Current Events > Dr. Oz tries to relate to the people of Pennsylvania

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Intro2Logic
08/16/22 12:37:18 PM
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https://twitter.com/umichvoter/status/1559011904076529664


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DeadBankerDream
08/16/22 12:39:37 PM
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"Here's a brocoli"

Great line.

Also did he mistakenly call his wife his wetnurse or am I delirious?

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R1masher
08/16/22 12:41:30 PM
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Cant believe he basically gave his kid his show

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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
08/16/22 12:41:50 PM
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My wife loves dipping raw asparagus into salsa. He lies about the price of the salsa yoy can see the tag says the bruchetta is $6. Also, that's like an entire month's worth of carrots. Not that I would expect anything other than dishonesty in conservative propaganda. He should make the same video in Australia and blame Biden for those prices too

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Smashingpmkns
08/16/22 12:51:13 PM
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Dude just eating raw asparagus in his crudite lol

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HudGard
08/16/22 12:54:12 PM
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*spills my broccoli asparagus salsa everywhere*

Thanks Joe Biden!
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MrToothHasYou
08/16/22 12:54:18 PM
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Its like the flip side of the Its a banana, Michael, what could it cost, $10? coin.

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Hayame_Zero
08/16/22 12:55:48 PM
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He tried tweeting about supporting a local business a few months ago, and the business itself responded dunking on him for just doing a quick photo and leaving

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AlCalavicci
08/16/22 12:55:58 PM
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"I'm at Wegner's"

He's actually at Wegman's btw

He's such a fucking fraud lmao

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MaxEffingBemis
08/16/22 12:56:32 PM
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He seems like a normal dude, even blaming Biden for salsa costing too much lmao

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ghettoraider81
08/16/22 1:01:42 PM
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You can tell he doesnt do his own shopping. Goes to a Wegmans first of all, and those prices arent even that bad. Except for the flat out lie in the salsa.

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YourDrunkFather
08/16/22 1:06:11 PM
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Jeez Biden, just turn down the food prices dial already! Its right next to the gas one

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AlCalavicci
08/16/22 1:16:51 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
You can tell he doesnt do his own shopping. Goes to a Wegmans first of all, and those prices arent even that bad. Except for the flat out lie in the salsa.

someone on Twitter pointed out that he is looking at the label for Fresh Bruchetta

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Jagr_68
08/16/22 1:17:51 PM
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God what a jerkoff.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
08/16/22 1:19:46 PM
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John Fetterman (his opponent) did this the other day too...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/9/AAdVIJAADkav.jpg

Fetterman is a cool guy. HUGE on medical marijuana legalization. Dude only owns one suit and he wears it only when he has to preside over the PA Senate. Other than that he dresses pretty casual. He's tall as fuck, like 6'9" or something. His tattoos are the zip code of Braddock PA where he was the mayor for a long time. Another one is the dates people in Braddock were killed by guns during his tenure. Totally got my vote.

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SauI_Goodman
08/16/22 1:21:04 PM
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Remember his feud with marky mark

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CableZL
08/16/22 1:21:13 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
ghettoraider81 posted...
You can tell he doesnt do his own shopping. Goes to a Wegmans first of all, and those prices arent even that bad. Except for the flat out lie in the salsa.

someone on Twitter pointed out that he is looking at the label for Fresh Bruchetta
Also, he didn't get any of those plastic bags you're supposed to use for produce, lol

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HudGard
08/16/22 1:23:12 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Its like the flip side of the Its a banana, Michael, what could it cost, $10? coin.
lmao youre right
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JahanDotson1
08/16/22 1:26:41 PM
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Honestly, Id rather him rant about the price of broccoli than say something stupid like the election was stolen! defund the FBI!

Also Im a Pennsylvania resident.
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Compsognathus
08/16/22 1:30:03 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
"Here's a brocoli"

Great line.

Also did he mistakenly call his wife his wetnurse or am I delirious?
He definitely called her a wetnurse.

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AlCalavicci
08/16/22 2:10:12 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
"Here's a brocoli"

Great line.

