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pinky0926
06/06/22 6:51:55 AM
#1:


What would be an accessible analogy for what I'm going through now

User: My chair isn't working
Me: Ah ok, what's wrong with it?
User: Well I can't sit on it.
Me: Ok, can you give me details on why - is a leg missing, is there a pin on the seat, is it falling apart?
User: I can't find it
Me: You...can't find it?
User: Yeah, it's missing.
Me: Ok, did anything happen in the past couple of days that could affect that?
User: Well, the building burned down.
Me: It...burned down? So there is no building? Where are you?
User: I'm at home in bed. There's no lever on my bed to raise the chair up and down though, can you fix it? Also I don't own a chair. Can you fix my chair?

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DespondentDeity
06/06/22 6:59:19 AM
#2:


Did you try sitting in the chair?
No, it doesnt look comfortable.

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SDBZ
06/06/22 7:00:48 AM
#3:


User doesn't sound right in the head

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Shotgunnova
06/06/22 7:03:03 AM
#4:


Have you tried swivelling it off and on again?

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