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SwayM
06/12/22 2:04:24 PM
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Lol so moronic.

Just watching Die Hard for the 6000th time.

If this movie were released today people would complain about the quipping characters and marvel humour

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KainWind
06/12/22 2:05:01 PM
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Marvel did invent films though

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saspa
06/12/22 2:06:51 PM
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KainWind posted...
Marvel did invent films though

https://youtu.be/OOSOGB406Ec?t=36

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Background_Guy
06/12/22 2:08:27 PM
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Marvel invented sarcasm, and humor
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Conception616
06/12/22 2:09:29 PM
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The problem with Marvel properties now is EVERYONE has quips, regardless of the rich history of the source material. It has never felt right for Thor and Captain America to crack jokes.

It definitely didnt start with Marvel, but Whedon brought that Bufy everyone is clever dialogue to the Avengers and now everyone sounds like the same character.

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ElleRagu
06/12/22 2:09:38 PM
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people can be dummies sometimes

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SwayM
06/12/22 2:11:34 PM
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Conception616 posted...
The problem with Marvel properties now is EVERYONE has quips, regardless of the rich history of the source material. It has never felt right for Thor and Captain America to crack jokes.

It definitely didnt start with Marvel, but Whedon brought that Bufy everyone is clever dialogue to the Avengers and now everyone sounds like the same character.


The very serious Thor had his time but people didnt like it.

And Captain America makes like 5 jokes total across the entirety of the films. Not every character is a quip machine people assume.

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Conception616
06/12/22 2:12:23 PM
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SwayM posted...
The very serious Thor had his time but people didnt like it.

And Captain America makes like 5 jokes total across the entirety of the films. Not every character is a quip machine people assume.

Which is more quips than in his 70+ year history prior to the first Avengers movie.

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Gobstoppers12
06/12/22 2:15:35 PM
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Marvel didn't 'invent' quips, but they sure did do a lot to make them popular again.

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MICHALECOLE
06/12/22 2:16:19 PM
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Who the fuck is claiming that marvel invented quips
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SwayM
06/12/22 5:00:36 PM
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Conception616 posted...
Which is more quips than in his 70+ year history prior to the first Avengers movie.

The MCU Steve Rodgers / Captain America is literally perfect. Sorry he made a couple jokes and you want a wooden board? Such a weird complaint. I swear the internet has the strangest hatred for jokes.

MICHALECOLE posted...
Who the fuck is claiming that marvel invented quips

When literally anything comes out that has jokes in it its compared to Marvel humour. Dont believe me go to any comment thread about the upcoming game Redfall


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FortuneCookie
06/12/22 5:17:40 PM
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I think the action movie one-liner is is an outgrowth of British gallows humor.

In the first Bond movie, Dr. No, there's an assassin driving a hearse. After 007 has dealt with his attacker, he quips to an onlooker, "He was on his way to a funeral."

I think that was the start of it, honestly.
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CRON
06/12/22 5:19:10 PM
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The problem with Marvel banter is that literally every character speaks in the same way, with the same delivery and tone.
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Ricemills
06/12/22 5:19:50 PM
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KainWind posted...
Marvel did invent cinema though


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SwayM
06/12/22 6:44:29 PM
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CRON posted...
The problem with Marvel banter is that literally every character speaks in the same way, with the same delivery and tone.

This is so absolutely not true.

Dr Strange doesnt sound anything like Captain America who doesnt sound anything like Drax who doesnt sound anything like Thor who doesnt sound anything like Gamora, etc etc etc

This literally is just the laziest criticism

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MICHALECOLE
06/12/22 7:00:19 PM
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The problem with the marvel movies is they always have superheroes in them
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Xethuminra
06/12/22 7:02:28 PM
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KainWind posted...
Marvel did invent films though
No.

Marvel just gave us all what we wanted, and we were all pretty much in a silent, innate agreance over Phase 1. "Can you do a few movies in the exact same style as Iron Man, then tie it all together in an Avengers film?" and they did and it works. Only the Hulk was divisive, and that got cut out of the picture pretty quick for the most part. I'm glad at least Abomination and General Ross made it into the MCU tho and I do like the movie. Anyway

Now it's just so much more complicated because the franchise has already completed its prime directive, several times over, and really created a new villainous icon in its reimagining of Thanos to match Tony.

