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Scarecrow17
08/14/22 4:48:46 PM
#1:


People are free to do whatever but what the fuck?

"What are we going to name our son, honey?"
"Naruto"

Bro, what? At least make Naruto the middle name. This is bumfuck Ohio. The bullying is going to be so bad for that kid.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/14/22 4:49:30 PM
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If I had a daughter and it was up to me I would probably name her Lalah

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Turbam
08/14/22 4:49:38 PM
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Naruto is named after a fish cake

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BlueBoy675
08/14/22 4:50:17 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
If I had a daughter and it was up to me I would probably name her Lalah
Gundam?

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MedeaLysistrata
08/14/22 4:50:58 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
Gundam?
Yea

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electricbugs2
08/14/22 4:51:17 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
Gundam?
Lala is a fairly common name in former Soviet countries to be fair.

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Paragon21XX
08/14/22 4:53:24 PM
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Turbam posted...
Naruto is named after a fish cake


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Unsuprised_Pika
08/14/22 5:00:59 PM
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That kids life is going to go on a downward spiral from bullying.

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Ratchetrockon
08/14/22 5:01:41 PM
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nice lol.


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Strider102
08/14/22 5:02:14 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
That kids life is going to go on a downward spiral from bullying.

Maybe he'll master his run.

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Alucard188
08/14/22 5:04:35 PM
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If I had a daughter, I'd name her Marlene.

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gamestunner
08/14/22 5:35:51 PM
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Y'all got to realize kids grow up with those names.

This kid in future gotta tell all these people what it's name means. "Yeah my dad liked this stupid ass cartoon"

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Jiek_Fafn
08/14/22 5:37:43 PM
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Believe it!

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Reave314
08/14/22 5:40:01 PM
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Turbam posted...
Naruto is named after a fish cake

This is true even in the series itself, funny enough.

Minato named him after the protagonist of one of Jiraiya's stories, who Jiraiya himself had named after a fishcake while eating ramen one day.

It all leads back to ramen.
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Duchess_Satine
08/14/22 5:40:24 PM
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Whats next Boruto

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Scarecrow17
08/14/22 6:04:51 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
That kids life is going to go on a downward spiral from bullying.

Especially if he grows up around this area of Ohio. From what I remember, the kids here are relentless. My middle and high school were notorious for kids transferring due to bullying.

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AirFresh
08/14/22 6:08:15 PM
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If I ever unfortunately have children I'm naming my kid Bert. Girl or boy. The lady I impregnated has no say in this matter.

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Robot2600
08/14/22 6:11:12 PM
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yall crazy, i think it's fine.

so what, at least naruto is cool. better than john jim michael daniel davion deshawn edwin frank greg hank etc

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Jagr_68
08/14/22 6:12:40 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
Gundam?

Imagine that dude's online dating profile in 20 years...

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"Gundam W" or "Naruto S"
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kirbyy
08/14/22 6:23:35 PM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
That kids life is going to go on a downward spiral from bullying.
Just like Naruto himself. The kid will become a living embodiment of the anime.

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Vatenkeist
08/14/22 8:31:09 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
If I had a daughter, I'd name her Marlene.
https://myanimelist.net/character/3353/Marlene_Angel

Blue Gender???

The kid named Naruto would get bullied??? BY WHO? Older kids who would be in their 30s and 40s? By the time the kid grows up, there will be a bunch of other anime that have come out.
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Scarecrow17
08/15/22 4:21:29 AM
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Vatenkeist posted...
https://myanimelist.net/character/3353/Marlene_Angel

Blue Gender???

The kid named Naruto would get bullied??? BY WHO? Older kids who would be in their 30s and 40s? By the time the kid grows up, there will be a bunch of other anime that have come out.

By kids his own age? They dont have to be familiar with the anime in order to bully him because of his name. Kids will target you for anything.

Naruto has cemented itself in anime history anyways. Nobody is going to forget it exists in a decade or so.

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pegusus123456
08/15/22 4:39:00 AM
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"Hon, our son's using the potty for the first time! Come and see!"

"No, I don't watch that Naruto crap."

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g0ldie
08/15/22 4:42:27 AM
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Naruto Dattebayo Johnson

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Alteres
08/15/22 4:46:18 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
If I had a daughter, I'd name her Marlene.
At least you will be prepared for her to be your best friends and not yours.

also, to that other guy, ff7

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Sayoria
08/15/22 4:51:35 AM
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About 10-15 years ago, Boston used to have an Anime store called "Tokyo Kid" .... I remember going there and there was a girl with a stroller up there. Somehow, someway my friend and I randomly got into a talk with this girl and she was one of those extroverts who once you started up, wouldn't stop talking. I remember there was times my friend and I would pass off talking to her, like we try to explore the store and he would leave me with her, or I'd leave him with her.

Anywho, I remember asking what her son's name was and she said Sephiroth. .....I was like "Really?" .... She was dead serious.

Maybe two years after this event, I went to Anime Boston and was waiting for my badge in line. I remember hearing a woman yell out "SEPHIROTH! Get back here!" .... and the voice rang in my head. I was like "do-not-turn-around-do-not-turn-around-do-not-turn-around-do- not-turn-around-do-not-turn-around-" to myself.

This kid is easily a teen now.... atleast a tween. I wonder how that's going for him.

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CinderLock
08/15/22 5:00:54 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/1/AAfDByAADkIp.jpg

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Beveren_Rabbit
08/15/22 5:06:20 AM
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Anime is pretty mainstream right now. A bunch of parents in their 30's are wearing Naruto shirts. Nothing cringe about it.

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Ricemills
08/15/22 5:22:28 AM
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at least Naruto stayed the good guy, unlike Daenerys.

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legendarylemur
08/15/22 5:32:09 AM
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I named you after the two bravest men I've ever known, Goku Naruto

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pegusus123456
08/15/22 5:34:45 AM
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Ricemills posted...
at least Naruto stayed the good guy, unlike Daenerys.
Imagine the AoT fans who named their kids Eren.

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rustykranz4
08/15/22 5:39:14 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
"Hon, our son's using the potty for the first time! Come and see!"

"No, I don't watch that Naruto crap."
10/10 lmfao

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TheoryzC
08/15/22 5:46:02 AM
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legendarylemur posted...
I named you after the two bravest men I've ever known, Goku Naruto


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Chicken
08/15/22 6:49:07 AM
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Kids will think its the guy from fortnite

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WilliamPorygon
08/15/22 6:57:06 AM
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At least he isn't naming his kid Monkey

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Choco
08/15/22 7:37:57 AM
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TheoryzC posted...
that's from a pretty good prozd short
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HoWCxoFl-d8

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Raikuro
08/15/22 7:46:27 AM
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That kid in 70 years:
https://twitter.com/raysipe/status/1295127594485121024?s=20&t=yXgGPqy_dRVfY4kKwbvrTA
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Flockaveli
08/15/22 10:44:43 AM
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In high school a guy named his kid after some Skyrim dragon.
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