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Bio1590 06/04/22 12:55:02 AM #1: |
The story is pants-on-head stupid and doesn't even make sense half the time plus some of the acting/line delivery is just atrocious. --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 06/04/22 1:05:13 AM #4: |
JHBPhD posted...
It really doesn't >_> --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VitalGetPrank 06/04/22 2:57:06 AM #5: |
The Grindelwald stuff could have been really good on its own but they had to shove it in with this Fantastic Beats bullshit and ruin it completely. If I ever meet the guy responsible for that decision I'm castrating him. --- https://cdn.tuckbot.tv/jch13o.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 06/04/22 3:12:13 AM #7: |
VitalGetPrank posted... The Grindelwald stuff could have been really good on its own but they had to shove it in with this Fantastic Beats bullshit and ruin it completely. If I ever meet the guy responsible for that decision I'm castrating him.Now thats just an overreaction ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deoxxys 06/04/22 3:14:48 AM #8: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] has this been edited lol? --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saspa 06/04/22 4:58:07 AM #9: |
I mean... all of the harry potter movies are terrible save for the first 2. I did wonder how the beasts movies made so much when they didn't have the words "harry potter" in the title. Heck I used to be a live-hard harry potter books fan and even I never even read fantastic beasts or the secrets of quidditch books, although at one point I wanted to --- http://i.imgur.com/0UFI0T9.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teep_ 06/04/22 5:02:33 AM #10: |
saspa posted... I mean... all of the harry potter movies are terrible save for the first 2.The third Harry potter film is the best one, so... --- A shepherd dressed in his Sunday finest still reeks of lamb! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 06/04/22 5:08:19 AM #11: |
"secrets of dumbledore" is such a bad title --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 06/04/22 5:15:47 AM #12: |
teep_ posted... The third Harry potter film is the best one, so...Yup --- You will find me if you want me in the garden Unless it's pouring down with rain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 06/04/22 5:17:50 AM #13: |
ultimate reaver posted... "secrets of dumbledore" is such a bad titleIt'll inspire a trend of similarly titled movies "Return of Secrets" "Secrets of Han Solo" "Secrets of Bloodborne" "Secrets of Zelda" "Secrets of the Abyss" Etc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 06/04/22 5:29:53 AM #14: |
teep_ posted... The third Harry potter film is the best one, so...https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/0/AASfTXAADTQA.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saspa 06/04/22 5:35:26 AM #15: |
Nerd rage... rising... The movie literally starts with harry doing magic outside of school, which was already established as a no-no plot point in the movies themselves beforehand. Incidentally it also ends in a similar dumb way, a freeze frame of HP's face riding the firebolt wtf. I remember walking out of the theater fuming at HP's dumb face XD Edit post above me knows what's up --- http://i.imgur.com/0UFI0T9.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 06/04/22 6:27:39 AM #16: |
The only Harry Potter movie I like is the second one. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tri sapphire 06/04/22 6:41:45 AM #17: |
teep_ posted... The third Harry potter film is the best one, so...That's just a slight vestige of the second best novel filtering into the adaptation. --- "If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed...I must simply laugh!!."- Magus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saspa 06/04/22 6:48:39 AM #18: |
ultimate reaver posted... "secrets of dumbledore" is such a bad title Perhaps they intended it to be secretions of dumbledore? --- http://i.imgur.com/0UFI0T9.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 06/04/22 6:59:25 AM #19: |
Kami_no_Kami posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/0/AASfTXAADTQA.jpgIt's such an utterly bizarre way to end the movie --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cobra1010 06/04/22 7:08:52 AM #20: |
JK rowling is a hack. She had some great ideas building the harry potter world but once you try to have everything make sense and be logical for actual story telling, a lot of stuff is bullshit. Best example is quidditch games only ends when the snitch is caught thus one of the games lasting 3 months long. And spells like repairo and the cleaning spells shouldnt exist. --- Rule #17: Don't be a Hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocDelicious 06/04/22 7:12:26 AM #21: |
Fantastic Beasts would have been so much better as a mockumentary. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 06/04/22 8:00:39 AM #22: |
Sadly I agree TC. I really wanted to like it bc I love the franchise and honestly I thought Crimes of Grindelwald was ok, but this 3rd one was moronic. The plot itself was dumb, but also it just seemingly ignored all the build up from the second one. The cast was good though. Jacob and Lally really shine for me. That said Prisoner of Azkaban was definitely the worst of the main 8 movies. People have a hard on for Alfonso Cuaron, and he has some great stuff, but he was really the wrong choice for a HP movie. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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saspa 06/04/22 8:05:56 AM #23: |
