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I can't find anything. That isn't hard to get into.

From your personal expierences I'm talking first job expeirences.

I never had a job aside from summer youth in 98'

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big retail stores, especially for stocking jobs

Amazon warehouse? Heard they were running out of the labor pool because they hire anyone and the turnover is so high.

Just check the Obituaries and you'll find an opening.
~It's that easy!

I would assume Police given they dont seem to even do their jobs well enough?

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Warehouse jobs especially through a hiring agency

Literally any crap job (retail, fast food, amazon warehouse) will hire you basically on the spot as long as you don't come across as a total psychopath in the interview. A lot of them don't even drug test.

Security

forklift warehouse

get your licenses and its easy work

Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...

Warehouse jobs especially through a hiring agency

They'll hire you, but you actually need quite a bit of muscle for them to keep you.

Amazon will literally hire anybody for their warehouses. You have to go through a hiring agency usually.

It was the first job I had at like 18.

Shipping and transportation.

Google staffing agencies. You will have a job in no time.

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I'll give you $50 to mow my yard and weed my garden.
Don't pull up any clover.

Bag boy at the Piggly Wiggly.

Corpse

Questionmarktarius posted...

I'll give you $50 to mow my yard and weed my garden.
Don't pull up any clover.

Clovers add Nitrogen!

SiO4 posted...

Clovers add Nitrogen!

So does peeing on my tomatoes, but don't fuck with the clover.

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@MrCokeacola @mach25687 @Reggiebushalt22

https://youtu.be/XZNzPtbiX8Y

Toadsworth posted...

Janitor

@MrCokeacola @mach25687 @Reggiebushalt22

Make sure it's not one that does it for free.

Questionmarktarius posted...

So does peeing on my tomatoes, but don't fuck with the clover.

I don't pee in my plants.
Off the back porch is totally in-game though.

SiO4 posted...

I don't pee in my plants.

Anything "nightshade" will grow absurdly when you pee on it - potatoes, tomatoes, any given hot pepper.

I kept a bhut jolokia and a carolina reaper alive for seven years, with piss.

Walmart

Police

Questionmarktarius posted...

Anything "nightshade" will grow absurdly when you pee on it - potatoes, tomatoes, any given hot pepper.

I kept a bhut jolokia and a carolina reaper alive for seven years, with piss.

How many people did you feed those to?

@Reggiebushalt22 depends on what you want to do really. You have any specific skills, like painting or something?

Military is easy if you are physically fit (ie: no disabilities).

And have a HS diploma (or GED).

And have a clean criminal record.

And can pass the ASVAB test with a 26 or higher.

Dishwasher. Every restaurant could use a dishwasher.

Reggiebushalt22 posted...

I can't find anything. That isn't hard to get into.

From your personal expierences I'm talking first job expeirences.

I never had a job aside from summer youth in 98'

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@EvilResident

Correctional officer probably. We stay that short. We had a guy who wrote a report and I heard it had many misspellings but the one I remember was acknowledge being spelled egknowledge

I mean I misspell words from time to time but that one is straight up horrible. Guy failed the test originally too. That's the hardest part is basic training and having to pass a test.

I'd bring up having to qualify with guns but I've seen people who should be no where near a gun get pulled aside privately after failing a few times. And suddenly they magically pass that time. I noticed they never get assignments that require a gun though.

Reggiebush yo

From somebody who has been there for 14 years, Costco. People from all walks of life and put into sevetal different roles. Great benefits, and pretty decent pay (i'm topped out at 30 bucks an hour)

You have to try hard to screw it up.

An example is a friend of my brother in law; he showed up to his interview in track pants and a baggy tshirt. My brother in law asked him why, he responded with 'What? It's Costco, who cares?' He didnt get hired and he's been out of work for like ten years.

Take it seriously if you want them to take you seriously.

EvilResident posted...

Reggiebush yo

He's probably out looking for a job.

Sufferedphoneix posted...

Correctional officer probably.

Ain't nobody set out in life to be a CO. One of the lamest jobs of all. If you be guarding Saddam or Ted Kaczkynki, that's one thing.

