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DarkRoast
08/06/22 3:22:25 PM
#1:


...and I've never purchased anything.

Does Epic actually think this is going to make them money? Hell, the longer they keep doing this, the less likely I am to buy anything because I HAVE SO MANY FREE GAMES I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THEM ALL.

What kind of galaxy brain came up with such a scheme?

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Robot2600
08/06/22 3:22:58 PM
#2:


are the libs being ownd?

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ViewtifulJoe
08/06/22 3:26:23 PM
#3:


Are there any good games in that mix?

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DeadBankerDream
08/06/22 3:27:40 PM
#4:


That's a pretty sweet deal for the price of installing a launcher, ngl.

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DarkRoast
08/06/22 3:33:31 PM
#5:


ViewtifulJoe posted...
Are there any good games in that mix?

Surprisingly yes
Here's just 2019's releases:

  • Dec 31, 2019 - Jan 1, 2020: Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair
  • Dec 30 - Dec 31, 2019: Hello Neighbor
  • Dec 29 - Dec 30, 2019: Talos Principle
  • Dec 28 - Dec 29, 2019: Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun
  • Dec 27 - Dec 28, 2019: Hyper Light Drifter
  • Dec 26 - Dec 27, 2019: FTL: Faster Than Light
  • Dec 25 - Dec 26, 2019: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
  • Dec 24 - Dec 25, 2019: Celeste
  • Dec 23 - Dec 24, 2019: Ape Out
  • Dec 22 - Dec 23, 2019: Little Inferno
  • Dec 21 - Dec 22, 2019: Superhot
  • Dec 20 - Dec 21, 2019: Towerfall Ascension
  • Dec 19 - Dec 20, 2019: Into The Breach
  • Dec 12 - Dec 19, 2019: The Escapists
  • Dec 12 - Dec 19, 2019: The Wolf Among Us
  • Dec 6 - Dec 12, 2019: Jotun: Valhalla Edition
  • Nov 29 - Dec 6, 2019: Rayman Legends
  • Nov 21 - Nov 29, 2019: Bad North
  • Nov 14 - Nov 21, 2019: The Messenger
  • Nov 7 - Nov 14, 2019: Nuclear Throne
  • Nov 7 - Nov 14, 2019: Ruiner
  • Oct 31 - Nov 7, 2019: SOMA
  • Oct 31 - Nov 7, 2019: Costume Quest
  • Oct 24 - Oct 31, 2019: Q.U.B.E.2
  • Oct 24 - Oct 31, 2019: Layers of Fear
  • Oct 17 - Oct 24, 2019: Observer
  • Oct 17 - Oct 24, 2019: Alan Wake: American Nightmare
  • Oct 10 - Oct 17, 2019: Surviving Mars
  • Oct 3 - Oct 10, 2019: Minit
  • Sep 26 - Oct 3, 2019: Everything
  • Sep 26 - Oct 3, 2019: Metro 2033 Redux
  • Sep 19 - Sep 26, 2019: Batman: Arkham Collection
  • Sep 19 - Sep 26, 2019: Lego Batman Trilogy
  • Sep 12 - Sep 19, 2019: Conarium
  • Sep 5 - Sep 12, 2019: The End Is Nigh
  • Sep 5 - Sep 12, 2019: Abzu
  • Aug 29 - Sep 5, 2019: Celeste
  • Aug 29 - Sep 5, 2019: Inside
  • Aug 22 - Aug 29, 2019: Fez
  • Aug 15 - Aug 22, 2019: Hyper Light Drifter
  • Aug 15 - Aug 22, 2019: Mutant Year Zero: Road To Eden
  • Aug 8 - Aug 15, 2019: GNOG
  • Aug 2 - Aug 9, 2019: For Honor
  • Aug 2 - Aug 9, 2019: Alan Wake
  • Jul 25 - Aug 2, 2019: Moonlighter
  • Jul 25 - Aug 2, 2019: This War of Mine
  • Jul 18 - Jul 25, 2019: Limbo
  • Jul 11 - Jul 18, 2019: Torchlight
  • Jul 4 - Jul 11, 2019: Overcooked
  • Jun 27 - Jul 4, 2019: Last Day of June
  • Jun 20 - Jun 27, 2019: Rebel Galaxy
  • Jun 13 - Jun 20, 2019: Enter The Gungeon
  • Jun 6 - Jun 13, 2019: Kingdom New Lands
  • May 30 - Jun 6, 2019: City of Brass
  • May 23 - May 30, 2019: Rime
  • May 16 - May 30, 2019: Stories Untold
  • May 2 - May 16, 2019: World of Goo
  • Apr 18 - May 2, 2019: Transistor
  • Apr 4 - Apr 18, 2019: The Witness
  • Mar 21 - Apr 4, 2019: Oxenfree
  • Mar 7 - Mar 21, 2019: Slime Rancher
  • Feb 21 - Mar 7, 2019: Thimbleweed Park
  • Feb 7 - Feb 21, 2019: Axiom Verge
  • Jan 24 - Feb 7, 2019: The Jackbox Party Pack
  • Jan 11 - Jan 24, 2019: What Remains of Edith Finch
  • Dec 28, 2018 - Jan 10, 2019: Super Meat Boy
  • Dec 12 - Dec 27, 2018: Subnautica



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DarkRoast
08/06/22 3:36:10 PM
#6:


Hell, look what they gave out in Dec 2021 alone:

  • Dec 30, 2021: Tomb Raider Trilogy
  • Dec 29, 2021: Salt and Sanctuary
  • Dec 28, 2021: Moving Out
  • Dec 27, 2021: Mages of Mystralia
  • Dec 26, 2021: Control
  • Dec 25, 2021: Prey
  • Dec 24, 2021: Pathfinder: Kingmaker
  • Dec 23, 2021: Vampyr
  • Dec 22, 2021: Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden
  • Dec 21, 2021: Second Extinction
  • Dec 20, 2021: Loop Hero
  • Dec 19, 2021: The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
  • Dec 18, 2021: Remnant: From the Ashes
  • Dec 17, 2021: Neon Abyss
  • Dec 16, 2021: Shenmue 3



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Vyrulisse
08/06/22 3:38:16 PM
#7:


The EGS is actually a money pit, it hasn't turned a profit and probably won't. Publishers don't put their games there expecting to actually sell a great deal of copies, they take Timmy's moneyhat then double dip on Steam for the actual sales.

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ViewtifulJoe
08/06/22 3:40:50 PM
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Ah I wouldn't go for any of those. If I didn't have Super Meat Boy already I might say that one but they put it on Steam for under a dollar every other week already anyway. I guess The Messenger looked kinda cool from the little I've seen.
Which are the best ones of those in your opinion?

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MixedRaceBaby
08/06/22 3:42:02 PM
#9:


yup. ive been getting all their free games whenever i hear about them.

and admittedly, their scheme worked. i become more comfortable in using the EGS so when i saw that Hades was on sale there for cheaper, i got it there.

and its been fine.

Gaben, believe it or not, is not god

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DarkRoast
08/06/22 3:43:33 PM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Ah I wouldn't go for any of those. If I didn't have Super Meat Boy already I might say that one but they put it on Steam for under a dollar every other week already anyway. I guess The Messenger looked kinda cool from the little I've seen.
Which are the best ones of those in your opinion?

GTA V
Control
Borderlands 3
Axiom Verge
Sonic Mania
Prey
Wolfenstein: TNO
XCOM 2
All three Tomb Raider games

That's just off the top of my head

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DarkRoast
08/06/22 3:44:40 PM
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MixedRaceBaby posted...
yup. ive been getting all their free games whenever i hear about them.

and admittedly, their scheme worked. i become more comfortable in using the EGS so when i saw that Hades was on sale there for cheaper, i got it there.

and its been fine.

Gaben, believe it or not, is not god

Yeah but Steam is basically an objectively better infrastructure. The EGS is such a clunky turd of a service and it has zero community features. It's somehow worse than 2006 Steam.

If they had somehow managed to craft a compelling system since launch, I might have reconsidered. But it's exactly the same as launch - slow, clunky, and bizarrely buggy.

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Philip027
08/06/22 3:46:27 PM
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Yep, I've never bought anything from Epic, I just nab all their free stuff. Most of it I'll probably never even want to play, but can't exactly complain about free.
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DarkRoast
08/06/22 3:50:12 PM
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The irony is that if EGS had similar community / achievement / etc features as Steam, all these free games would've made a compelling argument to switch over since you'd have a huge library of games with other people. So it's like they've spent all this money to create a community and then didn't actually develop any community features.

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Tyranthraxus
08/06/22 3:57:27 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
are the libs being ownd?
lib is short for library so yes.

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/06/22 4:00:12 PM
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only a small percentage of the games in my EGS library are bought. and its thanks to those discount coupons they be dishing out. lol
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CRON
08/06/22 4:00:46 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
The irony is that if EGS had similar community / achievement / etc features as Steam, all these free games would've made a compelling argument to switch over since you'd have a huge library of games with other people. So it's like they've spent all this money to create a community and then didn't actually develop any community features.
Achievements have been active for months now.
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DarkRoast
08/06/22 4:04:47 PM
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CRON posted...
Achievements have been active for months now.

Yes and out of 189 games that I own, here's what my Achievement list looks like:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/2/AAeEwGAADiSE.jpg

That's not even half-assed. There's no ass at all.

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Jagr_68
08/06/22 4:04:55 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
What kind of galaxy brain came up with such a scheme?

Same geniuses that came up with selling that free user data to the Russian and Chinese govts...

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yemmy
08/06/22 4:14:16 PM
#19:


Still making money off Fortnite and fall guys

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kingdrake2
08/06/22 4:17:44 PM
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yemmy posted...
fall guys


wish they didn't go F2P.

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DespondentDeity
08/06/22 4:18:29 PM
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Man I wanna play Alan Wake again

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Ratchetrockon
08/06/22 4:29:19 PM
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Haven't kept up with getting the free games. I tend to forget my log in details and I'm too unmotivated to send a password recovery request. I did buy a few egs exclusive games back in 2019-2020 but lost interest in all of them so don't really care if i can't use the store.

I do think steam is better because of the community post features for each game.

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MixedRaceBaby
08/06/22 10:46:31 PM
#24:


DarkRoast posted...
The EGS is such a clunky turd of a service and it has zero community features.
thats your opinion and i dont need community features at a store. I don't go to the grocery store to make friends, why would i care about chatting with folks who use the same game store as me?

Oh cool a notification that Billy Bob bought Anime Sex Girls Simulator 2022! That guy!!!

i just wanna play games

DarkRoast posted...
objectively
oh ok nvm.

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