Current Events > Going to a pool party, but planning to take a massive dump in it

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_Epheles_ 08/21/22 6:29:28 PM #1:	Any advice for food I should eat? I of course dont want to be seen doing it but would like it to be noticed when I am very much out of the pool. What foods will make it sink to the bottom or is the Hershey squirts approach more effective? thanks in advance!! <cite>_Epheles_ posted [p:967472913] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Any advice for food I should eat? I of course dont want to be seen doing it but would like it to be noticed when I am very much out of the pool. What foods will make it sink to the bottom or is the Hershey squirts approach more effective?thanks in advance!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 08/21/22 6:29:54 PM #2:	Doodie --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:967472920] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Doodie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 08/21/22 6:30:36 PM #3:	You want to eat lots of protein for a nice solid sinker --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:967472937] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>You want to eat lots of protein for a nice solid sinker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Popcorn2000 08/21/22 6:30:47 PM #4:	Drink a kale smoothie 15/30 mins before swim time <cite>Popcorn2000 posted [p:967472944] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Drink a kale smoothie 15/30 mins before swim time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 08/21/22 6:31:34 PM #5:	R1masher posted... You want to eat lots of protein for a nice solid sinker This. Eat a big steak <cite>Zikten posted [p:967472958] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>You want to eat lots of protein for a nice solid sinker</quote>This. Eat a big steak</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 08/21/22 6:33:57 PM #6:	Zikten posted... This. Eat a big steak Eh meat takes longer to digest. I say fill yourself up on some taco bell tacos and burritos. --- This used to be a worthy sig <cite>--Zero- posted [p:967473005] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>This. Eat a big steak</quote>Eh meat takes longer to digest. I say fill yourself up on some taco bell tacos and burritos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/21/22 6:37:13 PM #7:	Why? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:967473074] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 08/21/22 6:42:53 PM #8:	spikethedevil posted... Why? guessing youve never been to a pool party --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:967473175] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite><quote>Why?</quote>guessing youve never been to a pool party </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 08/21/22 6:43:24 PM #9:	Just stop by the nearest convenience store and pick up a Baby Ruth bar. That'll do just fine. https://youtu.be/TPxiXGr9nFM --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:967473191] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Just stop by the nearest convenience store and pick up a Baby Ruth bar. That'll do just fine.https://youtu.be/TPxiXGr9nFM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Epheles_ 08/21/22 6:48:58 PM #10:	i like to ruffle feathers. <cite>_Epheles_ posted [p:967473302] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>i like to ruffle feathers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/21/22 6:50:40 PM #11:	R1masher posted... guessing youve never been to a pool party Not a thing over here. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:967473332] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>guessing youve never been to a pool party</quote>Not a thing over here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dingydang166 08/21/22 6:53:38 PM #12:	spikethedevil posted... Not a thing over here. ??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool? <cite>Dingydang166 posted [p:967473375] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite><quote>Not a thing over here.</quote>??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Epheles_ 08/21/22 7:27:36 PM #13:	Dingydang166 posted... ??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool? thats awesome lol. Honestly I heard of it happening a few times when I was younger but given how many pools Ive been to I guess Im surprised I havent seen it that much. <cite>_Epheles_ posted [p:967474097] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Dingydang166 posted... </cite><quote>??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool?</quote>thats awesome lol. Honestly I heard of it happening a few times when I was younger but given how many pools Ive been to I guess Im surprised I havent seen it that much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unclekoolaid73 08/21/22 7:29:48 PM #14:	Does everyone clap after someone poops in the pool like they do here in the Midwest? <cite>unclekoolaid73 posted [p:967474146] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Does everyone clap after someone poops in the pool like they do here in the Midwest?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/21/22 7:56:45 PM #15:	Dingydang166 posted... ??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool? Theyre not really a thing in the UK. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:967474753] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Dingydang166 posted... </cite><quote>??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool?</quote>Theyre not really a thing in the UK.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super_Slash 08/21/22 7:59:55 PM #16:	Every party has a pooper, that's why they invited you <cite>Super_Slash posted [p:967474819] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Every party has a pooper, that's why they invited you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/21/22 8:03:13 PM #17:	Corn on the cob. Lots of it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:967474890] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Corn on the cob. Lots of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 08/21/22 8:10:10 PM #19:	Dingydang166 posted... ??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool? Standing in the bathroom while someone takes a shit does not count as a pool party. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:967475044] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Dingydang166 posted... </cite><quote>??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool?</quote>Standing in the bathroom while someone takes a shit does not count as a pool party.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Billyionaire 08/21/22 8:10:23 PM #20:	I have this fond memory of a pool party from 8th grade. My friend was designated as the pooper at this particular party. He said he was gonna hold it for as long as he could so that when he found the best time for it, he could practically do it on command. Trouble is, shortly before he was about to make his move (or movement, rather?) a girl he was crushing on super hard was kind of chatting him up on the patio. Everyone noticed this interaction, and you could tell he was really wishing he was standing in the pool so he could poop. But he didn't want to stop talking to the girl. Needless to say, he pooped on the patio in front of his crush and the pool party was ruined. Want to know something funny though? Those two are married now. --- $ex <cite>Billyionaire posted [p:967475054] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>I have this fond memory of a pool party from 8th grade. My friend was designated as the pooper at this particular party. He said he was gonna hold it for as long as he could so that when he found the best time for it, he could practically do it on command. Trouble is, shortly before he was about to make his move (or movement, rather?) a girl he was crushing on super hard was kind of chatting him up on the patio. Everyone noticed this interaction, and you could tell he was really wishing he was standing in the pool so he could poop. But he didn't want to stop talking to the girl. Needless to say, he pooped on the patio in front of his crush and the pool party was ruined. Want to know something funny though? Those two are married now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 08/21/22 8:11:09 PM #21:	Taking a dump in the pool is old; the cool thing now is to take two dumps. --- Let's make some Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:967475072] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Taking a dump in the pool is old; the cool thing now is to take two dumps.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 08/21/22 8:14:23 PM #22:	You can't do just the pool. You have to leave poops in other places too: the porch, in the bathtub, or go the full Amber Heard and find one of the beds. --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:967475141] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>You can't do just the pool. You have to leave poops in other places too: the porch, in the bathtub, or go the full Amber Heard and find one of the beds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/21/22 8:15:21 PM #23:	bigtiggie23 posted... You can't do just the pool. You have to leave poops in other places too: the porch, in the bathtub, or go the full Amber Heard and find one of the beds. In their shower. First thing you do after the pool is hang up the swimsuit to dry. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:967475169] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite><quote>You can't do just the pool. You have to leave poops in other places too: the porch, in the bathtub, or go the full Amber Heard and find one of the beds.</quote>In their shower. First thing you do after the pool is hang up the swimsuit to dry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 08/21/22 8:18:31 PM #24:	Are you certain you want to hide this topic? --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe <cite>Kitt posted [p:967475231] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Are you certain you want to hide this topic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 08/21/22 8:21:09 PM #25:	Dingydang166 posted... ??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool? I wish you could thumbs up a post --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:967475294] in Going to a... [t:80137897]...</cite> <quote>Dingydang166 posted... </cite><quote>??? I've been to 17 pool parties in my life and every single one has ended with someone shittin the pool. I can't even imagine that not happening. How would you even know the party is over without someone shittin in the pool?</quote>I wish you could thumbs up a post</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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