Current Events > CE Confessionary - SBAllen's Wrath

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I was gone for a month and what do I come back to?? Some of the top shitposters BANNED?? What are we gonna do! We're gonna have a confessionary that's what we're gonna do!

If you haven't heard of Confessionary before, heres how it works. You post an anonymous confession into my box, and I post it for all of ce to see. Release the weight of your secrets, no one will know its you ;0

Oh yeah, and also I have mod approval so pls don't shut me down gamefaqs mods thanks

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RULES:
- Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly
- Flaming is strictly prohibited, no matter if you name drop or not
- Links of any kind will be omitted from this topic

I have sole discretion over what is posted. Even if you don't technically break the rules above, if I sense that you are saying something to cause an issue in ce's tissues it will not be posted. Only you and I will know the truth.

Remember to recite your daily prayers to our celord and savior, error1355

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Anywho, it's time to confess. Tell the class what you did. Abide by TOS rules + my own rules or I'll feed you to my snake.

CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY
https://forms.gle/4aYhwR7Gh4p55iT88

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Hey you were gone for awhile. My confession is youre a good user and Im glad youre back

Yes I was outta here for about a month and a half. It's cathartic to take breaks from social media for bits at a time.

Also, thanks, I know ;000 /s

DespondentDeity posted...

Tag

Prepare your butt for a wild ride

TC I want you to know that I have mommy issues.

Oh fuck i wasn't supposed to say this in public

I wanna clap vegy's cheeks

You don't happen to be a cute red head do you?

VeggetaX posted...

TC I want you to know that I have mommy issues.

Oh fuck i wasn't supposed to say this in public

It's okay now me and the rest of ce can all band together to be your new mommy

I love fat women

They're so soft and cuddly

My ultimate sin is that I've been thinking about woman with cat ears and cat tails lately, and I don't know what to do. I mean, I have had one official waifu of Kitty Katswell when I was much younger, but you sorta just figure you'll grow out of it, but now the idea of catgirls is becoming more and more appealing. I need Turbam's advice, I just don't know what to do anymore, and I'm shaken by these unholy thoughts.

@Turbam
???
Is he BANNED too? WTF

Lucky for you catgirls do exist. You can find entire herds of them in comiccons, trust me. Just saunter up with a gallon of milk and they'll come running

Edit:
Nvm the tag thing wasn't working in post. TURBAM IS NOT BANNED

I have a crush on hairy-man and I'm like 99% sure he knows it?

oh my~

Have you been flirting in the pm's too? If so, you're IN

I actually went to see Morbius

I'm so sorry for your loss, you will never get that time back

Any more cosplay or outfits coming up? Soft goth hype is dead now so whats the next target for you?

My next cosplay will be a collaboration with @smackems

your eyes aren't ready for what we're cooking up

I'm glad you're back because I just recently learned that KFC has mac n cheese famous bowls now and I wanted to be sure you were aware of that. Have you tried them? If so, how are they?

WHAT
Omg I haven't even heard of that. Fried chicken AND mac and cheese? The best two foods on the planet??

Oh you bet your left buttcheek there's gonna be an adventure topic based on that

Gone in the sky, the dead but never die

bless
idk what this means

tc, what were you put in purg. for?

If Turbam ever gets banned Ill suicide my account by posting my boobs

Hey Turbam, you know what to do

Harpie posted...

@Turbam
???
Is he BANNED too? WTF

Lucky for you catgirls do exist. You can find entire herds of them in comiccons, trust me. Just saunter up with a gallon of milk and they'll come running

Edit:
Nvm the tag thing wasn't working in post. TURBAM IS NOT BANNED

There's nothing wrong with enjoying catgirls.
If it's what you like, then it's what you like. Your kink doesn't hurt anybody, especially if it's just drawings.

Try looking up images of Katswell my child, and see how you feel about it

CedarPointcp posted...

tc, what were you put in purg. for?

