Current Events > Just saw the biggest turd in the bathroom at work

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emblem-man 07/14/22 3:53:26 PM #1:	I swear I am not exaggerating. I'm not really supposed to take pictures where I'm currently at so I don't have any to share. But I am shooketh. I truly do not know how it came out of someone --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:966573713] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>I swear I am not exaggerating. I'm not really supposed to take pictures where I'm currently at so I don't have any to share. But I am shooketh. I truly do not know how it came out of someone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/14/22 3:54:36 PM #2:	Who would catch you taking a pic of a turd in the bathroom? --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:966573742] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Who would catch you taking a pic of a turd in the bathroom? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 07/14/22 3:55:01 PM #3:	MabusIncarnate posted... Who would catch you taking a pic of a turd in the bathroom? The Turd Burglar --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:966573753] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Who would catch you taking a pic of a turd in the bathroom?</quote>The Turd Burglar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 07/14/22 3:55:48 PM #4:	was it Bono --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:966573777] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>was it Bono </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 07/14/22 3:56:46 PM #5:	Was it bigger than 8.6 courics? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:966573799] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Was it bigger than 8.6 courics? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/14/22 7:59:28 PM #6:	Fucking hell emblem boy, you are a man now, you can't just make topics like this and abandon them. --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:966579573] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Fucking hell emblem boy, you are a man now, you can't just make topics like this and abandon them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/14/22 8:00:19 PM #7:	Give us an object to compare it with --- Oda break tracker 2022- 7 (2) \| THE Ohio State: 12-2 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 10-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:966579595] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Give us an object to compare it with</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_HayleyWilliams 07/14/22 8:01:05 PM #9:	Why was Elon Musk in your work bathroom? --- hockeybub89 <cite>_HayleyWilliams posted [p:966579619] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Why was Elon Musk in your work bathroom? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 07/14/22 8:01:16 PM #10:	Haha my bad MabusIncarnate posted... Who would catch you taking a pic of a turd in the bathroom? I was scared someone would walk in and see me taking a picture of a toilet. Or if I was to go into the stall, I was scared someone would see me walk out of it and then see that huge turd Foppe posted... Was it bigger than 8.6 courics? It was big --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:966579621] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Haha my bad MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Who would catch you taking a pic of a turd in the bathroom?</quote> I was scared someone would walk in and see me taking a picture of a toilet. Or if I was to go into the stall, I was scared someone would see me walk out of it and then see that huge turd Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>Was it bigger than 8.6 courics?</quote> It was big </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem-man 07/14/22 8:04:52 PM #14:	voldothegr8 posted... Give us an object to compare it with I'd say as long as thick as my forearm. Spoon for reference https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/7/AADgb_AADdAz.jpg --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:966579709] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Give us an object to compare it with</quote> I'd say as long as thick as my forearm. Spoon for reference https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/7/AADgb_AADdAz.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 07/14/22 8:05:41 PM #15:	And I work for a defense company. We're not allowed to take any photograph while on work properties also. --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:966579738] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>And I work for a defense company. We're not allowed to take any photograph while on work properties also. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_HayleyWilliams 07/14/22 8:06:35 PM #16:	Actually, just today I deposited a massive log at work. It took 3 flushes to clear out! --- hockeybub89 <cite>_HayleyWilliams posted [p:966579756] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Actually, just today I deposited a massive log at work. It took 3 flushes to clear out! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 07/14/22 8:08:26 PM #17:	Why'd I use a spoon for reference... This is better https://imgur.com/a/J6Cwf0I I don't know. I'm still shaken. I can't imagine it being that long, but that's what I fucking saw --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:966579785] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Why'd I use a spoon for reference... This is better https://imgur.com/a/J6Cwf0I I don't know. I'm still shaken. I can't imagine it being that long, but that's what I fucking saw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/14/22 8:09:32 PM #18:	This is incredible. Have you called the news? --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:966579808] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>This is incredible. Have you called the news? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 07/14/22 8:16:24 PM #21:	emblem-man posted... I'd say as long as thick as my forearm. Spoon for reference https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/7/AADgb_AADdAz.jpg The spoon is the key actually to a good shit --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966579957] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>emblem-man posted... </cite> <quote>I'd say as long as thick as my forearm. Spoon for reference https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/7/AADgb_AADdAz.jpg</quote>The spoon is the key actually to a good shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 07/14/22 8:18:03 PM #22:	Janitor is going to need a poop knife --- http://i.imgur.com/gt58G1y.gif http://i.imgur.com/Kdvuckz.png http://i.imgur.com/SYqReLE.gif https://i.imgur.com/MbgGQWx.jpg <cite>Vegy posted [p:966579992] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Janitor is going to need a poop knife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 07/14/22 8:18:42 PM #23:	Ive had turds dat big before. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:966580003] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Ive had turds dat big before. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Onimusha 07/14/22 8:20:03 PM #24:	Priere posted... The Turd Burglar Turd Ferguson --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>Onimusha posted [p:966580033] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite> <quote>The Turd Burglar</quote>Turd Ferguson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 07/14/22 8:21:07 PM #25:	A huge poop story is like a huge fish story. Unless you have proof, nobody is gonna believe it's really as big as you say it is. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:966580058] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>A huge poop story is like a huge fish story. Unless you have proof, nobody is gonna believe it's really as big as you say it is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem-man 07/14/22 8:26:51 PM #26:	Smackems posted... The spoon is the key actually to a good shit Vegy posted... Janitor is going to need a poop knife [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Seriously. And there was no toilet paper. So the guy passed this huge turd. Was like "wtf did I just do!!", Then decided to just get the fuck out? a-c-a-b posted... A huge poop story is like a huge fish story. Unless you have proof, nobody is gonna believe it's really as big as you say it is. Not taking a picture is gonna be my biggest regret for a while --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem-man posted [p:966580180] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>The spoon is the key actually to a good shit</quote> Vegy posted... </cite> <quote>Janitor is going to need a poop knife</quote> <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Seriously. And there was no toilet paper. So the guy passed this huge turd. Was like "wtf did I just do!!", Then decided to just get the fuck out? a-c-a-b posted... </cite> <quote>A huge poop story is like a huge fish story. Unless you have proof, nobody is gonna believe it's really as big as you say it is.</quote> Not taking a picture is gonna be my biggest regret for a while </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/14/22 8:30:27 PM #27:	That turd is gonna get bigger every time you tell the story --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:966580252] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>That turd is gonna get bigger every time you tell the story </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 07/14/22 8:31:01 PM #28:	Smackems posted... The spoon is the key actually to a good shit Youve had to dig the really hard ones out, too? --- All that I am and all I'll ever be is a brain in a body. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:966580260] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>The spoon is the key actually to a good shit</quote>Youve had to dig the really hard ones out, too? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Malcrasternus 07/14/22 8:36:56 PM #30:	Be on the lookout for anyone who's clothes look loose on them. Because they literally left a substantial percentage of themselves behind. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:966580387] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote>Be on the lookout for anyone who's clothes look loose on them. Because they literally left a substantial percentage of themselves behind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 07/14/22 8:39:36 PM #31:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Lmao my mans said DOOKIE --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:966580429] in Just saw t... [t:80094269]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Lmao my mans said DOOKIE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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