Torroises live mad fucking long

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Slayerblade11 06/06/22 10:27:39 PM #1:	I thought they could live to like a 100 years old or something like a human but apparently they live far longer than humans. Like 150+ years. The oldest living tortoise is at least 190. Bro was like 80 when the Titanic sunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxepfCZQG50 <cite>Slayerblade11 posted [p:965603877] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>I thought they could live to like a 100 years old or something like a human but apparently they live far longer than humans. Like 150+ years. The oldest living tortoise is at least 190. Bro was like 80 when the Titanic sunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxepfCZQG50 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 06/06/22 10:29:28 PM #2:	Yeah, Charles Darwin had one that just died like 15 years ago --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:965603936] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, Charles Darwin had one that just died like 15 years ago </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 06/06/22 10:44:03 PM #3:	Bowser: "I don't have to out-fight you, plumber. I just have to outlive you." <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:965604281] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Bowser: "I don't have to out-fight you, plumber. I just have to outlive you." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/06/22 10:45:41 PM #4:	Don't lobsters live longer than turtles? --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:965604312] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Don't lobsters live longer than turtles? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/06/22 10:47:12 PM #5:	Vicious_Dios posted... Don't lobsters live longer than turtles? Yep A lot of parrots can live to 70 years, but turtles/tortoises are among the few that break 100+ years. There legit may be a tortoise out there born in the 1800s. --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:965604345] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>Don't lobsters live longer than turtles?</quote>Yep A lot of parrots can live to 70 years, but turtles/tortoises are among the few that break 100+ years. There legit may be a tortoise out there born in the 1800s. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 06/06/22 10:49:05 PM #6:	There are sharks alive today that were born before the USA was a country. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:965604378] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>There are sharks alive today that were born before the USA was a country. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 06/07/22 1:39:47 AM #8:	If my turtles outlive me . I need to find a place for them to in my will. I have 200 K in saving ( I hope by time I die I have that much). With this money keep these turtles in this apartment complex that charges 500 a month. Feed them good lettuce..not none of that iceburg shit. --- To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships. W.E.B. Du Bois <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:965607295] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>If my turtles outlive me . I need to find a place for them to in my will. I have 200 K in saving ( I hope by time I die I have that much). With this money keep these turtles in this apartment complex that charges 500 a month. Feed them good lettuce..not none of that iceburg shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 06/07/22 9:16:58 AM #9:	cjsdowg posted... If my turtles outlive me . I need to find a place for them to in my will. I have 200 K in saving ( I hope by time I die I have that much). With this money keep these turtles in this apartment complex that charges 500 a month. Feed them good lettuce..not none of that iceburg shit. Ooh what kind of turtles do you have? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:965611831] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>cjsdowg posted... </cite> <quote>If my turtles outlive me . I need to find a place for them to in my will. I have 200 K in saving ( I hope by time I die I have that much). With this money keep these turtles in this apartment complex that charges 500 a month. Feed them good lettuce..not none of that iceburg shit.</quote> Ooh what kind of turtles do you have? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/07/22 9:23:07 AM #10:	Vicious_Dios posted... Don't lobsters live longer than turtles? No they can live up to like 70ish years Tortoises can live over 200+ sometimes --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:965611946] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>Don't lobsters live longer than turtles?</quote>No they can live up to like 70ish years Tortoises can live over 200+ sometimes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 06/07/22 9:25:01 AM #11:	Whales live pretty long too. There are whales with scars from 19th century whalers swimming about. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:965611968] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Whales live pretty long too. There are whales with scars from 19th century whalers swimming about. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/07/22 9:27:08 AM #12:	There's 500 year old sharks --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:965612006] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>There's 500 year old sharks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterPengy 06/07/22 9:35:49 AM #13:	Per Google: The Greenland shark has the longest known life span of all vertebrates, estimated to be between 300 and 500 years --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther <cite>MisterPengy posted [p:965612175] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Per Google: <quote>The Greenland shark has the longest known life span of all vertebrates, estimated to be between 300 and 500 years</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElleRagu 06/07/22 9:37:22 AM #14:	the idea of a shark being five centuries old is absolutely insane --- MARTIAL ARTS LANGUAGE COMMENCES <cite>ElleRagu posted [p:965612196] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>the idea of a shark being five centuries old is absolutely insane </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 06/07/22 9:39:53 AM #15:	I went to the 168th birthday celebration of a tortoise in a village in Japan. The residents held a tea ceremony for him and the mayor placed a garland of flowers on his shell. Apparently, the mayor's great great grandfather, who was also mayor, did the same thing in the 19th century. Might have been bs for tourists, but it's definitely possible. