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PiOverlord
07/15/22 11:17:33 PM
#1:


plz, I'm begging.

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TentacleDemon
07/15/22 11:19:10 PM
#2:


I'm a guy. I won't cook, clean or sex you. But if you want to take care of me we can get married. Just don't give me any shit when I bring women home. You're free to date others as well.

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Koishi
07/16/22 9:23:56 AM
#3:


what benefits do you offer

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PiOverlord
07/16/22 12:34:49 PM
#4:


Koishi posted...
what benefits do you offer
Money
Love
Inability to say no when you ask if I'll buy you something.

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furb
07/16/22 12:40:11 PM
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What are your expectations of a potential wife?

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DespondentDeity
07/16/22 12:43:06 PM
#6:


pickme

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Hambo
07/16/22 12:48:07 PM
#7:


I'm a guy. I will cook, clean and sex you. But if you want to take care of me we can get married. Just don't give me any shit when I bring pig plushies home. You're free to bring pig plushies home as well.

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WingsOfGood
07/16/22 12:52:03 PM
#8:


you will give me all your money
you will work hard
you will not require my attention and be excited if and when I decide to oblige
you will not ask for fancy food, I will use the money to keep you alive
you will require bare minimum entertainment, anything else is at my pleasure if I so choose
you will not annoy me or argue with me
you have no say in what I choose to do with my time
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PiOverlord
07/16/22 1:46:13 PM
#9:


furb posted...
What are your expectations of a potential wife?
I don't expect much, but I do want her to be smart.

All I ask is that she has a master's degree (minimum) in this list of potential skills:
https://www.careerplanner.com/ListOfCareers.cfm

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