Current Events > Gotta love the ginger ladies. They get you a job

(+) Yeah! (+)

>gets call from big booby recruity beauty
>offers me a job

And
and the most important thing is
it's a 8 minute walk from where I live

But wait my friends, there is more!
>email 3 other recruiters with what the package is, up the salary by 15k for the lulz to see what they counter offer with, if they can
https://i.imgur.com/1IyGW0l.png

And me later on because I was of course drunk for the interview

https://i.imgur.com/Jw2cOG7.gif

I still don't know what the fuck they want me to do. I know it's something to do with IT Infrastructure but I forget the entire interview.

She got them BIG OL BOOBIES

Also I'm tired and she is getting the 'contract' ready
I wonder what will happen when I wake up.

The only thing about your personal life that I believe is real is you being an alcoholic.

Alucard188 posted...

The only thing about your personal life that I believe is real is you being an alcoholic.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was a moderator's pimp hand.

How's the ass?

What really cemented this true story is the fact that it's as real as my love for you all

I hope you realise that there will come a day where you'll be mid-way through patronising an 18 year old about their network access, their corporate issued device or whatever and your own liver will leap up your oesophagus and start squelching its way towards the fire escape.

So...pics of the recruiter?

Strider102 posted...

So...pics of the recruiter?

I mean last time I jokingly offered to link a profile on linkedin if CE asked nicely I got a warning so...
despite the <sarcasm> tags used

Annnd two of them came back
one was 'we can't match that or come clcose to it but good luck in your new role' and the other was like 'they said you didn't have the 8 years experience in Windows Server 2019 so I'm unsure what they expected given it only came out a few years ago but luckily you have a job offer so not to worry'

So this is my attitude towards work:

https://i.imgur.com/UoYfWXs.png

>woke up drunk still (don't drink until 6am and have to get up at 8am)
>email the third recruiter retracting my application
>get a call immediately
>how much are they offering exactly? oh, we can't match that (I added in a total of 20k), I'll get onto HR right away and call you back
>calls back with, we can't do the extra 20k but we could do 10k and provide complete medical, dental (the fuck? we do that in Ireland?), pension contribution and phone/computer coverage if you choose to work from home. Also we can plan out a progression path into management for you.

Now I will wait for them to put that in writing and go back to the original recruiter and say the following:

https://i.imgur.com/F3CgsX3.gif