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To your horror, the zombies have already gathered. You feel undead teeth bite down into your shoulder, then another pair on your leg, and another on your stomach! You try to look around for help and see nothing but trees, zombies, and the dark of night! Between bites, your mind is racing How did I get outside the safe zone!? Who moved my bed into the forest!? You try to get up but the zombies are holding you down for the feeding frenzy! The more you struggle, the more savagely they tear into your flesh!

Everythings starting to go dark now. You can feel yourself slipping out of consciousness. You try to hang on, but you know in your heart that you cant any longer. Everything fades into a black void and the last thing you remember is transforming into the Incredible Hulk and smashing all the puny zombies with great ease. Then you pick up your bed, carry it out of the forest, and back into the safe zone, where you set the bed back down in your bunker and transform into yourself again. Very funny guys. You say to your friends, who are all giggling at their prank. Of course you were never in any real danger, because youre the freaking Hulk! So you all go to bed, and get a good nights sleep.

I never understood people in movies who would rather kill themselves than become a zombie.

like maybe theyll discover a cure, or maybe being a zombie is just really cool.

or you could end up in Shauns shed playing video games for the rest of your life, that sounds awesome

MICHALECOLE posted...

I never understood people in movies who would rather kill themselves than become a zombie.

like maybe theyll discover a cure, or maybe being a zombie is just really cool.

or you could end up in Shauns shed playing video games for the rest of your life, that sounds awesome

Itd be cool to keep your humanity, but have awesome Zombie powers, like Zed from Disgaea 5.

Or like the marvel zombies!