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Vegy
06/19/22 4:36:38 PM
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https://i.redd.it/8yyu9udhfl691.jpg

What does it say doe

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Turbam
06/19/22 4:43:24 PM
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"it barely covers your big fat juicy milkers"

that's what I'd say :V

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LinkDaLunatic
06/19/22 4:45:19 PM
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Turbam posted...
"it barely covers your big fat juicy milkers"

that's what I'd say :V
not calling them mommy milkers? no wonder you don't get laid.
how can you expect her to want to peg the daddy dumper if you can't even properly address her mommy milkers
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fhqwhgads
06/21/22 7:07:35 AM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
not calling them mommy milkers? no wonder you don't get laid.
how can you expect her to want to peg the daddy dumper if you can't even properly address her mommy milkers
Say what

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DespondentDeity
06/21/22 7:19:41 AM
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Drinker? no thx

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Zikten
06/21/22 7:27:21 AM
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Is that in a mirror? Looks backwards. She should have smoothed out her shirt so we could attempt to read it
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Lost_All_Senses
06/21/22 7:37:31 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Drinker? no thx

Is that so? Well, would you rather her drink alcohol or children's tears? And there's no 3rd option.

Yeah, bet you feel really silly about what you just said now.

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rexcrk
06/21/22 7:37:53 AM
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Pits, tits, and feet all in one pic.


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DespondentDeity
06/21/22 9:24:53 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Is that so? Well, would you rather her drink alcohol or children's tears? And there's no 3rd option.

Yeah, bet you feel really silly about what you just said now.

Childrens tears have electrolytes.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/21/22 9:48:19 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Childrens tears have electrolytes.

.....you win this round. But, don't let it get to your head. You got lucky

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Turbam
06/21/22 10:01:48 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Pits, tits, and feet all in one pic.
Hello, Based department?
Yeah, I'll hold.

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rexcrk
06/23/22 11:49:26 AM
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Turbam posted...
Hello, Based department?
Yeah, I'll hold.


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Vegy
06/25/22 7:03:06 AM
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rexcrk posted...


Pits, tits, and feet all in one pic.


Da holy trinity?

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Poorly
06/25/22 7:22:59 AM
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Vegy posted...
Da holy trinity?
Triple treat

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008Zulu
06/25/22 7:51:28 AM
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"Whiskey got me feeling..." that's all I can make out.

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ssj3vegeta
06/27/22 7:09:09 PM
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008Zulu posted...
"Whiskey got me feeling..." that's all I can make out.

you can do it

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fhqwhgads
06/27/22 10:00:39 PM
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008Zulu posted...
"Whiskey got me feeling..." that's all I can make out.
Something frisky?

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SauI_Goodman
06/27/22 10:02:27 PM
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"You really need to stop skipping leg day."

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ssj3vegeta
06/29/22 10:09:56 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
"You really need to stop skipping leg day."

lol wtf

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/29/22 10:15:02 PM
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That shirt makes you look like a cheap slut.

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SiO4
06/29/22 10:28:34 PM
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Is she trying to make fun of Dyslexics?
Because Dyslexia can be a bitch.

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Antbregante
06/29/22 11:33:18 PM
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Whiskey got me feeling some type of way.
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ImagineUsngAlts
06/30/22 2:51:48 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Better than being a hallucinating alcoholic.
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SiO4
07/01/22 12:54:13 AM
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ImagineUsngAlts posted...

Better than being a hallucinating alcoholic.


Speak for yourself.

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