Current Events > Just got a random dick pic from this rando dude who added me on FB.

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LinkFanatic
06/15/22 10:27:05 AM
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He's lucky I'm not the kind of person who minds unsolicited dick pics, but it was definitely completely unexpected.

I dunno what's up with him but he asked me to reciprocate by showing my face rather than my junk. Whatever. I barely know who he is. We met like 10 minutes ago.

Either way, this takes the cake for one of the weirdest things to ever happen to me on Facebook. Like even the fake profiles with cleavage as their profile pictures never actually send nudes!

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RealityDose
06/15/22 10:27:17 AM
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report it

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LinkFanatic
06/15/22 10:38:01 AM
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Nah, no need. He's a nobody that can just be blocked.

Still, this is rather bizarre and inexplicably random...so I'm going to deviate from what I typically do and not show him my dick.

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RealityDose
06/15/22 10:38:52 AM
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always report sexual assault

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LinkFanatic
06/15/22 10:39:25 AM
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Is it really sexual assault if I don't actually feel assaulted?

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HylianFox
06/15/22 11:06:57 AM
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Is it nice?

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LinkFanatic
06/15/22 11:07:38 AM
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Yeah. I'd say about 7 inches from the looks of it.

He's stopped talking to me at any rate. What a weirdo.

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EricDraven59
06/15/22 11:07:54 AM
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Stop joking about sexual assault
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R1masher
06/15/22 11:08:34 AM
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Flaccid?

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The-19th-Sparta
06/15/22 11:10:05 AM
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Tell him that youll send pics back if he download Raid: Shadow Legends first.

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HylianFox
06/15/22 11:12:46 AM
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LinkFanatic posted...
Yeah. I'd say about 7 inches from the looks of it.

He's stopped talking to me at any rate. What a weirdo.

What about girth?
Veiny or smooth?
Cut or uncut?
Shaved, trimmed, or overgrown?

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LinkFanatic
06/15/22 11:13:38 AM
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EricDraven59 posted...
Stop joking about sexual assault

I wouldn't joke about that. How about you don't project?

Listen and listen well because I'm only gonna say this once: if I don't feel like I was raped, then I wasn't. Rape/assault is about lack of consent, and I literally said in the OP that I wasn't bothered by it.

You wanna try again with a clear head or do we end the conversation here?

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SergeantGander
06/15/22 11:15:05 AM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
Tell him that youll send pics back if he download Raid: Shadow Legends first.

This but make sure you give him your referral code/link!


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LinkFanatic
06/15/22 11:15:11 AM
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HylianFox posted...
what about girth?

A bit thicker than normal, at least by America's standards.

HylianFox posted...
veiny or smooth?

Smooth.

HylianFox posted...
cut or uncut?

Cut.

HylianFox posted...
shaved, trimmed, or overgrown?

Trimmed.

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HylianFox
06/15/22 11:18:17 AM
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LinkFanatic posted...
A bit thicker than normal, at least by America's standards.

Smooth.

Cut.

Trimmed.

Yeah, I probably wouldn't have minded either

I actually have been sent at least one dick pic on FB from some rando, but not on my main account.
I think it's funny more than anything. He wasn't hideous but he wasn't my type. I've seen much uglier dicks in porn...

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LinkPizza
06/15/22 11:19:45 AM
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I actually like unsolicited dick pics. Though, its better if I could match it to a face

EricDraven59 posted...
I hope all of you are girls In this thread.. talking so much about a dick and all

No

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LinkFanatic
06/15/22 11:21:11 AM
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HylianFox posted...
i've seen much uglier dicks in porn...

I'm amazed at how ugly some of those cocks are. >.>

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Turbam
06/15/22 11:23:04 AM
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Thick
Smooth
Cut
Trimmed

@SSJ2GrimReaper

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MaxEffingBemis
06/15/22 11:26:36 AM
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Thats not sexual assault? Its more like sexual harassment I think idk, Im not a legal expert

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LinkFanatic
06/15/22 11:27:16 AM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Thats not sexual assault? Its more like sexual harassment I think idk, Im not a legal expert

I could probably report him for that, but I don't care to because he sent the picture to me, not to others.

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MaxEffingBemis
06/15/22 11:29:07 AM
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LinkFanatic posted...
I could probably report him for that, but I don't care to because he sent the picture to me, not to others.
Yes right, Im just arguing semantics here. You can report a person for either but I think this just qualifies as harassment. Either way!

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Questionmarktarius
06/15/22 11:35:38 AM
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obligatory random dick pic:

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