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DanHaren22Champ
07/11/22 7:15:24 PM
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Hurry
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Prestoff
07/11/22 7:16:29 PM
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Email your really rich friend

"Gimme money or I'll kill myself!"

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ViewtifulJoe
07/11/22 7:16:50 PM
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Crouch walk and look down all the time. You'll be much better at spotting loose change. People may also be startled if they notice you by the time you're already in close proximity and drop additional coins.

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bloodyarts
07/11/22 7:17:47 PM
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Bootstraps
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Nerevar791
07/11/22 7:18:21 PM
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Comedy

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CanuckCowboy
07/11/22 7:24:18 PM
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Sell cocaine but at a ridiculously small mark-up.

this a joke please don't ban me gfaqs

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TMOG
07/11/22 7:28:03 PM
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Steal a penny from work every day
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Klaus343
07/11/22 7:29:46 PM
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Work 3 jobs.

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Kitt
07/11/22 7:31:22 PM
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Go to college.

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Robot2600
07/11/22 7:34:35 PM
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save 1 dollar today, 2 dollars tomorrow, 3 dollars after that... and so on until you are saving 1000 dollars a day in less than 3 years!

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Norman_Smiley
07/11/22 7:37:10 PM
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10085-Wagner-Creek-Rd-Talent-OR-97540/2063387705_zpid/

Buy that.

885 MBF would give an immediate wholesale value of~ $442,500 in today's market, wholesale. If you are selling retail, it would be closer to $750k. Now in order to sell at retail, you'd need to dry and mill it yourself (or have someone do that for you), and grading is another 10%.

Realistically smarter move would be to plant walnut, pecan, maple, oak in any empty areas. With 158 acres, I would expect mature fully wooded being somewhere around 2000-2500 MBF.

Of the 885MBF, cut 1/30th of it each year. By the time you are back to the first area you logged, you're ready to log again. If you don't log anything for like 30 years, you could probably end up with 3500+ MBF and in 30 years 60 year old lumber will be coming at a premium since there is less and less virgin ground. I bet by that time, in today's dollars, that would be like $1/board foot for fir at wholesale instead of $.50.

And in 30 years just the bare ground is likely to be worth a lot more than it is now.

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discodancer77
07/11/22 7:37:52 PM
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save a portion of what you make, and invest another portion of what you make

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Robot2600
07/11/22 7:38:27 PM
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Buy sealed Magic Cards and sell after 20 years.

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