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The_Creep_2020
08/16/22 8:44:37 AM
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Eat a 20 gram portion of chocolate.

Once you swallow it, immediately make yourself sneeze.

This will force chocolate infused saliva into your sinuses, which will in turn mean that you have a sweet, chocolatey taste trickle into your mouth for ten to fifteen minutes more than you would have otherwise.

You are welcome.

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DeadBankerDream
08/16/22 8:47:32 AM
#2:


I'd rather just eat more chocolate.

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Thompson
08/16/22 8:57:11 AM
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The darker the chocolate, the less you can eat of it.

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 9:01:42 AM
#4:


Thompson posted...
The darker the chocolate, the less you can eat of it.
Why? I thought dark chocolate was good for you

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Thompson
08/16/22 9:05:03 AM
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OzoneNeon posted...
Why? I thought dark chocolate was good for you
Just personal experience.
A 180g dark choco bar doesn't seem like much, but I feel sick after I've eaten a quarter of it.

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DeadBankerDream
08/16/22 9:06:03 AM
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Thompson posted...
A 180g dark choco bar doesn't seem like much
I'm sorry what?

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 9:06:03 AM
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I love dark chocolate >_> Fucking shoot 99% choco up in my veins!

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DeadBankerDream
08/16/22 9:07:04 AM
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*shoots 99% of a chocobo into Neon's veins*

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OzoneNeon
08/16/22 9:08:32 AM
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Whoops, meant to say cacao. I gotta live with this inside me now >_>

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Thompson
08/16/22 9:14:54 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I'm sorry what?
A typical milk chocolate seems easier to devour, and I thought the same applied to dark choco.
Kind of glad I was wrong.

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Alteres
08/16/22 9:23:31 AM
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I took that one to mean he thought 180 g was a lot.

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DeadBankerDream
08/16/22 9:48:45 AM
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Alteres posted...
I took that one to mean he thought 180 g was a lot.
Yes.

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Thompson
08/16/22 9:50:13 AM
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Alteres posted...
I took that one to mean he thought 180 g was a lot.
It can be.

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Shotgunnova
08/16/22 10:00:06 AM
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Alright, body, sneeze on my command. One, two, three...

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