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CryoForceOmelet
06/03/22 8:17:58 PM
#1:


Who wins


Yes, Batman has time to plan.

But remember Ryu has been 'planning' for any fight his whole life

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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/22 8:27:11 PM
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In a staight up fair fight I'd go with Ryu. They never pretend he's the best martial artist in his universe but he's clearly faster and stronger to super human levels. I only give Ryu an edge though

But if batman can use his toys and stealth tactics. Batman easily.

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FortuneCookie
06/03/22 8:28:33 PM
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The one with plot armor, obviously.

If Marvel ever purchases DC, the one consolation of Disney's monopoly will be that Batman will actually lose a fight without excuses.
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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/22 8:31:01 PM
#4:


FortuneCookie posted...
The one with plot armor, obviously.

If Marvel ever purchases DC, the one consolation of Disney's monopoly will be that Batman will actually lose a fight without excuses.

Yeah I could see them making him lose a lot just to be petty. Kinda like DC buying superman knock offs. Makes one a superman fan boy (shazam) and another they retcon his orgin story to be he was a scientific attempt at making a superman (apollo)

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ellis123
06/03/22 8:31:09 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The one with plot armor, obviously.

If Marvel ever purchases DC, the one consolation of Disney's monopoly will be that Batman will actually lose a fight without excuses.
Batman has lost a *lot* of fights. He just mostly wins wars.

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Lokison
06/03/22 8:52:48 PM
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Batman. With time to plan against Ryu, he'd come up with plenty of ways to take him out.

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CryoForceOmelet
06/03/22 8:55:18 PM
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I shouldn't have worded it that way, I meant this to still be a "street fight" not "Batman can run him over with the batmobile"

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blazer4lyfe
06/03/22 8:58:12 PM
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This is stupid. The guy with a billion dollar backing amd gadgets out the wazoo with time to plan vs. A guy who is slightly above superhuman physical prowess and a elite martial artist.

Obviously batman. Should have made it no prep time and he only gets his standard load out.

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ElleRagu
06/03/22 9:01:42 PM
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batman with time to plan is a meme and walking plot armour

he beats everything

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ViewtifulJoe
06/03/22 9:02:03 PM
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Batman nonlethal takes him down, Ryu gets up and goes "Gee whiz I sure am looking forward to getting stronger and trying again.
Ryu doesn't mind losing because in the fight he resisted the temptation of the satsui no hado and lost with dignity or something.

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Umbreon
06/03/22 9:02:11 PM
#11:


CryoForceOmelet posted...
Yes, Batman has time to plan.

Batman

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Ratchetrockon
06/03/22 9:05:39 PM
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I think ryu wins in a regular street fight. He should be at least as strong as bane but much faster.

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Number090684
06/03/22 9:08:13 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
In a staight up fair fight I'd go with Ryu. They never pretend he's the best martial artist in his universe but he's clearly faster and stronger to super human levels. I only give Ryu an edge though

But if batman can use his toys and stealth tactics. Batman easily.

I agree with this. In a straight up fight Ryu could take Batman, but he may need to stop holding back and maybe use the Mu No Hado or Satsui No Hado to do it. With gadgets Batman of course has the advantage though. Ryu has greater strength feats and access to Ki attacks and when using the Mu No Hado or Satsui No Hado his feats are easily superhuman level, but compared to regular Ryu, Batman is more experienced, cunning and probably a bit more agile. But Batman has lost to lesser fighters in terms of strength, speed and skill before which leads me to believe that Ryu has a good chance of winning in a straight up fight.
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FortuneCookie
06/03/22 9:10:34 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Yeah I could see them making him lose a lot just to be petty. Kinda like DC buying superman knock offs. Makes one a superman fan boy (shazam) and another they retcon his orgin story to be he was a scientific attempt at making a superman (apollo)

It wouldn't have to be petty. Pretty much all of the Marvel heavy hitters have lost fair fights to villains or other heroes. Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, Spider-Man, Captain America, etc.

In the movies, at least.
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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/22 9:18:29 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
It wouldn't have to be petty. Pretty much all of the Marvel heavy hitters have lost fair fights to villains or other heroes. Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, Spider-Man, Captain America, etc.

In the movies, at least.

Batman loses too sometimes. He just always comes back later and wins.

Nah I'm saying they'd have some their characters slap him around and make him look weak

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ellis123
06/03/22 9:32:39 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Batman loses too sometimes. He just always comes back later and wins.

