Current Events > $1 million but your worst enemy gets to punch you in the nuts daily for a year

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JordanStout 06/28/22 3:59:10 PM #1:	Only 1 punch per day. <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966180752] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>Only 1 punch per day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dingydang166 06/28/22 4:01:48 PM #2:	I don't really have a "worst enemy", so I am just going to find a really hot girl and piss her off, take this deal. Good luck punching those nuts with that boner in the way <cite>Dingydang166 posted [p:966180829] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>I don't really have a "worst enemy", so I am just going to find a really hot girl and piss her off, take this deal. Good luck punching those nuts with that boner in the way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RottingGoat 06/28/22 4:02:19 PM #3:	deal --- we all rot in the end <cite>RottingGoat posted [p:966180844] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 06/28/22 4:03:09 PM #4:	RottingGoat posted... deal There are 4 rulez --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:966180859] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>RottingGoat posted... </cite> <quote>deal</quote>There are 4 rulez </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/28/22 4:19:23 PM #5:	Dingydang166 posted... I don't really have a "worst enemy", so I am just going to find a really hot girl and piss her off, take this deal. Good luck punching those nuts with that boner in the way You know that the nuts are below the boner, right? <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966181251] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>Dingydang166 posted... </cite> <quote>I don't really have a "worst enemy", so I am just going to find a really hot girl and piss her off, take this deal. Good luck punching those nuts with that boner in the way</quote>You know that the nuts are below the boner, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dingydang166 06/28/22 4:20:33 PM #6:	JordanStout posted... You know that the nuts are below the boner, right? You do know how to helicopter your dick, right? <cite>Dingydang166 posted [p:966181284] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>JordanStout posted... </cite> <quote>You know that the nuts are below the boner, right?</quote> You do know how to helicopter your dick, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 06/28/22 4:20:36 PM #7:	JordanStout posted... Only 1 punch per day. Is protection allowed or is it an armor piercer? <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:966181288] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>JordanStout posted... </cite> <quote>Only 1 punch per day.</quote>Is protection allowed or is it an armor piercer? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/28/22 4:25:00 PM #8:	IHeartRadiation posted... Is protection allowed or is it an armor piercer? Only normal clothing is allowed. No more than 2 layers (boxers + bottoms.) Nothing can be done to reduce impact (such as sagging your pants to create a air pocket.) <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966181403] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>IHeartRadiation posted... </cite> <quote>Is protection allowed or is it an armor piercer?</quote>Only normal clothing is allowed. No more than 2 layers (boxers + bottoms.) Nothing can be done to reduce impact (such as sagging your pants to create a air pocket.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 06/28/22 4:25:58 PM #9:	What if I remove my nuts, and put them in a jar; Do they just punch the jar, or do they remove them from the jar, punch them, then I have to put them back in the jar myself? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:966181428] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>What if I remove my nuts, and put them in a jar; Do they just punch the jar, or do they remove them from the jar, punch them, then I have to put them back in the jar myself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/28/22 4:26:07 PM #10:	Dingydang166 posted... You do know how to helicopter your dick, right? You cant do that if you have a boner. <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966181431] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>Dingydang166 posted... </cite> <quote>You do know how to helicopter your dick, right?</quote>You cant do that if you have a boner. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NecroFoul99 06/28/22 4:27:04 PM #11:	Thank godthe swelling is finally starting to bonk Owww Thank godthe swelling is finally starting to go down and the throbbing pain is bonk Owww Thank godthe swelling is finally starting to go down and the throbbing pain is lessening and my headache bonk Owww Thank godthe swelling is finally starting to go down and the throbbing pain is lessening and my headache is lightening upcant walk so well bonk Owww No thanks. --- If you have to lie to make your point, then you're just a liar who has no point. <cite>NecroFoul99 posted [p:966181455] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>Thank godthe swelling is finally starting to bonk Owww Thank godthe swelling is finally starting to go down and the throbbing pain is bonk Owww Thank godthe swelling is finally starting to go down and the throbbing pain is lessening and my headache bonk Owww Thank godthe swelling is finally starting to go down and the throbbing pain is lessening and my headache is lightening upcant walk so well bonk Owww No thanks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dingydang166 06/28/22 4:31:14 PM #12:	JordanStout posted... You cant do that if you have a boner. Found the guy who never watched meatspin <cite>Dingydang166 posted [p:966181568] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>JordanStout posted... </cite> <quote>You cant do that if you have a boner.</quote> Found the guy who never watched meatspin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 06/28/22 4:31:37 PM #13:	Fuck no.... what are you crazy? That has the potential to turn into permanent damage and then your paying more than a million dollars for the rest of your life for testosterone treatment. