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JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:03:18 AM #1:	Chick on tinder says to me, I wanna learn more about u, like what are your interests & what do you like to do for fun ? Rather than telling telling her about myself, I say, Id like to learn those things about you too. She then starts writing walls of text and triple messaged me. Sometimes I surprise myself with how good I am at flirting. <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967393922] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>Chick on tinder says to me, <quote>I wanna learn more about u, like what are your interests & what do you like to do for fun ?</quote>Rather than telling telling her about myself, I say,<quote>Id like to learn those things about you too.</quote>She then starts writing walls of text and triple messaged me. Sometimes I surprise myself with how good I am at flirting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 08/18/22 10:08:45 AM #2:	CEmen will have one interaction with a woman and run online to tell everyone about it. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:967394022] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>CEmen will have one interaction with a woman and run online to tell everyone about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/18/22 10:09:48 AM #3:	>can't even answer a question about himself >thinks this is smooth Breh --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:967394040] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>>can't even answer a question about himself>thinks this is smoothBreh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:13:37 AM #4:	Flockaveli posted... CEmen will have one interaction with a woman and run online to tell everyone about it. Dude I just am able to think on my feet and deliver cool messages that make women want to have my baby. <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394115] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite><quote>CEmen will have one interaction with a woman and run online to tell everyone about it.</quote>Dude I just am able to think on my feet and deliver cool messages that make women want to have my baby. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/18/22 10:20:01 AM #5:	i've had like 2 or 3 convos on tinder specifically. they were kind of boring, but i didn't escalate or anything. literally spent like an hour talking about laundry and errands and then when i realized it was on me to escalate i realized i would have to reveal my loser status so i dropped the convo --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967394229] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>i've had like 2 or 3 convos on tinder specifically. they were kind of boring, but i didn't escalate or anything. literally spent like an hour talking about laundry and errands and then when i realized it was on me to escalate i realized i would have to reveal my loser status so i dropped the convo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:22:11 AM #6:	MedeaLysistrata posted... i've had like 2 or 3 convos on tinder specifically. they were kind of boring, but i didn't escalate or anything. literally spent like an hour talking about laundry and errands and then when i realized it was on me to escalate i realized i would have to reveal my loser status so i dropped the convo Women love losers. In what fantasy world do you live in that losers do not get pussy? <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394277] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>i've had like 2 or 3 convos on tinder specifically. they were kind of boring, but i didn't escalate or anything. literally spent like an hour talking about laundry and errands and then when i realized it was on me to escalate i realized i would have to reveal my loser status so i dropped the convo</quote>Women love losers.In what fantasy world do you live in that losers do not get pussy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:24:15 AM #7:	My brothers friend was dating this chick. He had a great job and everything. She cheated on him with a loser drug dealer and got pregnant by him. <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394320] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>My brothers friend was dating this chick. He had a great job and everything.She cheated on him with a loser drug dealer and got pregnant by him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/18/22 10:25:53 AM #8:	JahanDotson1 posted... Women love losers. In what fantasy world do you live in that losers do not get pussy? sorry, I didn't mean loser, i mean quasi-famous internet personality who has revolutionized message board posting. we're unfuckable. --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967394354] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>JahanDotson1 posted... </cite><quote>Women love losers.In what fantasy world do you live in that losers do not get pussy?</quote>sorry, I didn't mean loser, i mean quasi-famous internet personality who has revolutionized message board posting. we're unfuckable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:29:47 AM #9:	You just gotta be more edgy. A little toxicity goes a long way. No woman wants a man who agrees with everything she says and plays the fake nice guy role who only does nice things to get what he wants. Tell her she has nice legs and you want her to wrap them around you. <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394420] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>You just gotta be more edgy. A little toxicity goes a long way. No woman wants a man who agrees with everything she says and plays the fake nice guy role who only does nice things to get what he wants. Tell her she has nice legs and you want her to wrap them around you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-BrokenSpiral- 08/18/22 10:32:34 AM #10:	JahanDotson1 posted... Tell her she has nice legs and you want her to wrap them around you. You sound like a virgin. <cite>-BrokenSpiral- posted [p:967394468] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>JahanDotson1 posted... </cite><quote>Tell her she has nice legs and you want her to wrap them around you.