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RealityDose
06/11/22 1:04:49 AM
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On one hand, working in the IT industry, it appears the longer your beard and the messier it is, the more non-IT people listen to you

On the other hand, having my beard makes it awkward to eat a lot of food

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Ricemills
06/11/22 1:15:40 AM
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RealityDose posted...
On the other hand, having my beard makes it awkward to eat a lot of food

grow some beard, you fat ass.

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BuckVanHammer
06/11/22 1:26:07 AM
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sure why not. everyone should give it a shot i think.

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Xethuminra
06/11/22 1:27:43 AM
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RealityDose posted...
the longer your beard and the messier it is, the more non-IT people listen to you
That depends.

Do you start every sentence with "Uhhhh...."? Because the beard will actually make that so much worse.
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sabin017
06/11/22 2:32:43 AM
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Growing a beard sounds like a big deal, you should mull it over while getting a tattoo.

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HylianFox
06/11/22 2:33:24 AM
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Do you look good with a beard?
Can you even grow a beard?

These are the key questions

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Solid Snake07
06/11/22 2:38:04 AM
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Growing a beard is almost always a good move if you can grow a good one. I don't remember ever having a huge issue with food, but if I did I got used to it.

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RealityDose
06/11/22 2:41:27 AM
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I mean after about six months it gets to about 5 inches so I can grow one

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CelestialVoices
06/11/22 2:42:16 AM
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fuck shaving let it grow

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Solid Snake07
06/11/22 2:45:43 AM
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RealityDose posted...
I mean after about six months it gets to about 5 inches so I can grow one


How full it grows in is more important than how long and fast you can grow it.

If you've got patchy bullshit facial hair you should shave it(if you care how look). If it grows full and slow, sounds like a good thing unless you're going for a father time look.

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RealityDose
06/11/22 2:47:31 AM
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Oh it grows in full after like 2 weeks
Kinda patchy for the first 3 days

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HylianFox
06/11/22 2:49:36 AM
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Go with the full Jake Gyllenhaal
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/9/AAN5R1AADU_P.jpg

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RealityDose
06/11/22 2:50:50 AM
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That's all... Civilised tho

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Poorly
06/11/22 2:51:10 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Go with the full Jake Gyllenhaal
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/9/AAN5R1AADU_P.jpg
MYSYERIO FOREVER!

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HylianFox
06/11/22 2:51:30 AM
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ooh, or Chris Evans
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/3/AAN5R1AADU_T.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/4/AAN5R1AADU_U.jpg

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HylianFox
06/11/22 2:53:12 AM
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Maybe throw some Bradley Cooper in there?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/5/AAN5R1AADU_V.jpg

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HylianFox
06/11/22 3:04:00 AM
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Poorly posted...
MYSYERIO FOREVER!

https://i.imgur.com/7EieXdI.gif

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RealityDose
06/11/22 5:17:17 PM
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Why are those people all... groomed
That's not a beard they have
that's a well maintained and groomed beard

I want a beard damnit
like imagine if I didn't touch it for sex years and woke up
like that

yes sex years and not six

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YookaLaylee
06/11/22 5:19:58 PM
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RealityDose posted...
Why are those people all... groomed
That's not a beard they have
that's a well maintained and groomed beard

I want a beard damnit
like imagine if I didn't touch it for sex years and woke up
like that

yes sex years and not six

Youre trying to go for the Kratos look?

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HylianFox
06/11/22 5:31:33 PM
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RealityDose posted...
Why are those people all... groomed
That's not a beard they have
that's a well maintained and groomed beard

It's a real turn-on

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RealityDose
06/11/22 5:32:25 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...

Youre trying to go for the Kratos look?

Kratos is well groomed and had a wife and child so we know he at least did sex her once or was cucked but he still had a wife

HylianFox posted...


It's a real turn-on

See the problem is that I'm only here to turn myself on
and nobody else

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Xette33
06/11/22 5:34:07 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Go with the full Jake Gyllenhaal
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/9/AAN5R1AADU_P.jpg
Honestly one of my least favorite beards ever.

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Itachi157
06/11/22 5:53:28 PM
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I like having stubble/a very light beard but I'd probably never grow it out
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RealityDose
06/13/22 10:56:46 AM
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These are bad ideas
all of them are bad

Next you'll be suggesting to get a *checks notes* shower

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