Also did he mistakenly call his wife his wetnurse or am I delirious?

hahaha no, he said hes at Wegners, showing how out of touch he is because hes actually at Wegmans

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TendoDRM
08/16/22 2:14:07 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
Goes to a Wegmans first of all

But Wegmans is amazing, everyone should go there.

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Master_Kazuya
08/16/22 2:14:11 PM
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I didn't see anything wrong until he said we have Joe Biden to thank for that

It's weird that that party sees the president as some godly figure. I really doubt Joe Biden is directly involved in asparagus

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Tyranthraxus
08/16/22 2:14:38 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
hahaha no, he said hes at Wegners, showing how out of touch he is because hes actually at Wegmans

He's not even at Wegman's.

https://twitter.com/maudi63/status/1559175364743675904?s=19

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Humble_Novice
08/16/22 2:17:09 PM
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https://twitter.com/grocerieswegner/status/1559347275943518208
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MrToothHasYou
08/16/22 2:17:13 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Its like the flip side of the Its a banana, Michael, what could it cost, $10? coin.
Someone else had the same idea as me:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/3/AAVdKdAADkbb.jpg

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AlCalavicci
08/16/22 2:17:55 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
He's not even at Wegman's.

https://twitter.com/maudi63/status/1559175364743675904?s=19

oh, lmao

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SamuelLJackdson
08/16/22 2:18:20 PM
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Whens the last time he actually did his own grocery shopping? 20 years ago?

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Popcorn2000
08/16/22 2:18:27 PM
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He literally put on a fake Philly accent
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Doom_Art
08/16/22 2:18:56 PM
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Humble_Novice posted...
https://twitter.com/grocerieswegner/status/1559347275943518208
Fuck me that was fast

Fettermans online game is on point

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CelestialVoices
08/16/22 2:23:25 PM
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holy shit that was hilarious

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AloneIBreak
08/16/22 2:30:04 PM
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PA resident here. Fetterman is the man. I already don't like doctor Oz but insulting Wegmans in name and in price is going too far.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/16/22 2:32:17 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
How do you do, fellow Pennsylvanians?
lol jump on it

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CADE_FOSTER
08/16/22 2:33:01 PM
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This mofo lived in Jersey and up until last year voted in turkey every year fuck him and fuck Oprah for making him
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Tyranthraxus
08/16/22 2:38:08 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Oprah hates him now and regrets ever promoting him. Said it was the biggest mistake of her career.
Wait until Dr. Phil runs for office

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Jagr_68
08/16/22 2:42:43 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Oprah hates him now and regrets ever promoting him. Said it was the biggest mistake of her career.

>jpg of her and Harvey Weinstein

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DeadBankerDream
08/16/22 2:44:00 PM
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Not like Dr. Phil isn't also a horrible person so not seeing the difference.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
08/16/22 2:53:03 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
How do you do, fellow Pennsylvanians?

Meh. Hoping Mastriano doesn't win.

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AlCalavicci
08/16/22 3:15:31 PM
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https://twitter.com/grocerieswegner/status/1559290958843449346?s=21&t=asVfpFki_ZW0lne-Qi6l7A

lmao

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Lonestar2000
08/16/22 3:19:12 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Someone else had the same idea as me:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/3/AAVdKdAADkbb.jpg
LMAO

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Tyranthraxus
08/16/22 3:31:27 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Asparagus

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Corrik7
08/16/22 3:34:30 PM
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As someone who lives in PA. I have never heard of Wegman's or Redner's. Nor have I heard of crudite. That said, Braddock is a shit hole town and if Fetterman was mayor of it, I wouldn't claim it.

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Corrik7
08/16/22 3:37:54 PM
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After looking at the list of locations, besides 2 erie branches of wegman's, neither of these two places really exist in western PA. A few locations in the central and the rest all in the east of PA. If he is trying to win PA, he needs to win everything surrounding Pittsburgh and Erie.

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ThunderTrain
08/16/22 3:39:42 PM
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So what is his solution to fix that?

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mybbqrules
08/16/22 4:24:12 PM
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Humble_Novice posted...
https://twitter.com/grocerieswegner/status/1559347275943518208
Imagine being dunked on this fucking hard by a grocery store.

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