</quote>You sound like a virgin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:33:32 AM #11:	-BrokenSpiral- posted... You sound like a virgin. Then tell me why beautiful women keep trying to throw their lady parts at me? <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394484] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>-BrokenSpiral- posted... </cite><quote>You sound like a virgin.</quote>Then tell me why beautiful women keep trying to throw their lady parts at me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/18/22 10:34:03 AM #12:	JahanDotson1 posted... You just gotta be more edgy. A little toxicity goes a long way. No woman wants a man who agrees with everything she says and plays the fake nice guy role who only does nice things to get what he wants. Tell her she has nice legs and you want her to wrap them around you. I only want someone who naturally responds well to my natural disposition --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967394494] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>JahanDotson1 posted... </cite><quote>You just gotta be more edgy. A little toxicity goes a long way. No woman wants a man who agrees with everything she says and plays the fake nice guy role who only does nice things to get what he wants. Tell her she has nice legs and you want her to wrap them around you.</quote>I only want someone who naturally responds well to my natural disposition</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:37:58 AM #13:	MedeaLysistrata posted... I only want someone who naturally responds well to my natural disposition thats basically what Im telling you to do. If your brain is telling you this chick is hot. I want to grab her ass. Then you should let her know. Women appreciate honesty. Its cringe when your brain is thinking about her ass but you decide to talk about laundry or the weather. <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394564] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>I only want someone who naturally responds well to my natural disposition</quote>thats basically what Im telling you to do.If your brain is telling you this chick is hot. I want to grab her ass. Then you should let her know. Women appreciate honesty. Its cringe when your brain is thinking about her ass but you decide to talk about laundry or the weather. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 08/18/22 10:39:30 AM #14:	Smooth brained, certainly. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:967394596] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>Smooth brained, certainly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/18/22 10:40:33 AM #15:	JahanDotson1 posted... thats basically what Im telling you to do. If your brain is telling you this chick is hot. I want to grab her ass. Then you should let her know. Women appreciate honesty. Its cringe when your brain is thinking about her ass but you decide to talk about laundry or the weather. Well, I wasn't thinking about that chick's ass at all But I will ask the next one to hit me up with a philosophical conversation next time. --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967394624] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>JahanDotson1 posted... </cite><quote>thats basically what Im telling you to do.If your brain is telling you this chick is hot. I want to grab her ass. Then you should let her know. Women appreciate honesty. Its cringe when your brain is thinking about her ass but you decide to talk about laundry or the weather.</quote>Well, I wasn't thinking about that chick's ass at allBut I will ask the next one to hit me up with a philosophical conversation next time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 08/18/22 10:40:39 AM #16:	AldousIsDead posted... Smooth brained, certainly. Dammit, I was gonna say that --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:967394626] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>AldousIsDead posted... </cite><quote>Smooth brained, certainly.</quote>Dammit, I was gonna say that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 08/18/22 10:40:51 AM #17:	You are pretty smooth, dang, are you handsome too? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:967394632] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>You are pretty smooth, dang, are you handsome too?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 08/18/22 10:43:22 AM #18:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Dammit, I was gonna say that You can get it in the next topic he posts. I'm sure it'll fit there too. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:967394674] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite><quote>Dammit, I was gonna say that</quote>You can get it in the next topic he posts. I'm sure it'll fit there too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:46:45 AM #19:	R1masher posted... You are pretty smooth, dang, are you handsome too? Not particularly. But you dont have to be the best looking man to impress a woman. Obviously you should try to look your best, but women are more attracted to the feeling that you get them rather than how you look. <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394735] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>You are pretty smooth, dang, are you handsome too?</quote>Not particularly. But you dont have to be the best looking man to impress a woman. Obviously you should try to look your best, but women are more attracted to the feeling that you get them rather than how you look.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:50:01 AM #20:	MedeaLysistrata posted... Well, I wasn't thinking about that chick's ass at all But I will ask the next one to hit me up with a philosophical conversation next time. I guess Im not sure how you got to the part where you ran away because you were concerned about your loser status Also you mentioned being unfuckable So I made the assumption that you were interested in having sex with this woman. <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394783] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>Well, I wasn't thinking about that chick's ass at allBut I will ask the next one to hit me up with a philosophical conversation next time.