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I need to lie down for an hour after pooping every day.

Most people wouldn't work if they didn't need to.

I'm trying to get back into it, but it's to better myself, not because I need to.

what if i told you i used to poop on the job

I sleep during the night shift at my job >_>

MixedRaceBaby posted...

what if i told you i used to poop on the job

I did too but I had to walk up a huge hill to get home and the butt chafe was enough to make a grown man cry.

I get to travel for free for my side job other than talking mad financial advice on the phone or in person in Mandarin which isnt my first language to begin with. Are you feeling hopeless now?

When I was unemployed during the 07 market crash I was fucking miserable, I couldnt stand doing nothing all day when I could be working.

Idk, it should be optional

NeonOctopus posted...

I sleep during the night shift at my job >_>

Ur an Evil doctor

Duchess_Satine posted...

I get to travel for free for my side job other than talking mad financial advice on the phone or in person in Mandarin which isnt my first language to begin with. Are you feeling hopeless now?

SamsungGearS2 posted...

When I was unemployed during the 07 market crash I was fucking miserable, I couldnt stand doing nothing all day when I could be working.

Nah I'm not hopeless. I quit my job at the end of last year

I've only ever had one job I liked and even then I'd rather fuck around

why are your poops so intense? you should see a doctor about that

Since I turned 18, I've been unemployed once for around 5 months (March to August of 2010).

It was great for about 2 weeks. I then slowly got more and more miserable as the days went.

My kids were too young to really enjoy interacting with them beyond a board game or a movie, and every night, even though she never did, I just assumed my wife though I sat home and did nothing all day, and it made me miserable.

If I'm going to sit around and be miserable, I'd rather get paid for it.

CelestialVoices posted...

why are your poops so intense? you should see a doctor about that

idk I have a tight butthole. I've done physical therapy before for it

but my pattern has always been to wait until I have to go and then it all comes out in an explosive second or two before the rest eases its way out. right now I'm eating a lot and trying to gain weight so it's magnified and my diet is also more fibrous.

bigblu89 posted...

Since I turned 18, I've been unemployed once for around 5 months (March to August of 2010).

It was great for about 2 weeks. I then slowly got more and more miserable as the days went.

My kids were too young to really enjoy interacting with them beyond a board game or a movie, and every night, even though she never did, I just assumed my wife though I sat home and did nothing all day, and it made me miserable.

If I'm going to sit around and be miserable, I'd rather get paid for it.

a woman I've been seeing says that she doesn't like that I don't have a job. so I'm thinking about it

that's honestly a terrible reason to do anything though, lol

Poorly posted...

Ur an Evil doctor

tbf, I am running around a lot during the day. Night time I just do reports, study, or sleep until an emergency comes up

Work makes me miserable and exhausted and wish I was at home doing nothing.

Being at home doing nothing makes me stir-crazy and wish I was working.

Such is the duality of man.

NeonOctopus posted...

tbf, I am running around a lot during the day. Night time I just do reports, study, or sleep until an emergency comes up

U should always kept a scalpel in case of emergency. How many bullets have u removed from a patient?