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:965612235] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>I went to the 168th birthday celebration of a tortoise in a village in Japan. The residents held a tea ceremony for him and the mayor placed a garland of flowers on his shell. Apparently, the mayor's great great grandfather, who was also mayor, did the same thing in the 19th century. Might have been bs for tourists, but it's definitely possible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayerblade11 06/07/22 10:17:34 AM #16:	Tyranthraxus posted... There's 500 year old sharks ElleRagu posted... the idea of a shark being five centuries old is absolutely insane Yeah but it can't breathe on land and you can't pet it <cite>Slayerblade11 posted [p:965612866] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>There's 500 year old sharks</quote> ElleRagu posted... </cite> <quote>the idea of a shark being five centuries old is absolutely insane</quote> Yeah but it can't breathe on land and you can't pet it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/07/22 10:25:33 AM #17:	I wanna live as long as them but apparently the males on my dad's side tend to die around the age of 50 to 60 due to heart failure related stuff. This news has shattered my dreams --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:965613030] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>I wanna live as long as them but apparently the males on my dad's side tend to die around the age of 50 to 60 due to heart failure related stuff. This news has shattered my dreams </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 06/07/22 10:27:47 AM #18:	Ruvan22 posted... Ooh what kind of turtles do you have? A false Map turtle. A Red eared Slider A Pink Belly Slider.. He looks like this. ( they are not from around here) Not a picture of my guy. My guy is fat. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/7/AABqjYAADUD1.jpg And a baby turtle that I can't ID. --- To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships. W.E.B. Du Bois <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:965613078] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite> <quote> Ooh what kind of turtles do you have?</quote> A false Map turtle. A Red eared Slider A Pink Belly Slider.. He looks like this. ( they are not from around here) Not a picture of my guy. My guy is fat. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/7/AABqjYAADUD1.jpg And a baby turtle that I can't ID. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/07/22 11:41:04 AM #19:	Slayerblade11 posted... Yeah but it can't breathe on land and you can't pet it You can totally pet sharks. Just not on land. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:965614658] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Slayerblade11 posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah but it can't breathe on land and you can't pet it</quote> You can totally pet sharks. Just not on land. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 06/07/22 1:38:48 PM #20:	cjsdowg posted... A false Map turtle. A Red eared Slider A Pink Belly Slider.. He looks like this. ( they are not from around here) Not a picture of my guy. My guy is fat. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/7/AABqjYAADUD1.jpg And a baby turtle that I can't ID. Aww I'm requesting the turtle tax! <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:965617573] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>cjsdowg posted... </cite> <quote>A false Map turtle. A Red eared Slider A Pink Belly Slider.. He looks like this. ( they are not from around here) Not a picture of my guy. My guy is fat. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/7/AABqjYAADUD1.jpg And a baby turtle that I can't ID.</quote> Aww I'm requesting the turtle tax! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 06/07/22 1:39:13 PM #21:	Xavier_On_High posted... I went to the 168th birthday celebration of a tortoise in a village in Japan. The residents held a tea ceremony for him and the mayor placed a garland of flowers on his shell. Apparently, the mayor's great great grandfather, who was also mayor, did the same thing in the 19th century. Might have been bs for tourists, but it's definitely possible. Was the tortoise just like.. free wandering around the village? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:965617583] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Xavier_On_High posted... </cite> <quote>I went to the 168th birthday celebration of a tortoise in a village in Japan. The residents held a tea ceremony for him and the mayor placed a garland of flowers on his shell. Apparently, the mayor's great great grandfather, who was also mayor, did the same thing in the 19th century. Might have been bs for tourists, but it's definitely possible.</quote> Was the tortoise just like.. free wandering around the village? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 06/07/22 3:20:21 PM #22:	Ruvan22 posted... Was the tortoise just like.. free wandering around the village? Nah it was a family pet. As far as I know they kept it in their garden and brought it into town for its birthday. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:965620187] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite> <quote>Was the tortoise just like.. free wandering around the village?</quote> Nah it was a family pet. As far as I know they kept it in their garden and brought it into town for its birthday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 06/07/22 4:00:34 PM #23:	Xavier_On_High posted... Nah it was a family pet. As far as I know they kept it in their garden and brought it into town for its birthday. Wow cool - how'd he react to getting wreathed? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:965621114] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>Xavier_On_High posted... </cite> <quote>Nah it was a family pet. As far as I know they kept it in their garden and brought it into town for its birthday.</quote> Wow cool - how'd he react to getting wreathed? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 06/07/22 4:55:03 PM #24:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/2/AAZ4uYAADTP4.png --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:965622362] in TIL: Turtl... [t:80047879]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/2/AAZ4uYAADTP4.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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