We have all quite enjoyed NWH and I liked The Eternals and Loki

Eventually they will start to do dark, dark stuff maybe even R rated. 5 years? 10? 15? Who knows.

Logan

And anyway wheres that DC crossover

How do you want to interact with new Marvel fans, if at all? Because the older the series gets and the more popular it gets, I think we have to accept that you can't expect everyone to know what's going on, and it won't be the same cohesive MCU you're used to because it has to account for new people, maybe like you were 13 years ago, coming to see the new films as their very first Marvel production. They can't account for the thinning ranks of the original audience, I'm sure. It's interesting
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Conception616
06/12/22 9:02:39 PM
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SwayM posted...
This is so absolutely not true.

Dr Strange doesnt sound anything like Captain America who doesnt sound anything like Drax who doesnt sound anything like Thor who doesnt sound anything like Gamora, etc etc etc

This literally is just the laziest criticism


Are you literally referring to their voices or something? Its not as bad in MCU, but in The Room, every character talks like Tommy Wiseau. Just because they dont share a voice.

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MICHALECOLE
06/12/22 9:04:11 PM
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Conception616 posted...
Are you literally referring to their voices or something? Its not as bad in MCU, but in The Room, every character talks like Tommy Wiseau. Just because they dont share a voice.

SwayM posted...
This is so absolutely not true.
This literally is just the laziest criticism

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LightHawKnight
06/12/22 9:32:03 PM
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Conception616 posted...
Which is more quips than in his 70+ year history prior to the first Avengers movie.

Not the hugest comic reader, but does he never crack a single joke? Even Batman jokes on the occasion.

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CelestialVoices
06/12/22 9:32:40 PM
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it was actually joss whedon who invented quips. he invented marvel later

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Shishiwakamaru
06/12/22 9:33:04 PM
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didnt family guy do that

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SwayM
06/12/22 10:29:32 PM
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Conception616 posted...
Are you literally referring to their voices or something? Its not as bad in MCU, but in The Room, every character talks like Tommy Wiseau. Just because they dont share a voice.

No, Im obviously not referring to just their voices.

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Conception616
06/12/22 11:25:26 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Not the hugest comic reader, but does he never crack a single joke? Even Batman jokes on the occasion.

Rarely, Cap and Thor are both known for their serious demeanor. Its the same philosophy of if everyone is a star, nobody is a star. If everyone is clever, nobody is clever. Its very lazy writing to have everyone have quips, that isnt how it works in real life either.

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SwayM
06/12/22 11:47:28 PM
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Conception616 posted...
Rarely, Cap and Thor are both known for their serious demeanor. Its the same philosophy of if everyone is a star, nobody is a star. If everyone is clever, nobody is clever. Its very lazy writing to have everyone have quips, that isnt how it works in real life either.

Its very lazy criticism to say that every character is a quip machine. Cap making a couple jokes doesnt diminish his character in literally any way.

that isnt how it works in real life either

idk what robots you associate with. But aside from a handful of people, and I literally mean people I can count on one hand. Every person Ive ever met is capable of making a joke here and there.

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Conception616
06/13/22 12:03:01 AM
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SwayM posted...
Its very lazy criticism to say that every character is a quip machine. Cap making a couple jokes doesnt diminish his character in literally any way.

that isnt how it works in real life either

idk what robots you associate with. But aside from a handful of people, and I literally mean people I can count on one hand. Every person Ive ever met is capable of making a joke here and there.

You made this shitty, whiny ass topic. Sorry that I disagree. Now go kick rocks.

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31Veteran
06/13/22 12:05:08 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Which is more quips than in his 70+ year history prior to the first Avengers movie.
That is objectively incorrect

The man isn't Spider-Man but he isn't someone who has never made a joke ever in the comics. Sheesh.

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Conception616
06/13/22 12:07:58 AM
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31Veteran posted...
That is objectively incorrect

The man isn't Spider-Man but he isn't someone who has never made a joke ever in the comics. Sheesh.

