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Humble_Novice
08/22/22 6:47:23 PM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1561827437964582913
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Tote_All_
08/22/22 6:47:42 PM
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Already a topic on this
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Pogo_Marimo
08/22/22 6:47:47 PM
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No way

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CableZL
08/22/22 6:48:28 PM
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He's so fucking dumb

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Damn_Underscore
08/22/22 6:48:51 PM
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Tote_All_ posted...
Already a topic on this

To be fair the topic title makes that look like just another CE shitpost. This one is actually serious.

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s0nicfan
08/22/22 6:49:00 PM
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He's going to build his own law firm. With blackjack and hookers.

In fact, forget the law firm.
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Sackgurl
08/22/22 6:49:41 PM
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he's going to kill himself, calling it now

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Turbam
08/22/22 6:49:54 PM
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Good, he'll probably incriminate himself this way.

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Humble_Novice
08/22/22 6:51:05 PM
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https://twitter.com/BlackKnight10k/status/1561836233923387392
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ScazarMeltex
08/22/22 6:51:16 PM
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Sackgurl posted...
he's going to kill himself, calling it now
One can hope.

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Prestoff
08/22/22 6:52:44 PM
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What happened to Rudy?

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AgentCoulson
08/22/22 6:53:12 PM
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They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, Trump is that fool!

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CableZL
08/22/22 6:53:44 PM
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Prestoff posted...
What happened to Rudy?
His law licenses are SUSPENDED

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Pitlord_Special
08/22/22 6:54:01 PM
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Doubt he will actually go through with it.

Probably just another publicity stunt to scam his cult out of more money. "Daddy Trump can't afford proper representation without YOUR help, donate* now!"

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Philip027
08/22/22 6:54:16 PM
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It's actually quite remarkable that even with the money this dude has, he still supposedly can't find anyone. You'd think there'd be some out there that don't care how hopeless their case is so long as they got paid.
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Michael_Booth
08/22/22 6:54:27 PM
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Uhhh.. while this would be funny (some are saying it's an admin error), it would appear there's three other lawyers involved:

https://twitter.com/teequtee/status/1561836182106808321
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TentacleDemon
08/22/22 6:54:58 PM
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"I'm a genius. I can figure this out. I know!! I'll defend myself, then when I lose I declare a mistrial based on the grounds of an incompetent defense team. This can't fail! I'm such a genius."


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Aressar
08/22/22 6:56:00 PM
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Sackgurl posted...
he's going to kill himself, calling it now

Nah. Best case scenario, he flees the country.

Worst case scenario, this all blows over he gets reelected.

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ViewtifulGrave
08/22/22 7:08:17 PM
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I thought Trump got Gucci Manes lawyer?

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RchHomieQuanChi
08/22/22 7:10:11 PM
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LOL this is gonna be fucking great

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Smashingpmkns
08/22/22 7:11:07 PM
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There's no way this actually happens

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Wedge_Antilles
08/22/22 7:14:21 PM
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"No one can **** up their case as badly as Alex Jones"

Trump: "Hold my beer"

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Popcorn2000
08/22/22 7:25:13 PM
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CableZL posted...
His law licenses are SUSPENDED

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FortuneCookie
08/22/22 7:49:37 PM
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Sackgurl posted...
he's going to kill himself, calling it now

He'll fly to another country before that happens. With or without a passport.
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Vegy
08/22/22 7:50:48 PM
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Apparently he isn't?

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NocturneD85
08/22/22 7:58:48 PM
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Trump: I call to the stand, the ghost that never lies!

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dummy420
08/22/22 8:00:41 PM
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I dont believe he is this dumb. Please tell me he is actually this stupid.

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Irony
08/22/22 8:01:37 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
He'll fly to another country before that happens. With or without a passport.
Then he'll likely just get imprisoned or murdered. He's not like Snowden where he has talents.

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Kloe_Rinz
08/22/22 8:02:47 PM
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Lmao

just remember guys. No matter what happens to trump, no matter how bad it gets, he always deserves and has earned worse
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rodu_jr
08/22/22 8:05:05 PM
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I wanna see an OJ like chase with him in a mobility scooter
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Umbreon
08/22/22 8:06:48 PM
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https://youtu.be/vm7M_NWTuGA

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Master_Bass
08/22/22 8:07:59 PM
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Lmao. Guess not paying your lawyers for other cases finally caught up to him.

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itachi15243
08/22/22 8:10:05 PM
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This is gonna be amazing

Or he doesn't need a lawyer to plead the fifth? >.> plus he can tell his horrible base that they took away his right to a lawyer.

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Kloe_Rinz
08/22/22 8:10:59 PM
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Theres bound to be some idiot true believer out there who will represent him for free
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UnholyMudcrab
08/22/22 8:20:52 PM
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This isn't actually true, someone just put the wrong information in. If you look at the actual complaint filing, his attorneys are listed at the bottom.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/64911367/1/trump-v-united-states/

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pick4six
08/22/22 8:22:58 PM
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President Oompa Lumpa, are you still sexually attracted to your own daughter?

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__aCEr__
08/22/22 8:24:49 PM
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Not a good idea as his lawyers have a tendency to go to prison.

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FortuneCookie
08/22/22 8:29:35 PM
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Irony posted...
Then he'll likely just get imprisoned or murdered. He's not like Snowden where he has talents.

Trump is guilty of treason and deserves to have the book thrown at him. I just don't see that happening though. While there are exceptions, rules usually don't apply to billionaires. And letting him slink away with his tail tucked between his legs will do more to demoralize Trumpers than making a martyr out of him.

The bad news is the majority of those people will gravitate to DeSantis. But he's not as charismatic and Trump cultists might not accept a new idol.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/22/22 8:31:21 PM
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Better Call Saul.

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DarkRoast
08/22/22 8:36:50 PM
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Trump is a walking Chewbacca Defense

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CE_gonna_CE
08/22/22 8:38:15 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AAb05zAADNFS.jpg

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Rharyx211
08/22/22 8:39:37 PM
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This. Is going to be. Hilarious.

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Robot2600
08/22/22 8:40:20 PM
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Philip027 posted...
It's actually quite remarkable that even with the money this dude has, he still supposedly can't find anyone. You'd think there'd be some out there that don't care how hopeless their case is so long as they got paid.

see the thing is: there is, BUT, remember? Trump didn't pay his previous lawyers so now no one will represent.

also, most ppl probably dont want to get involved with selling nuclear secrets, like jfc even lawyers have a limit.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/22/22 9:04:29 PM
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Again, people, this isn't actually true.

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apocalyptic_4
08/22/22 9:05:58 PM
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No way this is real

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Damn_Underscore
08/22/22 9:15:01 PM
#48:


my fault for trusting twitter

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