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Blue_Inigo
07/21/22 2:55:49 AM
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Probably a pretty fucking weird dude, yeah?

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Heartomaton
07/21/22 2:58:31 AM
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You think that's weird? Imagine the first person who felt the urge to shit.

Must have been a strange experience.

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jpenny2
07/21/22 2:58:35 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/0/AAbVz1AADebU.jpg
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Duchess_Satine
07/21/22 3:07:19 AM
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What about the person who decided to eat a few strawberries not knowing if they were poisonous

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Thompson
07/21/22 3:13:39 AM
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What about the person who collected grass seeds, crushed them, put them in water, threw in some fungii in it, shaped it into a ball, then hold it over a fire for an hour, and then ate it and called it bread?
I mean... That's a lot more complicated than "Ugh-Grog see baby beast drink from mom beast. Ugh-Grog get to beast and drink too?"

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Ricemills
07/21/22 3:17:11 AM
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or you know, they saw calves drinking milk and they think that they can too.


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Blue_Inigo
07/21/22 3:17:51 AM
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Ricemills posted...
or you know, they saw calves drinking milk and they think that they can too.
Imagine being weird enough to suck a cow nipple

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Ricemills
07/21/22 3:19:29 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being weird enough to suck a cow nipple

no kink shaming, dude

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ViewtifulJoe
07/21/22 3:25:32 AM
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Duchess_Satine posted...
What about the person who decided to eat a few strawberries not knowing if they were poisonous
Might have been really hungry and desperate enough to chance it.
The cow guy was just weird.

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BB_mofo
07/21/22 3:48:39 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being weird enough to suck a cow nipple

You eat everything else from a cow, including the internal organs, so might as well drink the milk.

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BloodMoon7
07/21/22 3:59:13 AM
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What about the person who decided people should live in groups for safety. What a jackass.

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bknight
07/21/22 4:04:36 AM
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How about the first guy who thought it would be a great idea to put his wiener into a girls crevasse where only blood and pee comes out?
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marthsheretoo
07/21/22 4:05:24 AM
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Probably someone trying to keep their child alive after the mom died.


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