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RealityDose
06/14/22 3:09:44 AM
#1:


But like
bro

the fuck you asking me this shit for

IDENTIFIABLE FEATURES (E.G. BIRTHMARKS

OR TATOO)

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gunplagirl
06/14/22 3:13:12 AM
#2:


In case you ever go rogue, they will need to liquidate you and it's the only way they can be certain since they can't require you give them your DNA.

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RealityDose
06/14/22 3:32:12 AM
#3:


You could be correct
My DNA is more like HNA Hero Not Available

Still they now mention on call
let's turn them down

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Malcrasternus
06/14/22 3:43:23 AM
#4:


I had to do that for my conceal carry. Fingerprints too.

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RealityDose
06/14/22 3:46:03 AM
#5:


Malcrasternus posted...
I had to do that for my conceal carry. Fingerprints too.

I work in Ireland
I mean they do have a buildings overseas in America

What the fuck did I get myself into

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Bugmeat
06/14/22 3:58:55 AM
#6:


RealityDose posted...


What the fuck did I get myself into

I guess they plan on arming you and sending you to the states.


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RealityDose
06/14/22 4:06:27 AM
#7:


Fuckers already said there is no on call
I got in an email

WE GOT THEM BY THE *checks notes* SAFETY LEVER

That's a thing? Right? It's a gun thing? Maybe they knew I'd succeed in America

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eggcorn
06/14/22 4:19:43 AM
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If they can't spell tattoo I don't think they're worth working for.

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RealityDose
06/14/22 4:23:52 AM
#9:


Yeah there's a fucking shitload of grammar and spelling mistakes on it
like as someone who reviewed CVs for a living I'm so tempted to just 'bro, you literally cannot into grammar and spelling, no thank'

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