Current Events > Jesus would love LGBTQ+ people.

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Dude hung out with prostitutes and preached love and tolerance. I think he'd be cool with the people his dad created to like the same sex or identify with the opposite gender. Christian conservatives would despise Jesus Christ.

So, people in LGBTQ are all prostitutes to you? I see....

Lost_All_Senses posted...

So, people in LGBTQ are all prostitutes to you? I see....

What a reach

im pretty sure Jeebus was also into dudes. i mean, he was always hanging around with a bunch of them. its likely he banged a couple of them... lol

If Jesus was around today most of these right wing chuds would hate him and call him a SJW.

God could come down and tell Christians to be kind to everybody and Christians would unleash a holy war like the world has never seen

People back then had big same sex orgies

Jeebus should come out and say "yo, quit bringing my name up! i dont want any of that shit!!" to those homophobic dipshits.

He would also tell them "Go and sin no more."

He was also a wandering, foreign, brown man who preaches tolerance and that rich (white) people should give their money away and help others.

He'd be deported, dead or arrested pretty quickly in America.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

So, people in LGBTQ are all prostitutes to you? I see....

LMAO. TC means well...I think. Its nothing new that modern day conservatives would denounce Jesus as a socialist lib if he were alive today.

Right wing Christians don't care about Jesus's words and acts. They only kiss his ass because he's the boss's son.

Southernfatman posted...

Right wing Christians don't care about Jesus's words and acts. They only kiss his ass because he's the boss's son.

i thought the new God was supposed to be all peace and love and shit.

not like the old hateful bigoted God... smh

hockeybub89 posted...

Dude hung out with prostitutes and preached love and tolerance. I think he'd be cool with the people his dad created to like the same sex or identify with the opposite gender. Christian conservatives would despise Jesus Christ.

For some reason people don't understand this.

He was tolerant of everyone but he very much considered homosexuality a sin

Relevant:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/9/AAJwKPAADVEP.jpg

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1 Corinthians 6:9
English Standard Version
9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous[a] will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: (A)neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,[b]

a-c-a-b posted...

If Jesus was around today most of these right wing chuds would hate him and call him a SJW.

Yep. They would crucify him again.

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So child sex slaves are sinners? I mean I'm not a Christian or a Bible scholar but the bible pretty much says any sex outside of marriage is a no no

yemmy posted...

1 Corinthians 6:9
English Standard Version
9 Or do you not know that the unrighteous[a] will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: (A)neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,[b]

Jesus didn't right the letters to the Corinthians. That was Paul. Also this

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Blade_Trinity posted...

What a reach

Then you get why it makes for a joke :3

the ol reach around

But jesus loved everybody.

yemmy posted...

He was tolerant of everyone but he very much considered homosexuality a sin

So still 10,000% better than the GOP.

Lots of things are sins. He never called homosexuality a sin anyway.

Woke Jesus

yemmy posted...

So child sex slaves are sinners? I mean I'm not a Christian or a Bible scholar but the bible pretty much says any sex outside of marriage is a no no

Literally everyone is a sinner by nature of being born, so, yes.

Peace and love? What's that crap have to do with Jesus

Jesus said "believe in me or DIE BY MY GUNS, WHICH SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!"

yemmy posted...

He was tolerant of everyone but he very much considered homosexuality a sin

Source?

Guide posted...

Literally everyone is a sinner by nature of being born, so, yes.

Yes but the way Christianity works is that you're supposed to repent for your sins.

Bishop9800 posted...

Source?

Imagine being a person who asks for sources on CE or Reddit lol. I've already quoted scripture, and if you don't agree with the translation that is cool. Like I said I'm not a Christian but I was in a Christian rehab and read the new testament and there are at least 2 instances that said homosexuality is bad. All sex outside of marriage is a sin.

Do I think gays/adulterers are going to hell? No. Pick your beef with the translators or the religion not me.

yemmy posted...

Yes but the way Christianity works is that you're supposed to repent for your sins.

Imagine being a person who asks for sources on CE or Reddit lol. I've already quoted scripture, and if you don't agree with the translation that is cool. Like I said I'm not a Christian but I was in a Christian rehab and read the new testament and there are at least 2 instances that said homosexuality is bad. All sex outside of marriage is a sin.

Do I think gays/adulterers are going to hell? No. Pick your beef with the translators or the religion not me.

Do you even know what version if was? Cause KJV is the lolcow of biblical interpretation.

Guide posted...

Do you even know what version if was? Cause KJV is the lolcow of biblical interpretation.

You can't walk 20 feet in the South without tripping over a copy of KJV <____<

wackyteen posted...

You can't walk 20 feet in the South without tripping over a copy of KJV <____<

personally, I don't trust any interpretation that isn't from a Greek calculus major

semi-/s

Guide posted...

Do you even know what version if was? Cause KJV is the lolcow of biblical interpretation.

ESV (it was in the post)

the right wing evangelicals wouldnt even recognize a short haired brown jew as jesus in there minds he is blond haired blue eyed

CADE FOSTER posted...

the right wing evangelicals wouldnt even recognize a short haired brown jew as jesus in there minds he is blond haired blue eyed

most depictions of Jesus I've seen were fair skinned, brown haired

depictions were wrong the scientists made a sketch of what he would look like

CADE FOSTER posted...

depictions were wrong the scientists made a sketch of what he would look like

Yes but I'm just saying most people depict, and thus most (American) Christians view/think of, him as brown haired, fair skinned and thus that is how he is viewed in most peoples minds (albeit wrongly ofc)

yemmy posted...

Imagine being a person who asks for sources on CE or Reddit lol. I've already quoted scripture, and if you don't agree with the translation that is cool. Like I said I'm not a Christian but I was in a Christian rehab and read the new testament and there are at least 2 instances that said homosexuality is bad. All sex outside of marriage is a sin.

Imagine being a person who gets owned in every topic they post in......LOL!!! Yeah you quoted some scripture, but as usual you dont know what you're talking about. Like someone pointed out, Jesus didn't right the letters to the Corinthians, Paul did. Also.......

Again, that's mistranslation. Homosexuality as a word wasn't actually used until the 19th century. That passage was referring to pedophiles, the original Greek word used was literally their word for "child sex slave"

Bishop9800 posted...

Imagine being a person who gets owned in every topic they post in......LOL!!! Yeah you quoted some scripture, but as usual you dont know what you're talking about. Like someone pointed out, Jesus didn't right the letters to the Corinthians, Paul did. Also.......

Dude, you're the second person in this topic to misspell "write" as "right", why do y'all not know the difference between these two words?

GATTJT posted...

Dude, you're the second person in this topic to misspell "write" as "right", why do y'all not know the difference between these two words?

Ohh shit! My bad. I copied the post, but didn't notice that.

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If you mean malakoi, iirc that was never specific to child sex slaves. Not the child part or the slave part.

a-c-a-b posted...

If Jesus was around today most of these right wing chuds would hate him and call him a SJW.

And a Muslim sleeper agent because he wouldn't fit the Jesus image they've been indoctrinated with. Yes, I know he was Jewish, I just don't expect the chud brigade to know the difference and instead default to Muslim.

So did jesus consider it a sin or not?
Or was that asian guy from congress who said "let me quote jesus on homosexuality: " and then was silent for a minute was lying?

SauI_Goodman posted...

So did jesus consider it a sin or not?
Or was that asian guy from congress who said "let me quote jesus on homosexuality: " and then was silent for a minute was lying?

He never talked about it so we don't know.