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Damn_Underscore
08/27/22 2:57:15 PM
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would you talk to her on the phone all day?

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Naysaspace
08/27/22 2:59:37 PM
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no
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Damn_Underscore
08/27/22 3:00:01 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
no

what would you do then

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J03can
08/27/22 3:00:47 PM
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Probably be at a wedding with her RIGHT NOW

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MedeaLysistrata
08/27/22 3:01:47 PM
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well she would be smart so we would get 100 Presidents off the ground, then study Hegel, then anything else that happens is just a bonus. obviously there would be lots of kissing as well

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Heartomaton
08/27/22 3:27:41 PM
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A complete paradigm shift would occur, transforming me from the bleak, pessimistic monster I've become to the single happiest bastard on the planet.

As for what I'd do... Well, lots of things. Live happy, for one. For two, tell everyone I can remember telling me I was wrong to eat some crow... but I'll do it kindly, with a smile.

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Heartomaton
08/27/22 3:30:42 PM
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Shouldn't, but does.

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SpiritSephiroth
08/27/22 3:32:38 PM
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I sometimes miss the single life. I say this because I think I like being alone in general. But I appreciate the time I spend with her nonetheless and love her. She'll be going back to Japan next year.

I'm planning on moving there next year myself anyway so that's something to look forward to.

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Smackems
08/27/22 3:36:06 PM
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What is a gf

A miserable stick of Secret

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NeonOctopus
08/27/22 3:36:31 PM
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Fuck her brains out with my magnum schlong and then suckle her beautiful boobs as I drift to sleep

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CanuckCowboy
08/27/22 3:39:20 PM
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Jesus no.

I'm constantly telling my gf I hate talking on the phone. She loves it but I told her flat out im not a phone person so just message me or ill talk for 20 mins tops.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/27/22 4:31:22 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
A complete paradigm shift would occur, transforming me from the bleak, pessimistic monster I've become to the single happiest bastard on the planet.
I think you're overestimating how much a gf changes your life. Your social status changes and you get access to sex and ideally you have a friend who shares your interests. I literally tried to kill myself during my first relationship. If you are depressed now or anything like that a gf isn't going to change you.

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silverpine
08/27/22 4:38:52 PM
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what is 100 presidents you keep talking about?
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Heartomaton
08/27/22 4:39:45 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I think you're overestimating how much a gf changes your life. Your social status changes and you get access to sex and ideally you have a friend who shares your interests. I literally tried to kill myself during my first relationship. If you are depressed now or anything like that a gf isn't going to change you.

You shall eat crow as well, should I succeed.

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Intro2Logic
08/27/22 4:42:10 PM
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Prod her to give me reassurance, probably.

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NES4EVER
08/27/22 4:42:57 PM
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Hope my wife doesnt find out.

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Homeless_Waifu
08/27/22 4:43:43 PM
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https://youtu.be/8FoW57zoi-U

Sing this song to her whenever I see her or at least hum it or something

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MedeaLysistrata
08/27/22 4:43:49 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
You shall eat crow as well, should I succeed.
I hope you get what you want and it works out for you. When you were dealing with that one girl you didn't seem all that different

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DespondentDeity
08/27/22 4:44:28 PM
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Got em

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Smiffwilm
08/27/22 4:44:52 PM
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Depends on which gf I have. Ifrit? Shiva? Brothers? Leviathan?

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Heartomaton
08/27/22 4:54:43 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I hope you get what you want and it works out for you. When you were dealing with that one girl you didn't seem all that different

Because after just a single date, the relationship never became an official, serious coupling. In my head, that is a very, very important distinction.

That said, while my actions here may not have been noticeably different here for the roughly two months I was involved with her, they certainly were in the real world. Both my friends and my mother commented on how much more relaxed and positive I seemed.

But that was just a small taste of what I'd be like if I found what I'm looking for. The real thing would be so much better.

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nfearurspecimn
08/27/22 4:56:13 PM
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I'd go shopping, errands, carnivals, festivals etc.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/27/22 4:57:40 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Because after just a single date, the relationship never became an official, serious coupling. In my head, that is a very, very important distinction.

That said, while my actions here may not have been noticeably different here for the roughly two months I was involved with her, they certainly were in the real world. Both my friends and my mother commented on how much more relaxed and positive I seemed.

But that was just a small taste of what I'd be like if I found what I'm looking for. The real thing would be so much better.
eh, maybe. i don't even know what i'm talking about


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BloodMoon7
08/27/22 4:58:47 PM
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I'd take her somewhere nice every week and cook for her. But only once a week, I ain't wanna see her the other 6 days.

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Anony1125
08/27/22 5:01:16 PM
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sabotage the relationship with my insecurities by assuming for no particular reason that she's cheating on me or secretly hates me

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ForsakenHermit
08/27/22 5:02:59 PM
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Go out with her and ensure that our intimate moments in private lasted as long as possible.

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:06:11 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Go out with her and ensure that our intimate moments in private lasted as long as possible.
This is actually a curse for me

It's so hard for me to finish because of meds

She says she knows it isn't her, but I'm sure she wonders in the back of her head. My drive is also far lower than hers

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ForsakenHermit
08/27/22 5:08:37 PM
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Smackems posted...
This is actually a curse for me

It's so hard for me to finish because of meds

She says she knows it isn't her, but I'm sure she wonders in the back of her head. My drive is also far lower than hers
I don't mean just sex, more along the lines of even after it's over and we're all cleaned up we still stay in bed as long as possible and don't leave and get dressed until one or both of us absolutely has to.

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TheOnionKnight
08/27/22 5:10:08 PM
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Luckily my current girlfriend is just as disinterested in constant calls/texts as I am. We communicate by phone so we can plan to meet up in person, and that's basically it. Which is great.

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CanuckCowboy
08/27/22 5:12:44 PM
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Smackems posted...
This is actually a curse for me

It's so hard for me to finish because of meds

She says she knows it isn't her, but I'm sure she wonders in the back of her head. My drive is also far lower than hers

I hate that. My one girl is the same in a sense. She always gets off way more than me and gets upset about it. But now it gives me a complex about it cause I don't want her upset so sometimes I get to into my own head and can't finish. Its a whole thing.

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bsp77
08/27/22 5:17:22 PM
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Smackems posted...
This is actually a curse for me

It's so hard for me to finish because of meds

She says she knows it isn't her, but I'm sure she wonders in the back of her head. My drive is also far lower than hers
I feel ya. Sometimes hard for me to finish cuz of being old. And my drive is lower than hers.

But then every once in awhile I turn into Quickdraw McGraw.

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Vyrulisse
08/27/22 5:29:44 PM
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Two chicks at the same time man.

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Marmitecashews
08/27/22 6:26:56 PM
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I don't know what I would do.

My hypothetical girlfriend could and should date someone better.

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