Current Events > $10,000,000 to your family, but you die immediately by being blasted into space

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10mil to your fam, but you get blasted into space in a space suit. you float in the abyss. if you're lucky, the solar winds will position you so you get to look at earth as you slowly suffocate as your O2 tank runs out.

you have the option to remove your helmet for a quick death.

you also have the option of using weed/alcohol to numb the experience, if you so choose.

10mil is a lot, life-changing for most, but it isn't "set 3 generations up for wealth" like 1billion would be.

I'd pass.

my mom and my brother are doing well for themselves, but for any other family out there, their financial issues aren't my concern.

I take the deal when I'm about to die

5-4, good poll

No, half my family can go fuck itself.

Sure. I want to know if earth is flat or not

Can I die screaming "looks like Team Rockets blasting off again!..."

I'll die immediately for $10K shit.

what's the downside

11-12 right now, good poll

Was about to say easy yes but I get the feeling they'd just get finessed and bled dry of the money over the years.

Sure, blast me off. Always wanted to go to space anyway, and my future family will hear about how I was blasted into orbit and would make for some great conversations.

Nah, this is one of my fears. Forever floating in space seems terrifying

Absolutely fucking not.

Sounds good to me. I get to check out of this completely pointless existence and my family gets taken care of.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Sure, blast me off. Always wanted to go to space anyway, and my future family will hear about how I was blasted into orbit and would make for some great conversations.

take of the evening

20-17, fairly even poll

love it

Yes.

Why would I help my family when they don't even acknowledge my existence?

55-45
good poll
last bump tho

No. Every penny my father is lucky enough to make goes toward alcohol so he can drink until he passes out every night. And my brother is a heroin addict who has made almost nothing but bad choices for a very long time. If the money is going to them, I can't even see it as a net positive tbh.

No Im fine being alive but thanks

I'd take that deal if my kids were fully grown and I was close to death anyway, but at that point it would be more to go out on my own terms. Tripping on a bunch of acid or mushrooms in that experience would be a pretty cool way to go out.

No, I want to be alive.

Sign me up

i'd do it for free let's fucking go

if you're gonna blast me into space, then at least make it worthwhile.

and this aint it...

No thanks. I have no family besides my parents and they're set for life anyway.

Only if NASA does calculations on my trajectory so that with a few gravity boosts and a decade, my corpse goes to Saturn.

Also I need to do more LSD than a normal person every will

i really dont mind dying as long as it's instant and painless, and i really hope that happens before i get too fucking old to wipe my own ass.