I actually bought Captain America and Avengers comics monthly for 20 years. The point was made made times, on panel, how serious Cap was. Provide some examples of his quippy nature, please.

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31Veteran
06/13/22 12:12:25 AM
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I didn't say quippy nature, I said he had definitely made more than five jokes in 70+ years.

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SwayM
06/13/22 12:13:01 AM
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Conception616 posted...
You made this shitty, whiny ass topic. Sorry that I disagree. Now go kick rocks.

You dont have to be sorry or mad.

But I wont be going anywhere. What a moronic thing to say.

But youre still here. Strange.

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Conception616
06/13/22 12:14:59 AM
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31Veteran posted...
I didn't say quippy nature, I said he had definitely made more than five jokes in 70+ years.

So you clearly dont grasp hyperbole. There is a possibility he made more then 5 jokes in 70 years, but hes definitely not a character that shouldnt be quipping at all.

OOC, how many actual Cap books have you read?

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Kitt
06/13/22 12:15:03 AM
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Of all the legit criticisms with the MCU, the complaint about quips in those movies really is blown out of proportion to such an annoying degree.

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Conception616
06/13/22 12:16:38 AM
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SwayM posted...
What a moronic thing to say.


Pretty much a microcosm of your entire posting history, you are an awful user.

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SwayM
06/13/22 12:18:42 AM
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Kitt posted...
Of all the legit criticisms with the MCU, the complaint about quips in those movies really is blown out of proportion to such an annoying degree.

This sums it up perfectly.


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SwayM
06/13/22 12:25:49 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Pretty much a microcosm of your entire posting history, you are an awful user.

lmao

You have so many problems with me you chose to be an irritable sad sack this entire time in a topic about MCU humour?

Sure showed me a thing or two about being an awful user.


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Conception616
06/13/22 12:28:38 AM
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SwayM posted...
lmao

You have so many problems with me you chose to be an irritable sad sack this entire time in a topic about MCU humour?

Sure showed me a thing or two about being an awful user.

Sig checks out.

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SwayM
06/13/22 12:30:38 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Sig checks out.

Yep. Thanks for that.

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Wetterdew
06/13/22 12:30:45 AM
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No

the quips are annoying AF. They aren't clever or funny most of the time. And the other problem isn't just quippiness. It's bathos they drench their movies in. (bathos is an effect of anticlimax created by an unintentional lapse in mood from the sublime to the trivial or ridiculous.)

basically whenever the movie is about to allow itself to be earnest, it steps back and makes a dumb quip or awful joke because it won't allow itself to be earnest. likely partly because the writers are trying to come across as self-aware of how goofy superhero stories are, and partly because so many of stan lee's characters are just so similar to each other -- quippy, american wisecracking humor.

ultimately it makes the writing (AND HUMOR) in their movies feel very samey to a lot of people, including me.
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31Veteran
06/13/22 12:34:42 AM
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Conception616 posted...
So you clearly dont grasp hyperbole. There is a possibility he made more then 5 jokes in 70 years, but hes definitely not a character that shouldnt be quipping at all.

OOC, how many actual Cap books have you read?
More than enough that I can't count them all. I agree that making jokes isn't his thing. I don't agree that him caring a joke at all is too much. I can agree the MCU is a particularly joke heavy version of the Marvel Universe, sometimes more than I'd like.

The Brubaker Cap I imagine doesn't joke at all, but the Stan Lee Cap was probably a bit more chipper on average. And in the 80's everyone did a few one liners here and there.


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SwayM
06/13/22 12:37:33 AM
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Wetterdew posted...
No

the quips are annoying AF. They aren't clever or funny most of the time. And the other problem isn't just quippiness. It's bathos they drench their movies in. (bathos is an effect of anticlimax created by an unintentional lapse in mood from the sublime to the trivial or ridiculous.)

basically whenever the movie is about to allow itself to be earnest, it steps back and makes a dumb quip or awful joke because it won't allow itself to be earnest. likely partly because the writers are trying to come across as self-aware of how goofy superhero stories are, and partly because so many of stan lee's characters are just so similar to each other -- quippy, american wisecracking humor.

ultimately it makes the writing (AND HUMOR) in their movies feel very samey to a lot of people, including me.

they arent clever or funny? Yeah, Im sure your one post is the final ruling when millions of people in thousands of theatres all over the world are laughing and having a good time.

