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DarkRoast
07/04/22 9:39:41 AM
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Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message:

When you came, you said to me as follows: I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots. You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!

What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.

How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full

Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.

Makes customer go through a warzone to get a refund
Doesn't give a refund


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TomClark
07/04/22 9:48:29 AM
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All the complaints about Ea-Nasir were found in his own house.

He kept every bit of hate mail he ever received.

Imagine being so proud of your bad Yelp reviews that 4000 years later your name is still synonymous with substandard copper and rude customer service.

Fucking Ea-Nasir.

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MarcoRubio
07/04/22 9:53:07 AM
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Who is better, him or Engar-Dug?

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DarkRoast
07/04/22 9:54:16 AM
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TomClark posted...
All the complaints about Ea-Nasir were found in his own house.

He kept every bit of hate mail he ever received.

Imagine being so proud of your bad Yelp reviews that 4000 years later your name is still synonymous with substandard copper and rude customer service.

Fucking Ea-Nasir.

The Shrine of Shitposting

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DarkRoast
07/04/22 9:54:34 AM
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MarcoRubio posted...
Who is better, him or Engar-Dug?

Engar-dug was next level wrecked

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DarkRoast
07/04/22 10:14:00 AM
#6:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/7/AAeEwGAADabB.jpg

Copper Wars Episode IX

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/0/AAeEwGAADabE.jpg

Even the Prince knows

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Tyranthraxus
07/04/22 10:17:09 AM
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I knew EA was shit but I didn't know they were this bad.

Still not giving refunds 5000 years later smh

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DarkRoast
07/04/22 10:33:18 AM
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Ilsu-ellatsu, who may have been one of Ea-Nasirs business partners, wrote him that
with regard to the copper of Idin-Sin, Izija will come to you. Show him 15 ingots so that he may select 6 good ingots, and give him these. Act in such a way that Idin-Sin will not become angry. And another customer named Ili-idinnam sarcastically told Ea-Nasir that the work that you have done is soooooooo good. One year ago, I paid silver in a foreign country; you shall hold back only bad copper. Please bring your copper.


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DarkRoast
07/04/22 10:42:53 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/3/AAeEwGAADabb.jpg

Mesopotamian Yelp

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/8/AAeEwGAADabg.jpg

Also I need this

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TomClark
07/04/22 11:00:14 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/7/AAeEwGAADabB.jpg

Excellent. Unlike Ea-Nasir's copper.

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