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KiwiTerraRizing
06/15/22 4:22:03 PM
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What if when Lauren Boebert and him hooked up he put it to sleep and made it weep?

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Dakimakura
06/15/22 4:22:30 PM
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Texass

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Turbam
06/15/22 4:22:44 PM
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What if Ted Cruz opened up some buttcrack and went to town?

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KiwiTerraRizing
06/15/22 4:23:06 PM
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Turbam posted...
What if Ted Cruz opened up some buttcrack and went to town?

Lick it and stick it

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DirkDiggles
06/15/22 4:23:21 PM
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Ted Cruz don't have the balls to hook up with BoBo. They are still locked in Trump's desk.

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Were_Wyrm
06/15/22 4:23:28 PM
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Maybe Boebert is so good in the sack Cruz was like "Damn! I gotta get this bitch into congress!"

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Lost_All_Senses
06/15/22 4:43:08 PM
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Honestly, he has to have some type of thing under the surface that allows him to take so many Ls in public and still keep truckin ahead. Can you honestly say you could take the beatings he does and just keep pushing in the same direction? Id have so much self doubt and Id retreat and go in search of revelations to figure out why it keeps happening to me. Which, if I was him, would be a good thing for my spirit. But him, he just laser beams those Ls and keeps pushing.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/15/22 4:44:26 PM
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Fuck. I think I just accidentally implied I wasn't good in bed. God damnit.

*Retreats*

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