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:966181583] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no.... what are you crazy? That has the potential to turn into permanent damage and then your paying more than a million dollars for the rest of your life for testosterone treatment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 06/28/22 4:34:43 PM #14:	How hard is the punch --- http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/emblem%20boy/avatar-body.png haters gonna hate <cite>emblem boy posted [p:966181657] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>How hard is the punch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/28/22 4:36:45 PM #15:	emblem boy posted... How hard is the punch It is coming from your worst enemy. <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966181725] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>emblem boy posted... </cite> <quote>How hard is the punch</quote>It is coming from your worst enemy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 06/28/22 4:38:33 PM #16:	So... is it guaranteed to happen every day? Like no matter where I am, my worst enemy will find me and punch my balls? --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:966181760] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>So... is it guaranteed to happen every day? Like no matter where I am, my worst enemy will find me and punch my balls? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/28/22 4:40:53 PM #17:	NoxObscuras posted... So... is it guaranteed to happen every day? Like no matter where I am, my worst enemy will find me and punch my balls? Yes. <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966181810] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>So... is it guaranteed to happen every day? Like no matter where I am, my worst enemy will find me and punch my balls?</quote>Yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/28/22 4:41:44 PM #18:	Also yes, your worst enemy can save the punch until 11:59 PM and then punch you immediately again at 12:00 AM for a quick double nut punch if they elect to do so. <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966181835] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>Also yes, your worst enemy can save the punch until 11:59 PM and then punch you immediately again at 12:00 AM for a quick double nut punch if they elect to do so. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 06/28/22 4:42:57 PM #19:	Oh hell no. Hard pass lol. I was going to say take the money and just avoid his dumb ass for a year, but if it's unavoidable that would be horrible. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:966181865] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>Oh hell no. Hard pass lol. I was going to say take the money and just avoid his dumb ass for a year, but if it's unavoidable that would be horrible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/28/22 4:43:44 PM #20:	NoxObscuras posted... Oh hell no. Hard pass lol. I was going to say take the money and just avoid his dumb ass for a year, but if it's unavoidable that would be horrible. Its a million dollars!!! Thats a lot of money. <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966181890] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>Oh hell no. Hard pass lol. I was going to say take the money and just avoid his dumb ass for a year, but if it's unavoidable that would be horrible.</quote>Its a million dollars!!! Thats a lot of money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lucariopikmin 06/28/22 4:44:06 PM #21:	I get 1 million and get to weakly punch my worst enemy in the balls daily, what's the downside? --- 3DS FC: 2380-2873-6073 Sun IGN: Evelyn Sword IGN: Fiora <cite>lucariopikmin posted [p:966181895] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>I get 1 million and get to weakly punch my worst enemy in the balls daily, what's the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fade2black001 06/28/22 4:45:23 PM #22:	I don't have a "worst" enemy so ..... --- Put on a smile cause Jesus loves you <cite>Fade2black001 posted [p:966181919] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>I don't have a "worst" enemy so ..... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/28/22 4:45:58 PM #23:	lucariopikmin posted... I get 1 million and get to weakly punch my worst enemy in the balls daily, what's the downside? LOL I think you solved the riddle. <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966181929] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>lucariopikmin posted... </cite> <quote>I get 1 million and get to weakly punch my worst enemy in the balls daily, what's the downside?</quote>LOL I think you solved the riddle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 06/28/22 6:12:36 PM #24:	NoxObscuras posted... So... is it guaranteed to happen every day? Like no matter where I am, my worst enemy will find me and punch my balls? That's some SCP shit. You could lock yourself in an armored fortress with sentry turrets and 1000s of guards, and you'll still end up being punched in the balls. You could be in the middle of the shower and someone could just barge right into your house and punch you in the balls. You could be asleep on an airplane flight and end up getting punched in the balls. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:966184287] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>So... is it guaranteed to happen every day? Like no matter where I am, my worst enemy will find me and punch my balls?</quote>That's some SCP shit. You could lock yourself in an armored fortress with sentry turrets and 1000s of guards, and you'll still end up being punched in the balls. You could be in the middle of the shower and someone could just barge right into your house and punch you in the balls. You could be asleep on an airplane flight and end up getting punched in the balls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JordanStout 06/29/22 5:34:24 PM #25:	IHeartRadiation posted... That's some SCP shit. You could lock yourself in an armored fortress with sentry turrets and 1000s of guards, and you'll still end up being punched in the balls. You could be in the middle of the shower and someone could just barge right into your house and punch you in the balls. You could be asleep on an airplane flight and end up getting punched in the balls. Actually, the way I see it, you just have to subject yourself to it. So in theory, you could avoid it, but then youd have to pay back the $1 million. And if you didnt have the money then you must take 365 punches in a row no matter how many days you made it though up until that point. <cite>JordanStout posted [p:966211232] in $1 million... [t:80074721]...</cite> <quote>IHeartRadiation posted... </cite> <quote>That's some SCP shit. You could lock yourself in an armored fortress with sentry turrets and 1000s of guards, and you'll still end up being punched in the balls. You could be in the middle of the shower and someone could just barge right into your house and punch you in the balls. You could be asleep on an airplane flight and end up getting punched in the balls.</quote> Actually, the way I see it, you just have to subject yourself to it. So in theory, you could avoid it, but then youd have to pay back the $1 million. And if you didnt have the money then you must take 365 punches in a row no matter how many days you made it though up until that point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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