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DeadBankerDream
08/24/22 11:51:43 AM
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Asking for my dad.

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Tyranthraxus
08/24/22 11:52:06 AM
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At least 4

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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K181
08/24/22 11:52:21 AM
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69

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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NoxObscuras
08/24/22 11:54:14 AM
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2 maybe 3

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Smiffwilm
08/24/22 11:54:17 AM
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Pretty sure it depends on how long you do so.

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Foppe
08/24/22 11:54:35 AM
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Tree fiddy.

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Thompson
08/24/22 11:59:24 AM
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All.

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Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images.
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MedeaLysistrata
08/24/22 12:00:43 PM
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i told my dad and sister that thinking burns calories and they were quite offended. i was mostly trying to be mean to my dad though.

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Pogo_Marimo
08/24/22 12:03:10 PM
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6

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crayola555
08/24/22 12:04:22 PM
#10:


10 for each stroke

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Aressar
08/24/22 12:05:25 PM
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More if you're the edging type.

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