I wasn't, I stopped coming here is all
just cause

I get really sad when nobody posts in my topics, which is all of them

rip
Making polls or asking a question is a good way to get people engaged

I love u harpie. You're my silver girl

thanks qt, you too <333
who's the gold girl

I live where there's no TV, there's no radio, there's no clocks, there's no electric lights. The girls carry water. They don't wear makeup. They have their babies by themselves. They go in the shack, and squat down, and have their babies. I live on the ground, I live on the earth.

I lived in Hollywood and I had all that, the Rolls Royce and the Ferrari and the pad in Beverly Hills. I had the surf board and the Beach Boys and the bishkis and the Neil Diamond and the ramskam and the Jimmy shriffen and the Elvis Presley's best of bestlies and all them guys. The Deana Martins and the Nancy Sinatras and the cops and sovereigns, "Will you do it to me? I hear you do it good honey" and all that kind of "Will you come up to my house later?" So I went through all that and I seen that was a bigger prison than the one I just got out of and I really didn't care to go back in prison. See, prison doesn't begin and end at the gate. Prison is in the mind. It's locked in one world that's dead and dying, or it's open to a world that's free and alive.

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there's no way this will work

edit: eh it kinda did

Harpie posted...

I wasn't, I stopped coming here is all
just cause

so you weren't modded at all?

I am gay

That's kinda gay

CedarPointcp posted...

so you weren't modded at all?

Nope! The mods would never dare to touch me, I've got connections with SBAllen ;0

Welcum back

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When Carrie Fisher was in the hospital, CE was understandably concerned. One poster quoted a line from Rogue One "I am one with the Force, the Force is with me" as a message of hope. He was immediately told by another to "shut the fuck up".

LOL
Yeah that sounds like ce all right

AirFresh posted...

Welcum back

Tagged

Thanks freshie

is your butt ready?

Harpie posted...

Thanks freshie

is your butt ready?

My butt is ready for anything.

But what? This topic?

How's the diet/working out thing going? I'm failing pretty bad, keep hurting myself because I'm an idiot.

It's going good! I'm 10lb down and I got another 10lb-15lb to go. Why are you hurting yourself? Are you pushing yourself too far?

AirFresh posted...

My butt is ready for anything.

But what? This topic?

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

you'll see, just keep your eyes open and the cheeks separated

My name is SBAllen and I troll on the boards using an alt account in my free time

I fucken knew it. You're vegy aren't you??

In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I have been enlightened by my own intelligence.

Do you have any braincells to spare? I'm in desperate need of them

Harpie posted...

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

you'll see, just keep your eyes open and the cheeks separated

I'll keep my eye on this topic but you're ducking some major competition right now to be completely honest so I'm not in full respect of you.

This is Tails, lurking on an alt. In fact, I have hundreds of alts including some in very high places. I am planning a gamefaqs Judgment Day, will you join me?

Idk I think I have a dentist appointment that day

AirFresh posted...

I'll keep my eye on this topic but you're ducking some major competition right now to be completely honest so I'm not in full respect of you.

I will fight you

eventually

8=====D ~ ~ ~

hey thats a penis!

I have more money than anyone else on CE guaranteed

Imma need some numbers

If you post this, you agree to Paypal me $5000 USD within the next 24 hours

Well todays your lucky day ;000

I named my pony pillow I have sex with, Harpie

So what did you name it

Harpie posted...

So what did you name it

@Turbam wtf

Ok, I confess I have received personal satisfaction from suspending several of the infamous shitposters who have been banned the past couple weeks.

Youre doing the lords work, son. Keep it up

Not me.
I don't fuck my pony pillow.

AirFresh posted...

@Turbam wtf

Wait you named your pony sex pillow Turbam??

O.o

mom said it's my turn to post confessions

Im listening..

I named the pillow Harpie, silly. So it's like I'm fucking you. She calls me daddy

oh. OH
._.
i need your name.. for science

What pony is it?

Harpie posted...

Youre doing the lords work, son. Keep it up

I fuckin love that guy or gal

might want to delete post 37. even ascii dicks tend to get modded.

Harpie posted...

My next cosplay will be a collaboration with @smackems

your eyes aren't ready for what we're cooking up

I forgot that was happening