Poll of the Day > I need help manscaping!

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I would post this on Sex & Sexuality but topics there quickly get flooded by people stealth bragging about stuff(# of sex partners, dick size, hotness of their mate, their own hotness, etc.).

So, I suck at manscaping. Its either full bush or clean shaved for me. And even then I suck at shaving the . So, there has to be some special tools and/or YouTube tutorials to help me get the porn star look. Ya know shaved low but with a kind of shape up in the front.

The trick is you cover your balls in mayonnaise dip them in a cup of maggots. They'll eat away any excess hair.

HornedLion posted...

with a kind of shape up in the front.

That's called a merkin.

Do you use a beard trimmer or a hair trimmer?

KodyKeir posted...

That's called a merkin.

Do you use a beard trimmer or a hair trimmer?

The little one. Beard trimmer.

Shaving is easier if you take a bath. Soak yourself in the hottest water you can stand and it'll soften up the hair making it much easier to shave. It's also easier to get to stuff if you're sitting down than trying to balance standing up.

captpackrat posted...

Shaving is easier if you take a bath. Soak yourself in the hottest water you can stand and it'll soften up the hair making it much easier to shave. It's also easier to get to stuff if you're sitting down than trying to balance standing up.

How do I make the lines so straight?

HornedLion posted...

How do I make the lines so straight?

I just shave everything off.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/7/AAOV7sAADj1N.jpg

imagine how much easier it would be if you didn't have any skin..

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Absolutely do not do this on your genitals

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Youre not supposed to use that on sensitive areas.

KodyKeir posted...

That's called a merkin.

No, a merkin is a fake pube wig actors wear to cover their junk when they do nude scenes