The real weird thing is that his good movies... didn't come out until after he made that pos movie. Or at least his more famous good ones. I don't know if his old stuff is any good I just watched Children of Men which I actually really liked, and Gravity which I liked. Both came out after hp 3. --- http://i.imgur.com/0UFI0T9.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 06/04/22 8:26:15 AM #24: |
I'm Grindelwald, savvy? --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 06/04/22 8:38:03 AM #25: |
The third one is straight forward and simple but does it in a super awkward way. It literally takes any confusing plot lines from previous movies and says "oh, that wasn't true" and dumps them just to have resolution. Then we get a pretty straightforward almost kids movie about Newt on his quest to stop fascist wizards. Which, considering he's such a major player is odd that he's never mentioned in Harry's time. I'm glad they mostly tied up everything. The series can end. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 06/04/22 6:23:18 PM #26: |
I tried to finish the movie today but still couldn't bring myself to do it >_> I just can't believe "btw we're going to randomly clear Grindelwald of all his crimes and let him run in this election that's conveniently happening" is a real plot point. --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 06/04/22 6:26:09 PM #27: |
Bio1590 posted... I tried to finish the movie today but still couldn't bring myself to do it >_>If the Crimes of Grindelwald are erased in The Secrets of Dumbledore, then one logically expects The Secrets of Dumbledore to be erased by the next Nouns of ProperNoun --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mibahlzitch 06/04/22 6:26:45 PM #28: |
Bio1590 posted... I tried to finish the movie today but still couldn't bring myself to do it >_>I mean,they're going to let Trump run for president again in real life. --- It's all true. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 06/04/22 6:27:08 PM #29: |
DrizztLink posted...
Fantastics Beasts: The Ship of Theseus! --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 06/04/22 6:29:01 PM #30: |
Mibahlzitch posted...
This is literal Wizard Hitler being allowed to run as a candidate for the head of an organization that's essentially the Wizards' United Nations --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MistyFan462 06/04/22 6:43:33 PM #32: |
What're the secrets? --- http://error1355.com/ce/MistyFan462.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cousinvini 06/04/22 6:44:05 PM #33: |
It was a good thing I've only ever watched the first movie then --- "Society" - The Joker. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 06/04/22 6:48:23 PM #34: |
They keep calling it an election, but there's not really much voting is there. Magical air bud just sorta picks who it wants. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bio1590 06/04/22 7:08:54 PM #35: |
cousinvini posted... It was a good thing I've only ever watched the first movie then I mean the second movie isn't great but it's at least serviceable. I don't understand how this movie is a 6.3 on IMDB, that's not even a full star lower than the first one. --- https://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/S1m3po4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7fCcfko.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garlands_Soul 06/04/22 7:13:10 PM #36: |
I still can't get over the dumbass wizard names like fucking Dumbledore? Really? He sounds like a dumb oaf. Grindelwald sounds like some shit I'd see in an mlm candle shop --- "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AngelsNAirwav3s 06/04/22 7:21:19 PM #38: |
Crimes of Grindlewald I at least thought in book form it might have worked as a good story, but was hot garbage as a movie. Is Secrets of Dumbledore the same? --- Hello world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garlands_Soul 06/04/22 7:21:37 PM #39: |
They literally have a guy named hagrid that is haggard --- "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 06/04/22 7:23:59 PM #40: |
AngelsNAirwav3s posted... Crimes of Grindlewald I at least thought in book form it might have worked as a good story, but was hot garbage as a movie.I thought Veined was a mess but there were some twisted and surprises and stuff that made me interested for the sequel. Secrets of D basically ignores the unresolved plot lines in Crimes and tells a very simple straightforward story about a big dumb election --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 06/04/22 7:28:14 PM #41: |
Bio1590 posted... This is literal Wizard Hitler being allowed to run as a candidate for the head of an organization that's essentially the Wizards' United Nationshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/9/AAEv3mAADTZh.jpg I mean, you aren't wrong with your description of Grindlewald... --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 06/04/22 7:28:41 PM #42: |
I liked it better than the last one but mainly cause all the Dumbledore stuff its like Attack of the Clones mostly being garbage but all the Obi-Wan stuff was awesome --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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