Poll of the Day > my wife wants me to get a haircut

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JigsawTDCII
07/31/22 7:46:52 AM
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I told her no. Im already bald, so like what does she even want.
None
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Straughan
07/31/22 7:59:48 AM
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Maybe it's like video game haircuts where you can easily go from bald to pompadour. Definitely go for the ducktail and pompadour for 15 bottle caps.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/9/AAfGAbAADgvl.jpg

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Jen0125
07/31/22 8:51:23 AM
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Didn't u make a topic about wanting to date someone born after 9/11
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JigsawTDCII
07/31/22 9:38:30 AM
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no
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Jen0125
07/31/22 9:54:32 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/80112057

But sir

I guess it does say flirting but still that's pretty yuck when you're married

Unless your wife is into that
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Revelation34
07/31/22 9:57:34 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/80112057

But sir

I guess it does say flirting but still that's pretty yuck when you're married

Unless your wife is into that


Who cares?

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JigsawTDCII
07/31/22 10:04:32 AM
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@Jen0125 i also have a thread where me and Kurt are documenting our road trip
to Canada!
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Jen0125
07/31/22 10:05:42 AM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
@Jen0125 i also have a thread where me and Kurt are documenting our road trip
to Canada!


Wow your wife lets you do a lot
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JigsawTDCII
07/31/22 10:06:44 AM
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both my wives are pretty chill, theyre just on my ass about this stupid haircut. Totes lame
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Jen0125
07/31/22 10:07:07 AM
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Tell your cool wife the less cool wife is being less cool and let her take care of it
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Vidyagamelover
07/31/22 10:07:27 AM
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I thought you're on a road trip to Canada. That's no time for a haircut.

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DrPrimemaster
07/31/22 1:10:46 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/80112057

But sir

Wow, jen is obsessed

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HornedLion
07/31/22 1:15:44 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Wow, jen is obsessed

Its always the unmarried that act like the marriage police.

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Jen0125
07/31/22 1:22:35 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Wow, jen is obsessed

Lmao what!
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Jen0125
07/31/22 1:23:14 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Its always the unmarried that act like the marriage police.

I'm not sorry you're mad you shared too much here
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OhhhJa
07/31/22 1:27:12 PM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
I told her no. Im already bald, so like what does she even want.
Clearly she wants you to shave the skin off the top then
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HornedLion
07/31/22 1:35:37 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I'm not sorry you're mad you shared too much here

lmao! Youll see soon enough why this response is so perfect.

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JigsawTDCII
07/31/22 1:36:26 PM
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okay but like can we leave the interpersonal potd drama out of MY topic. This is about MY LIFE and MY PERSONAL DRAMA

fyi i dont support cheating on your spouse or flirting with ppl outside your relationship unless you have prior agreements explicitly approving it, fuck u dad

Jen0125 posted...
Tell your cool wife the less cool wife is being less cool and let her take care of it

Thats a good idea, but honestly Ive been thinking about divorcing the cooler one because shes so cool she makes me look bad in comparison (and we all know coolness is my defining trait), which is uncool. So she is now the less cool wife. wait

OhhhJa posted...
Clearly she wants you to shave the skin off the top then

thats what I was thinking! I did scratch a scab off my head tonight and its been bleeding profusely so hopefully this is enough for her
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Jen0125
07/31/22 2:53:57 PM
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HornedLion posted...
lmao! Youll see soon enough why this response is so perfect.

you are so mad lmao you think whatever you are going to draw is going to upset me

have fun
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Jen0125
07/31/22 2:54:18 PM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
Thats a good idea, but honestly Ive been thinking about divorcing the cooler one because shes so cool she makes me look bad in comparison (and we all know coolness is my defining trait), which is uncool. So she is now the less cool wife. wait

well now you have to divorce the other one
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