</quote>I guess Im not sure how you got to the part where you ran away because you were concerned about your loser statusAlso you mentioned being unfuckableSo I made the assumption that you were interested in having sex with this woman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/18/22 10:50:42 AM #21:	JahanDotson1 posted... I guess Im not sure how you got to the part where you ran away because you were concerned about your loser status Also you mentioned being unfuckable So I made the assumption that you were interested in having sex with this woman. No, I just want to talk to women regularly Gf is a bonus. I'm not really sex driven these days --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967394794] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>JahanDotson1 posted... </cite><quote>I guess Im not sure how you got to the part where you ran away because you were concerned about your loser statusAlso you mentioned being unfuckableSo I made the assumption that you were interested in having sex with this woman.</quote>No, I just want to talk to women regularlyGf is a bonus. I'm not really sex driven these days</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:51:52 AM #22:	MedeaLysistrata posted... No, I just want to talk to women regularly Gf is a bonus. I'm not really sex driven these days Well, something to keep in mind is that women enjoy sex. So if sex isnt really your thing, then you may run into relationship issues. <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394813] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>No, I just want to talk to women regularlyGf is a bonus. I'm not really sex driven these days</quote>Well, something to keep in mind is that women enjoy sex. So if sex isnt really your thing, then you may run into relationship issues. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 08/18/22 10:53:33 AM #23:	so like, are you gonna post pics of the convo? idk why Im responding to a 16 karma 300+ post account lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:967394845] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>so like, are you gonna post pics of the convo? idk why Im responding to a 16 karma 300+ post account lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meralonne 08/18/22 10:54:11 AM #24:	Next topic: TC discovers that the girl sniffed a bottle of alcohol once while walking by the bar in a restaurant and cuts her off. --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife <cite>meralonne posted [p:967394860] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>Next topic: TC discovers that the girl sniffed a bottle of alcohol once while walking by the bar in a restaurant and cuts her off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:58:18 AM #25:	Weezy_Tha_Don posted... so like, are you gonna post pics of the convo? Will delete later. Only pic Im posting. https://imgur.com/gallery/4nBlymm <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394943] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>Weezy_Tha_Don posted... </cite><quote>so like, are you gonna post pics of the convo? </quote>Will delete later. Only pic Im posting. https://imgur.com/gallery/4nBlymm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meralonne 08/18/22 10:59:05 AM #26:	JahanDotson1 posted... https://imgur.com/gallery/4nBlymm That's hardly a wall of text. --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife <cite>meralonne posted [p:967394953] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>JahanDotson1 posted... </cite><quote>https://imgur.com/gallery/4nBlymm</quote>That's hardly a wall of text.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/18/22 10:59:16 AM #27:	JahanDotson1 posted... Well, something to keep in mind is that women enjoy sex. So if sex isnt really your thing, then you may run into relationship issues. Probably, the issue is I can't date asexuals because I want SOME action, but action isn't the main event --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967394956] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>JahanDotson1 posted... </cite><quote>Well, something to keep in mind is that women enjoy sex. So if sex isnt really your thing, then you may run into relationship issues.</quote>Probably, the issue is I can't date asexuals because I want SOME action, but action isn't the main event </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 10:59:24 AM #28:	meralonne posted... That's hardly a wall of text. Theres more below <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967394959] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>meralonne posted... </cite><quote>That's hardly a wall of text.</quote>Theres more below </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JahanDotson1 08/18/22 11:45:03 AM #29:	She wants my ding a ling <cite>JahanDotson1 posted [p:967395766] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>She wants my ding a ling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 08/18/22 12:29:55 PM #31:	Flockaveli posted... CEmen will have one interaction with a woman and run online to tell everyone about it. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:967396776] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite><quote>CEmen will have one interaction with a woman and run online to tell everyone about it.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/18/22 12:36:59 PM #32:	Flockaveli posted... CEmen will have one interaction with a woman and run online to tell everyone about it. are you wondering why? --- I'm going to develop the first semantic radar. <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967396941] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite><quote>CEmen will have one interaction with a woman and run online to tell everyone about it.</quote>are you wondering why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 08/18/22 12:37:45 PM #33:	you're not smooth, you're a creep --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:967396962] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>you're not smooth, you're a creep</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lennethsoki 08/18/22 1:59:00 PM #34:	If you consider THAT a wall of text, you must get almost no one responding to you. So much for being smooth xD --- <3 <3 I love life <3 <3 <cite>lennethsoki posted [p:967398794] in I am too m... [t:80134122]...</cite> <quote>If you consider THAT a wall of text, you must get almost no one responding to you.So much for being smooth xD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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