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Smackems
08/12/22 3:38:26 PM
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Gobbling up a burger won't cure a broke arm

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Homeless_Waifu
08/12/22 3:39:41 PM
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Maybe not right away
But eating nothing while suffering from a injury will prolong the time to recover.

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HylianFox
08/12/22 3:39:58 PM
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A good night's sleep heals all

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Questionmarktarius
08/12/22 3:40:02 PM
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Fucktons of protein contributes to healing, if it doesn't blow out your kidneys in the meantime.
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Smackems
08/12/22 3:41:56 PM
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If an orc cuts you with his thingy, eating a burger in the middle of fighting him ain't gonna uncut you

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Homeless_Waifu
08/12/22 3:42:39 PM
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Smackems posted...
If an orc cuts you with his thingy, eating a burger in the middle of fighting him ain't gonna uncut you
Good things orcs don't exist

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Axiom
08/12/22 3:43:34 PM
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Smackems posted...
If an orc cuts you with his thingy, eating a burger in the middle of fighting him ain't gonna uncut you
What game did you play that had orcs and eating burgers as a health mechanic
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Smackems
08/12/22 3:43:46 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Good things orcs don't exist
Maybe not around you. But there's a hive of them here

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DipDipDiver
08/12/22 3:43:51 PM
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My man BJ Blascowicz can recover from gunshot wounds by eating dog food
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DuneMan
08/12/22 3:44:42 PM
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Well, not as an instantaneous effect, but nutrition can definitely help you recover from illness or injury, right along with plenty of rest.

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Solar_Crimson
08/12/22 3:44:52 PM
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Axiom posted...
What game did you play that had orcs and eating burgers as a health mechanic
EarthBound?

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HylianFox
08/12/22 3:45:51 PM
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So many inns and not a single hospital...

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gunplagirl
08/12/22 3:46:15 PM
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Wall food be like

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Thompson
08/12/22 3:47:05 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Good things orcs don't exist
Tell that to the Ukrainians.

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Nikra
08/12/22 3:47:12 PM
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A freaking burger wont cure anything. It will probably make it worse.
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Unknown5uspect
08/12/22 3:47:29 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Wall food be like
Could you imagine punching a hole in your wall and there's just a whole freshly made rotisserie chicken sitting on a plate?

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Smackems
08/12/22 3:48:00 PM
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Axiom posted...
What game did you play that had orcs and eating burgers as a health mechanic
This ain't no game, son

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Questionmarktarius
08/12/22 3:48:04 PM
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Axiom posted...
What game did you play that had orcs and eating burgers as a health mechanic
I'm pretty sure that was Phantasy Star on SMS.
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HylianFox
08/12/22 3:48:23 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Could you imagine punching a hole in your wall and there's just a whole freshly made rotisserie chicken sitting on a plate?

Also, candles have daggers and axes inside them

DON'T question it

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BloodMoon7
08/12/22 3:50:05 PM
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That's because you don't have access to good eatin' and free healthcare.

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Homeless_Waifu
08/12/22 3:50:41 PM
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Thompson posted...
Tell that to the Ukrainians.
Well Putin kinda does look like Shrek from an angle

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Stagmar
08/12/22 3:51:56 PM
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Americans don't recover health when they eat?

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HylianFox
08/12/22 3:52:55 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Americans don't recover health when they eat?

No, but we clap like friggin' morons

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BloodMoon7
08/12/22 3:53:16 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Americans don't recover health when they eat?
They gain Thick Fat as an ability

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Squall28
08/12/22 3:53:59 PM
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Healing items in general don't make sense.

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Agent_Stroud
08/12/22 3:55:28 PM
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Axiom posted...
What game did you play that had orcs and eating burgers as a health mechanic

RuneScape. You have Orks as part of Bandos worshippers and you can get your hands on Frogburgers down in the Cave Goblin city of Dorgeshkaan (I think I spelled that right, anyways).

