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MrMallard
08/15/22 6:43:29 AM
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I've only ever seen screenshots, I'd watch a video dissecting the movie but I don't think I would ever watch it by itself.

Scanning the plot synopsis, it seems like they turned it into a post-apocalyptic cyberpunk story, with the Mishima Zaibatsu being replaced by the Tekken Corporation and a city built in its name, called Tekken City.

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BurmesePenguin
08/15/22 6:45:02 AM
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I remember when they made the terrible animated movie where Xioangyu had a lesbian relationship with a Russian robot.
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NeonOctopus
08/15/22 6:46:51 AM
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They did my man Yoshimitsu dirty in that movie

https://youtu.be/uE4JLBwnDfo?t=695

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MrMallard
08/15/22 6:49:06 AM
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Just found this fight scene, about what I expected. Lots of quick cuts and forced generic banter.

https://youtu.be/Bsxn6wNIj_k

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VampireCoyote
08/15/22 6:50:38 AM
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Theres a Dynasty Warriors movie on Netflix that is hilarious and actually very entertaining

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MabusIncarnate
08/15/22 7:04:17 AM
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Nope, I remember a bad live action Street Fighter movie that had pretty decent cgi but still sucked. It wasn't the mainstream one, it was another that released later.

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008Zulu
08/15/22 7:07:33 AM
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Better or worse than the Dead or Alive movie?

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MrMallard
08/16/22 2:03:01 AM
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I saw like a long podcast video recounting the plot, and yep. It's a bad video game movie alright.

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Collat
08/16/22 2:28:43 AM
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I can at least appreciate that they got some of the costumes right. A lot of video game movies don't even try there.

Other than that, I don't really have anything nice to say.
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Kitt
08/16/22 2:48:15 AM
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I remember watching that bullshit on G4 back in the day. Christie -- who was played by a White chick-- was Jin's love interest and had no kind of relationship at all with Eddie Guerrero, who was a very minor character in the film


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Trumble
08/16/22 2:49:33 AM
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I watched it because I was majorly into Tekken at the time. I enjoyed it, even if it didn't remotely fit the canon, it was fun to watch.

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Kitt
08/16/22 2:50:22 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Nope, I remember a bad live action Street Fighter movie that had pretty decent cgi but still sucked. It wasn't the mainstream one, it was another that released later.
The Legend of Chun-Li?

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008Zulu
08/16/22 5:42:30 AM
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I can't find a streaming service with this reputedly bad movie available on it.

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MabusIncarnate
08/16/22 5:49:56 AM
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Kitt posted...
The Legend of Chun-Li?
Now that I've dug a bit, I think it was Assassins Fist. It looks similar and I only remember Ken and Ryu being in it. It might not even be that one either.

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Raikuro
08/16/22 6:54:41 AM
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008Zulu posted...
I can't find a streaming service with this reputedly bad movie available on it.
It's on Pluto and tubi
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ZevLoveDOOM
08/16/22 6:59:20 AM
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i heard about it but never saw it.

but i do remember seeing the Dead Or Alive movie and that's it. didnt remember the movie itself cause of how forgettable it was... lol

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Solar_Crimson
08/16/22 9:56:22 AM
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MrMallard posted...
Just found this fight scene, about what I expected. Lots of quick cuts and forced generic banter.

https://youtu.be/Bsxn6wNIj_k
Could they have picked a Whiter chick to play Christie?

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Makeveli_lives
08/18/22 4:40:52 PM
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Trumble posted...
I watched it because I was majorly into Tekken at the time. I enjoyed it, even if it didn't remotely fit the canon, it was fun to watch.
This.

and I honestly loved the way they handled stages for the tournament.

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Seaman_Prime
08/18/22 4:43:26 PM
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I like how they made Christie the love interest because shes hot lol
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