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Solar_Crimson
06/13/22 6:28:31 PM
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This person could be absolutely anyone; from a young student on the other side of the planet, or some dude in a remote uncontacted tribe, to someone in your community or even a close family member within your own household. They will stop behaving normally if they sense that you are within their vicinity, and the instant they see you, they will become bloodlusted and charge at you with the intent to brutally murder you with anything they can get their hands on (or just beat and stomp you to death if they can't get ahold of anything). If they die somehow, then another random person in the world will take their place; though if you kill them yourself or orchestrate their death in some fashion, then you're responsible for any legal issues that may arise.

This will continue until you're dead, either due them killing you or due to other causes (old age, illness, etc.).

...Deal or no deal?

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Lost_All_Senses
06/13/22 6:29:49 PM
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So, them using the internet to find me is completely reliant on who they are?

Sure.

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GATTJT
06/13/22 6:30:54 PM
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So they're not actively hunting me?

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Nemu
06/13/22 6:31:00 PM
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Sure. I don't like to travel, and a 1/7.5 billion chance is pretty low. As long as it's not some kind of It Follows situation, the chance of running into even one of them is probably lower than lottery winning odds.
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David1988
06/13/22 6:31:01 PM
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Deal, odds are very slim this random person would be in my vicinity

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JimmyFraska
06/13/22 6:31:14 PM
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So this only activates when I'm near them, like a mile or closer? And its literally anyone, like someone in Random, China? Deal.
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Lost_All_Senses
06/13/22 6:31:54 PM
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Nemu posted...
Sure. I don't like to travel, and a 1/7.5 billion chance is pretty low. As long as it's not some kind of It Follows situation, the chance of running into even one of them is probably lower than lottery winning odds.

Only one person knows you?

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HovaRex
06/13/22 6:32:11 PM
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Easy. I'd just hire a team of Para-Military goons to body guard me.

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CADE FOSTER
06/13/22 6:36:06 PM
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David1988 posted...
Deal, odds are very slim this random person would be in my vicinity

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Nemu
06/13/22 6:36:59 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Only one person knows you?
More likely than not, it's going to be someone in China or India. TC doesn't give what sort of magical range these people have, but even a 100 mile range would make it quite unlikely you'd ever encounter a single person unless you're travelling all over the world.
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Solar_Crimson
06/13/22 6:38:57 PM
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GATTJT posted...
So they're not actively hunting me?
No.

The risk is not knowing if the next time you go to the store or even a walk in the park could be the time you encounter them.

JimmyFraska posted...
So this only activates when I'm near them, like a mile or closer? And its literally anyone, like someone in Random, China? Deal.
Yes.

HovaRex posted...
Easy. I'd just hire a team of Para-Military goons to body guard me.
One of those goons could end up being your would-be killer.

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HovaRex
06/13/22 6:42:59 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...

One of those goons could end up being your would-be killer.

Well no cause I'd pre screen them and make sure that the site of my presence doesn't make them try to kill me.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/13/22 6:46:11 PM
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Nemu posted...
More likely than not, it's going to be someone in China or India. TC doesn't give what sort of magical range these people have, but even a 100 mile range would make it quite unlikely you'd ever encounter a single person unless you're travelling all over the world.

I know. I was just being a lil scamp :3.

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BTH_Phoenix
06/14/22 1:09:17 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
The risk is not knowing if the next time you go to the store or even a walk in the park could be the time you encounter them.

at those odds it's the same risk already

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EmbraceOfDeath
06/14/22 1:12:35 PM
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Absolutely. If I do happen to encounter them and they're even capable of doing anything to try to kill me, they'll be put away for attempted murder after the first time and I can forget about it.

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faizan_faizan
06/14/22 1:13:50 PM
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I could die in a car accident driving home from work and it wouldn't even by my fault.

10 million is 10 million.

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Ilishe
06/14/22 1:51:38 PM
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Clicked on Random Country two times and got Austria and Belize.

Austria, maybe. It's not impossible at all.

Belize we'd never meet.

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GrandConjuraton
06/14/22 1:59:00 PM
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Win win.

Where's the downside?

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Lokison
06/14/22 2:10:22 PM
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Deal. Just have to get them arrested for attempted murder and I'm safe.

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