Current Events > The older I get the harder it is not to pee on myself after I poop

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Ok so this started around the time I was about 29 and I had a particularly rough sexual encounter.

I have an autoimmune issue which causes random swelling and nerve pain, and if I have rough sex for more than like 10 minutes I feel sharp pain in my penis for a couple of weeks afterwards.

Well this happened and I thought I had an STD because if I take a poop, if I really don't pay attention to leak every last drop out when I stand up, I will dribble all over myself.

I ended up not having an STD at that time. I didn't think it was, because I had one before and it was a burning sensation just when I peed, not a stabbing/swelling pain 24/7.

Anyways this is my blogfaqs session I was just hoping I could find someone else who fucked their dick up too

5 steps to fixing your penis:

Step 1: Stop using the internet

Yes, seriously. Its all youve been doing, right? Youve had your eyes glued to your computer screen for the last five to six hours. Its a dangerous, addicting, stupid thing to do for your penis. Your penis will thank you for eventually getting out of this self-destructive pattern. Take a break from the internet. Youll feel so much better.

Step 2: Drink more water

In an ideal world, you would drink more water and less penis pills and alcohol. This helps flush the drugs out of your system. If youre using these pills, youre probably not properly flushing the chemicals out of your system. Youre building up a toxic load, and your systems trying to cope with it by secreting male hormones into your blood stream. Unfortunately, these hormones make it difficult to produce your own testosterone.

Step 3: Start exercising

Exercise is a wonderful thing to do for your penis. Dont even think of skipping this important step. Take it one step at a time. Start slow. Your body will thank you for eventually building a better looking, harder, more vibrant penis.

Step 4: Stop using all of those ridiculous pills

What? The ones you used in the past to instantly fix your penis problems? If you want to see a doctor about your penis, these pills are the worst things you can take. Dont even waste your money on these ridiculous, ineffective things. Use your time and money more wisely and start seeing a real doctor about your penis.

Step 5: Use your penis more often

Do you ever wonder why men don't? Do you wonder why its so hard for them to perform? They get these pills and wonder what happened? They take some penis pills and wonder what happened? You can bet your penis on it, theyre going to be back at your doctors office in a few weeks asking what the heck happened?

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