Most COs are failed/dishonorably dishcarged meatheads with some undue score to settle, so they end up taking it out on sometimes innocent individuals. At least, innocent if being treated worse.

The Justice system is supposed to be about rehabilitation. Not beating people's asses into submission and then releasing them back into the world even angrier and more jaded.

Yup @Reggiebushalt22 dont take this dudes advice. You aren't a class traitor and you have far more in common with the imprisoned than the Popo who get em, and the COs who abuse em.

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Amazon or any manual labor job hires basically anyone without an interview

Slayerblade11 posted...

Amazon

Easy job to get hired at, but I hope y'all enjoy pissing in bottles.

Toadsworth posted...

Ain't nobody set out in life to be a CO. One of the lamest jobs of all. If you be guarding Saddam or Ted Kaczkynki, that's one thing.

Most COs are failed/dishonorably dishcarged meatheads with some undue score to settle, so they end up taking it out on sometimes innocent individuals. At least, innocent if being treated worse.

The Justice system is supposed to be about rehabilitation. Not beating people's asses into submission and then releasing them back into the world even angrier and more jaded.

Yup @Reggiebushalt22 dont take this dudes advice. You aren't a class traitor and you have far more in common with the imprisoned than the Popo who get em, and the COs who abuse em.

1312

Not where I work. You are lucky to get a officer that actually does their job.

Unfortunately rehabilitation is not part of our job description. People you just hire off the streets and gonna have those kinda skills anyways. That's something more their case managers should be doing as making sure they got a plan set up for they leave is a big part of their job.

As someone who does My job (mostly. Several rules I even don't care about) my day consists mostly of walking and talking and if they don't wanna listen paperwork.

I always start with talking. Been telling a dude for weeks he can't hang his clothes in a spot. At first he'd take it down right away then it became give me like 5 minutes next thing inknow he just wasn't taking it down so I went the paperwork route. I came in last night and I didn't even have to talk to him. It was down

I've worked for 3 years and only paper sprayed 2 people (they where fighting and didnt quit when i yelled to quit) and got hands on with one and in that case a few of us just wrestled him to the ground he was on k2 which gives insane strength to a person.

Don't talk smack about my job if you have no clue what it's like inside those walls. The truly innocent ones generally don't cause problems. They might smoke. Hell I would and on that notion if I catch them I generally flush it qnd carry on no write up. The real criminals though some are dumb as fuck some are clever as hell and some give no fucks about you. For example had somebody set up a very hazardous situation where one of us coulda slipped and busted our head. Either hoping that would happen or just trying to deter us from doing rounds.

I will concede jobs like that do attract those that just crave authority over other humans. Those are the ones that eventually end up having to be picked up off the floor by other officers cause they will eventually fuck with the one that doesn't give a fuck or justbcaught them on a bad day.

Lastly topic was about easiest job to get so all your post was unnecessary. I will change my statement to its not the easiest maybe but it's probably the hardest to get fired from. Due to insane short staffing

Security pays well, is mostly a simple bs job, and they hire warm bodies constantly.

Wife had a job watching monitors on fenced luxury car lots across the US, paid $17 an hour, and she got a $300 bonus if anything she reported led to an arrest. She had only worked for CVS prior.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Security pays well, is mostly a simple bs job, and they hire warm bodies constantly.

Wife had a job watching monitors on fenced luxury car lots across the US, paid $17 an hour, and she got a $300 bonus if anything she reported led to an arrest. She had only worked for CVS prior.

My grandad refused to hire a lot of people for a security job when they'd be dumb enough to answer "why do you want this job" with "it's a easy job" he knew it to be true but he felt anyone that answered that way was gonna do the bare minimum. Cause depending on the site it can be a lot of busy work. Lotta walking Lotta making sure doors are locked

Security has a large range. From Paul blart level to working at federal government facilities to outfits that are Para military. Hell my mom worked Security at both Federal government facilities that required security clearance and at a military base that expected them for the most part meet military guidelines

more like "easiest job to get hired three" am I right?

Getting a job is always easy.

Getting a good job is significantly more challenging.