But Im sure youll say all those people are wrong and idiots.

Also the Bathos complaint isnt completely wrong, but it is so foolish that people have repeated it to the point where they think every movie and every serious moment in the franchise has been undercut by a joke. There are a couple moments I may agree with, but yall acting like there are no serious moments is horseshit. If you really want to go through and count the moments that were undercut by a joke Im willing to bet there are a lot fewer than you think.

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MI4 REAL
06/13/22 12:38:04 AM
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You can't handle the quips!

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Conception616
06/13/22 12:38:25 AM
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31Veteran posted...
More than enough that I can't count them all. I agree that making jokes isn't his thing. I don't agree that him caring a joke at all is too much. I can agree the MCU is a particularly joke heavy version of the Marvel Universe, sometimes more than I'd like.

The Brubaker Cap I imagine doesn't joke at all, but the Stan Lee Cap was probably a bit more chipper on average. And in the 80's everyone did a few one liners here and there.

Again, please provide examples. I would also like examples of a quippy Thor. One of the main reasons Hercules was such a foil to Thor was their demeanor.

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chukklez17dc
06/13/22 12:45:49 AM
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Marvel invented dialogue and art

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SwayM
06/13/22 1:02:00 AM
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Also back to the bathos thing for a second. This is another good example of people attributing problems to the MCU as if they invented them. Again to the point of this topic.

Lets use Die Hard again as the example

This is literally a thing thats been happening in movies since as long as movies have been a thing.

The characters are cracking wise the entire movie even after people are being shot and killed. And then after all is said and done, hostages have died. The terrorists have all died. The FBI agents are blown up in a helicopter. Every single hostage is walking away with PTSD and trauma. Were still making jokes and driving off into the sunset.

Movies have always been at tonal odds with what happens in the films vs what emotional state the characters are actually in.

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averagejoel
06/13/22 1:06:21 AM
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SwayM posted...
Also back to the bathos thing for a second. This is another good example of people attributing problems to the MCU as if they invented them. Again to the point of this topic.

Lets use Die Hard again as the example

This is literally a thing thats been happening in movies since as long as movies have been a thing.

The characters are cracking wise the entire movie even after people are being shot and killed. And then after all is said and done, hostages have died. The terrorists have all died. The FBI agents are blown up in a helicopter. Every single hostage is walking away with PTSD and trauma. Were still making jokes and driving off into the sunrise.

Movies have always been at tonal odds with what happens in the films vs what emotional state the characters are actually in.
the key difference is that die hard doesn't suck

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SwayM
06/13/22 1:06:52 AM
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averagejoel posted...
the key difference is that die hard doesn't suck

You sound fun

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averagejoel
06/13/22 1:11:09 AM
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SwayM posted...
You sound fun
sorry for not singing the praises of a 2-and-a-half hour superhero movie where any dramatic tension is undercut by shitty one-liners, that also somehow looks terrible despite having a budget of like 100 million dollars

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SwayM
06/13/22 1:14:32 AM
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averagejoel posted...
sorry for not singing the praises of a 2-and-a-half hour superhero movie where any dramatic tension is undercut by shitty one-liners, that also somehow looks terrible despite having a budget of like 100 million dollars

Already addressed that first point. Please keep up.

And you think they look terrible? So youre just so mad at these movies youll say anything eh

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31Veteran
06/13/22 4:12:05 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Again, please provide examples. I would also like examples of a quippy Thor. One of the main reasons Hercules was such a foil to Thor was their demeanor.
If you don't mind waiting a while, sure. I don't mind another excuse to read through my complete captain America git corp cd set. You're still overselling it by calling it a quippy demeanor though. Pretty sure he just occasionally says something that could be considered a joke while mostly being a straightforward more serious boy scout kinda guy

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BurmesePenguin
06/13/22 4:21:26 AM
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I think SwayM invented shitposting
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