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Harpie
08/07/22 1:24:23 AM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/8/AAclepAADiYQ.jpg

she looks like this but with silver hair and is so fucking CUTE. She saw me all alone at my station and ran-wobbled to me with open arms just to ask me to talk about my math project. Then we started talking, vibing, and eventually swapped numbers. We had a lil date planned to roam Philly together but I fucken SLEPT THROUGH HER MESSAGES LIKE A FOOL, AN ABSOLUTE FOOL

anyways weve been texting and she just subtly not so subtly drops that shes bi. Shes in town tomorrow so we might meet up pls pray for me ce

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Foppe
08/07/22 1:27:20 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/6/AAA_aCAADcL-.jpg
Go have some fun, you deserve it you sleepyhead.

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AlCalavicci
08/07/22 1:42:48 AM
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Met a gorgeous girl at a math convention

NERD

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Harpie
08/07/22 1:51:18 AM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/6/AAA_aCAADcL-.jpg
Go have some fun, you deserve it you sleepyhead.
We will likely just be platonic but just being in her presence is more than enough to make me happy

my bodys ready

AlCalavicci posted...
Met a gorgeous girl at a math convention

NERD
Yeah shes a nerd too isnt that fucken hot. The way she talked to me about Europes gas crisis and the amount of energy that could be saved through simple changes backed up by custom mathematical formulas..

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NobleWill8
08/07/22 2:01:47 AM
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Hope it goes well for you!

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BloodMoon7
08/07/22 2:06:27 AM
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They have conventions for math?

Disgusting.

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PoopPotato
08/07/22 2:20:49 AM
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Expected a math joke. Turns out she's bi.. Binomial!

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Irony
08/07/22 2:21:04 AM
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What the fuck is a math convention

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viewmaster_pi
08/07/22 2:21:57 AM
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Irony posted...
What the fuck is a math convention
nerd free for all

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TeaMilk
08/07/22 2:23:10 AM
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ok but is she a GAMER?

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eggcorn
08/07/22 2:38:19 AM
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is this what my wife calls a meet-cute

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Foppe
08/07/22 2:42:11 AM
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Harpie posted...
Yeah shes a nerd too isnt that fucken hot. The way she talked to me about Europes gas crisis and the amount of energy that could be saved through simple changes backed up by custom mathematical formulas..
Germany fucked up when they closed fully working nuclear powerplants...
Wait... custom math formulas?
Oh my...


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Arcanine2009
08/07/22 2:46:43 AM
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Nice. Do keep us updated. I really hope this is legit and not some bullshit story.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/07/22 2:47:01 AM
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I read the joke topics first, soI thought this said "meth" convention as a bit.

That's what's up tho

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Evthean
08/07/22 2:50:15 AM
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shes very pretty + math convention? please dont mess this up lmao. need to live vicariously through someone lmao

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Foppe
08/07/22 2:22:40 PM
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Dont tell me she drugged you and stole your kidney!

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gunplagirl
08/07/22 2:24:08 PM
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Really weird of you to share the picture of her with a bunch of horny guys :'(

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Crimsoness
08/07/22 2:24:28 PM
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Good luck Harpie

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Harpie
08/07/22 2:24:58 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Really weird of you to share the picture of her with a bunch of horny guys :'(
but it isnt her

it just looks like her

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PoundGarden
08/07/22 2:27:47 PM
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Harpie posted...
but it isnt her

it just looks like her

Honestly that kind of makes it weirder lol. Did you just Google "cute Asian" until you found one resembling her?

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gunplagirl
08/07/22 2:28:14 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Honestly thay kind of makes it weirder lol. Did you just Google "cute Asian" until you found one resemin her?
^ that lol

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FL81
08/07/22 2:28:30 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
Met a gorgeous girl at a math convention

NERD
the numbers just don't add up

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DeadBankerDream
08/07/22 2:29:16 PM
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*Sees the More Topics from this Board list*

What, uh... what's going on here?

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ssj3vegeta
08/07/22 2:29:57 PM
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Since she's a hella nerd, i bet she's on some other message board talking about you to her e-friends and how excited she is

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NeonOctopus
08/07/22 2:30:20 PM
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I love asian chicks >_>

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Harpie
08/07/22 2:31:59 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
*Sees the More Topics from this Board list*

What, uh... what's going on here?
The meth convention was wild man

PoundGarden posted...
Honestly thay kind of makes it weirder lol. Did you just Google "cute Asian" until you found one resemin her?
._.

cute korean girl with glasses and silver hair

But I do this with all the cute/hot people topics I make, I gotta supply the PICS

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Choco
08/07/22 2:33:30 PM
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is this topic the real one? if so, holy shit based


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Stewman_Magoo
08/07/22 2:37:38 PM
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Babynames.com

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Harpie
08/07/22 2:38:44 PM
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math girl lives on the east coast not Cali like I originally thought

(

but she does have a chess.com account at least

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DarkRoast
08/07/22 2:40:13 PM
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U into mid-30s emotionally drained doctor chicks who hate life

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Bass_X0
08/07/22 2:40:21 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/2/AABA6UAADif0.jpg

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Choco
08/07/22 2:40:44 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
U into mid-30s emotionally drained doctor chicks who hate life
hey

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DarkRoast
08/07/22 2:42:01 PM
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Choco posted...
hey

U into vivisection

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Harpie
08/07/22 2:48:19 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
U into mid-30s emotionally drained doctor chicks who hate life
Depends, are u into perpetually poor college chicks about to accrue $40,000+ in debt that also self medicates with drugs and ce

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