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Agent_Stroud
08/12/22 3:57:41 PM
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
Well Putin kinda does look like Shrek from an angle

Shreks an Ogre, buddy. Orks are an entirely different breed of fantasy monster if youre familiar with RuneScape.

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HylianFox
08/12/22 4:03:22 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Healing items in general don't make sense.

At least potions have the whole "it's magic" thing going for them

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LinkFanatic
08/12/22 4:09:17 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
EarthBound?

EarthBound doesn't have orcs, though.

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Gobstoppers12
08/12/22 4:10:32 PM
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Nanomachines in the food. Easy.

Next.

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JahanDotson1
08/12/22 4:11:46 PM
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Smackems posted...
Gobbling up a burger won't cure a broke arm
Your cells need energy to do anything.

So youre wrong.
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Homeless_Waifu
08/12/22 9:44:14 PM
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Agent_Stroud posted...
Shreks an Ogre, buddy. Orks are an entirely different breed of fantasy monster if youre familiar with RuneScape.
Both green, both ugly
Same thing in my book


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MedeaLysistrata
08/12/22 9:46:55 PM
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Smackems posted...
Gobbling up a burger won't cure a broke arm
lol

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coolguyjimmy
08/12/22 9:47:28 PM
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Actually, taking (Eating) iron supplements can help if you bleed a lot -- such as having heavy menstrual bleeding.
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Guide
08/12/22 9:47:50 PM
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chug that vite b and grow scars real fast!

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Smackems
08/12/22 10:15:13 PM
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coolguyjimmy posted...
Actually, taking (Eating) iron supplements can help if you bleed a lot -- such as having heavy menstrual bleeding.
I have an internal hemorrhoid that bleeds like a mf and I've had to do iron when it was at its worst. I preferred slow release; didn't constipate as bad, and constipation made it much worse

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
08/12/22 10:18:25 PM
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DuneMan posted...
Well, not as an instantaneous effect, but nutrition can definitely help you recover from illness or injury, right along with plenty of rest.
That's over the span of day's to week's.

That's not meant to be instantaneous cure like most video games.

Games would generally be ALOT harder if they followed IRL healing rules.

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Questionmarktarius
08/12/22 10:18:44 PM
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Smackems posted...
internal hemorrhoid
That's a polyp and you need to get that cut the fuck out before it becomes colon cancer.
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Smackems
08/12/22 10:19:39 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That's a polyp and you need to get that cut the fuck out before it becomes colon cancer.
I had the polyps cut out. This is jus the hemorrhoid. I've had 3 colonoscopies

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Guide
08/12/22 11:42:53 PM
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Smackems posted...
I had the polyps cut out. This is jus the hemorrhoid. I've had 3 colonoscopies

I hope you paid for dinner by the third one. Proctologists have feelings too.

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hitokoriX
08/13/22 12:12:19 AM
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Axiom posted...
What game did you play that had orcs and eating burgers as a health mechanic

Castlevania

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
08/13/22 12:24:58 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Also, candles have daggers and axes inside them

DON'T question it
Don't forget about candles dropping hearts.

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HylianFox
08/13/22 12:26:51 AM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
Don't forget about candles dropping hearts.

As a kid, I was baffled by Castlevania's hearts not recovering health
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Agent_Stroud
08/13/22 12:32:15 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Could you imagine punching a hole in your wall and there's just a whole freshly made rotisserie chicken sitting on a plate?

Yeah, about that

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Zc_4zi1FY

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TheAttackTitan
08/13/22 12:33:31 AM
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Axiom posted...
What game did you play that had orcs and eating burgers as a health mechanic
Gauntlet.
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HylianFox
08/13/22 12:35:46 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/9/AAN5R1AADjuN.png

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Robot2600
08/13/22 12:45:08 AM
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in castlevania the implication is that simon actually sits down, rests, and eats the wall beef. the game is an abstraction of the events.

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Tyranthraxus
08/13/22 12:45:29 AM
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Axiom posted...
What game did you play that had orcs and eating burgers as a health mechanic

World of Warcraft is probably the most famous one that has orcs + eat food to recover health.

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