
08/31/22 3:01:17 PM
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he really hates 9/11. cant even date someone who remembers it

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MICHALECOLE
08/31/22 3:03:40 PM
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theAteam posted...
If we're under the assumption Leo always dumps everyone at 25, then why even get into a relationship in the first place? It seems like a waste of everyone's time.
Id love to date a famous actress for four years

wouldnt consider it a waste of time
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A_Good_Boy
08/31/22 3:04:56 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Id love to date a famous actress for four years

wouldnt consider it a waste of time
Why bother when you can hump and dump multiple different famous young actresses during the same time span? What's holding Leo to just the 1 when he's already going into it with a time limit?

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KyerWiz
08/31/22 3:05:20 PM
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I'd think it would be a pretty awkward birthday celebrating that 25 knowing what's coming.
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MICHALECOLE
08/31/22 3:08:45 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Why bother when you can hump and dump multiple different famous young actresses during the same time span? What's holding Leo to just the 1 when he's already going into it with a time limit?
Idk.. companionship?

there is a middle ground between fucking everything once and marrying somebody from the rest of your life
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Cleo_II
08/31/22 3:09:04 PM
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Clout. Women are nothing more than trophies to him. The women are in it for status and money as well.
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silverpine
08/31/22 3:10:56 PM
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the brain finishes developing and they aren't a child anymore
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ThyCorndog
08/31/22 3:11:58 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
The brain stops developing.
Lol

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A_Good_Boy
08/31/22 3:13:48 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Idk.. companionship?

there is a middle ground between fucking everything once and marrying somebody from the rest of your life
A companion you split ties with after 5 years? Huh?

That's not a companion, that's a pet you can have sex with.

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MICHALECOLE
08/31/22 3:15:16 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
A companion you split ties with after 5 years? Huh?

That's not a companion, that's a pet you can have sex with.
How many relationships have you been in?
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HovaRex
08/31/22 3:17:08 PM
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That's the age the fame glasses wear off and they realize he's just a creepy old weirdo who's in movies.

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Axiom
08/31/22 3:17:59 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
How many relationships have you been in?
How many relationships have you been in where you know the exact time you plan on breaking up with them the moment you start the relationship
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A_Good_Boy
08/31/22 3:18:43 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
How many relationships have you been in?
Does it matter? I've never gone into a relationship with anyone already knowing I was going to break up with them at a predetermined date. Have you? Cause that what fuck buddies are for. What's even the point?

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MICHALECOLE
08/31/22 3:20:31 PM
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Axiom posted...
How many relationships have you been in where you know the exact time you plan on breaking up with them the moment you start the relationship

A_Good_Boy posted...
Does it matter? I've never gone into a relationship with anyone already knowing I was going to break up with them at a predetermined date. Have you? Cause that what fuck buddies are for. What's even the point?
Zero, but you have no way of knowing thats what happened

every one of my serious relationships has lasted between two and five years
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A_Good_Boy
08/31/22 3:23:50 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Zero, but you have no way of knowing thats what happened
The dude has a well documented history of doing that very thing.

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MICHALECOLE
08/31/22 3:26:19 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
The dude has a well documented history of doing that very thing.
What thing? Dating hot girls for awhile and then they break up?
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Dan_Haren-
08/31/22 3:28:11 PM
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Who cares? They get to bang a mega celebrity and enjoy a lavish lifestyle for the time being. I'm sure he buys em nice stuff.
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A_Good_Boy
08/31/22 3:28:47 PM
#42:


MICHALECOLE posted...
What thing? Dating hot girls for awhile and then they break up?
Of never dating a single one past the age of 25, like the topic title says.

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garan
08/31/22 3:29:23 PM
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bknight posted...
Biological clock starts and marriage and kids conversation start to creep up?


This is the most obvious answer-- Leo probably doesn't want kids or marriage and I'd bet some of the ladies he's dated have.
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MICHALECOLE
08/31/22 3:39:37 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Of never dating a single one past the age of 25, like the topic title says.
I personally dont plan on ever getting married, and if I could exclusively date models for a couple years until the relationship fizzles I would

I dont know his whole dating history like you seem to, but I really dont think hes breaking up with girls the second they hit 25, seems like more of a coincidence to me
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Tyranthraxus
08/31/22 3:51:32 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I personally dont plan on ever getting married, and if I could exclusively date models for a couple years until the relationship fizzles I would

I dont know his whole dating history like you seem to, but I really dont think hes breaking up with girls the second they hit 25, seems like more of a coincidence to me

Yeah he's only met girls when they were 16-17, began dating while they were 20-21, and broke up with them when they turned 24-25 7 different coincidences. Nothing to see here.

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Gamerguymass
08/31/22 4:01:30 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
He wants to piss off the puritan CEmen

That's complete bullshit.

The Puritans weren't as uptight about sex as most of the far left people here are.

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mustachedmystic
08/31/22 4:01:38 PM
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Its no rocket surgery people! He likes being in relationships with young attractive women, and he doesnt want to be tied down to one person forever. Kinda like how some people lease their car, and trade up every few years.

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Prestoff
08/31/22 4:07:00 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I personally dont plan on ever getting married, and if I could exclusively date models for a couple years until the relationship fizzles I would

I dont know his whole dating history like you seem to, but I really dont think hes breaking up with girls the second they hit 25, seems like more of a coincidence to me

When a coincidence has a consistent pattern...


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Pepys_Monster
08/31/22 4:09:15 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Its no rocket surgery people! He likes being in relationships with young attractive women, and he doesnt want to be tied down to one person forever. Kinda like how some people lease their car, and trade up every few years.
People aren't cars, though.

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MasterVading
08/31/22 4:15:52 PM
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Pisses off the shrimps

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