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St0rmFury
07/20/22 9:10:24 PM
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https://gfycat.com/greatshockinggrayreefshark

Yikes.

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Smiffwilm
07/20/22 9:11:39 PM
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Could've been worse: Could have received a shark bj instead.

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The_X_Dawg
07/20/22 9:18:24 PM
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It's shark week babeh!
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St0rmFury
07/21/22 2:57:16 AM
#7:


Bump

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HolierThanMao
07/21/22 4:05:44 AM
#8:


round and round it goes
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HovaRex
07/21/22 4:17:46 AM
#9:


Literally trying to grab a shark by its neck...what a dumbass.

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Ratchetrockon
07/21/22 4:18:22 AM
#10:


Shark is a cutie. I can understand why he let his guard down.

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g0ldie
07/21/22 4:20:15 AM
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that sucks, but...the shark was just doing what sharks do.

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Frosted_Midna
07/21/22 5:02:16 AM
#12:


nom

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TentacleDemon
07/21/22 9:00:40 PM
#14:


At least it was just a pinky.

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itachi15243
07/21/22 9:02:32 PM
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How can someone be that careless when fucking around with a literal shark?

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St0rmFury
07/21/22 9:04:08 PM
#16:


itachi15243 posted...
How can someone be that careless when fucking around with a literal shark?
Probably no training whatsoever, just a casual fishing outing with the family.

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Solar_Crimson
07/21/22 9:05:50 PM
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itachi15243
07/21/22 9:06:40 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
Probably no training whatsoever, just a casual fishing outing with the family.

I'd actually expect an expert or hobbyist/part timers(including illegal shark poachers) to be more likely to make this mistake

Like, it looks like he thinks he knows what he's doing

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St0rmFury
07/21/22 9:07:05 PM
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Rivaling the "I can't believe you've done this" guy.

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pauIie
07/21/22 9:16:21 PM
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fuckin a. hit that pinky with the spinaroonie.

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chrono625
07/21/22 9:18:02 PM
#23:


Shark teeth are literally razors.

fuck around and find out indeed.

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Pepys_Monster
07/21/22 9:19:00 PM
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The shark did a death roll like an alligator.

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FortuneCookie
07/21/22 9:22:20 PM
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Terrible thing for a child to have to witness that. That was probably a relative of his.
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chrono625
07/21/22 9:51:09 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Terrible thing for a child to have to witness that. That was probably a relative of his.

I say the kid learned a valuable life lesson at the expense of someone elses stupidity.

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-BrokenSpiral-
07/21/22 9:53:59 PM
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He just lost a significant portion of his grip strength.
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Cobra1010
07/21/22 10:03:03 PM
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Sad thing was, he was probably only wanting to get the hook off the shark and release it.

But heres a question, if you were on that boat, do you be a brave man, risk your fingers and try to get the hook off the shark, impress the ladies and get some pussy. Or do you be a coward and sit at the back but 100% keep your fingers?

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mybbqrules
07/21/22 10:04:15 PM
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Kid: "Don't bite our boat!"

Shark: "Can do, kid. Should've probably said 'fingers' though."

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__aCEr__
07/21/22 10:15:12 PM
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That dude's reaction was something I would expect from somebody who accidentally lost their keys over the side of a boat. Not somebody who just got a finger wrenched off.

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TaylorHeinicke
07/21/22 10:34:22 PM
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jesus christ it goes from no blood to fucking covered in blood in one second

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FortuneCookie
07/21/22 11:32:42 PM
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chrono625 posted...
I say the kid learned a valuable life lesson at the expense of someone elses stupidity.

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tough crowd
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