Nah I'm saying they'd have some their characters slap him around and make him look weak
They've done that as well. Heck, Batman has "officially" lost to the Predator (and in an almost pathetic showing from Batman) in that cross-over and has never had another one afterwards (hence the "officially").

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Kim_Seong-a
06/03/22 10:08:40 PM
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Ryu stomps. Nobody remembers what Batman "with time to plan" actually means, so here's a breakdown.

Batman is told he'll be fighting Ryu in a week, and begins preparing for the fight. He researches chi and killing intent and he even defeats shen long so he'll stand a chance.

Then, on the night before the big fight, some motherfucker hacks the Bat Cave computers and steals all of Batman's data on Ryu, and now all the sudden every random goon and mook in the city is throwing spin-kicks at the Gotham PD. Cars at the Gotham docks are getting obliterated. The entire world is beginning to degenerate into a no-holds-barred street fighting massacre and it's all Batman's fault, so he cries to the Justice League who are like "Goddammit Bruce you're 30 years old learn how to use a mother fucking firewall you tech-illiterate asshole"

So while Batman has been run ragged physically and mentally, Ryu has just been chilling on some random Pagoda rooftop and the fight starts and Batman gets murked by the first Hadoken. Game over.

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Lokison
06/03/22 10:12:19 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Ryu stomps. Nobody remembers what Batman "with time to plan" actually means, so here's a breakdown.

Batman is told he'll be fighting Ryu in a week, and begins preparing for the fight. He researches chi and killing intent and he even defeats shen long so he'll stand a chance.

Then, on the night before the big fight, some motherfucker hacks the Bat Cave computers and steals all of Batman's data on Ryu, and now all the sudden every random goon and mook in the city is throwing spin-kicks at the Gotham PD. Cars at the Gotham docks are getting obliterated. The entire world is beginning to degenerate into a no-holds-barred street fighting massacre and it's all Batman's fault, so he cries to the Justice League who are like "Goddammit Bruce you're 30 years old learn how to use a mother fucking firewall you tech-illiterate asshole"

So while Batman has been run ragged physically and mentally, Ryu has just been chilling on some random Pagoda rooftop and the fight starts and Batman gets murked by the first Hadoken. Game over.
...that's a terrible take and definitely not how it usually goes.

Kudos for typing all that out though.

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Kim_Seong-a
06/03/22 10:19:05 PM
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Lokison posted...
...that's a terrible take and definitely not how it usually goes.


Tower of Babel? Batman gets hacked, shit gets fucked up.

Infinite Crisis? His brother eye satellite shit gets stolen, shit gets fucked up.

War Games? His master anti-crime plan gets stolen, shit gets fucked up.

Keeps a Kryptonite ring just in case Superman goes rogue? He breaks every bone in his hand and only survives because Superman is actively fighting against brainwashing so he doesn't turn his best friend into paste.

Batman sucks lmao

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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/22 10:44:36 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Tower of Babel? Batman gets hacked, shit gets fucked up.

Infinite Crisis? His brother eye satellite shit gets stolen, shit gets fucked up.

War Games? His master anti-crime plan gets stolen, shit gets fucked up.

Keeps a Kryptonite ring just in case Superman goes rogue? He breaks every bone in his hand and only survives because Superman is actively fighting against brainwashing so he doesn't turn his best friend into paste.

Batman sucks lmao

You forgot doom. Mirror master hitches a ride into the bat cave via his rear view mirror and steals batmans contingency plans for if the league goes evil. Straight off the bat computer. So like no passwords or anything?

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RetsuZaiZen
06/03/22 10:49:37 PM
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These somehow always turn into Batman hate circlejerks.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/22 10:51:36 PM
#23:


RetsuZaiZen posted...
These somehow always turn into Batman hate circlejerks.

I like batman. But because I like him I point out he isn't as infallible as people act like they hate him for.

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A_Good_Boy
06/03/22 10:54:00 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
You forgot doom. Mirror master hitches a ride into the bat cave via his rear view mirror and straps batmans contingency plans for if the league goes evil. Straight off the bat computer. So like no passwords or anything?
You guys forget his successful plan to fight Superman in The Dark Knight Returns where Superman was trying everything he could do to talk Batman down from a fight to the death and despite holding back as much as he could Batman needed to fake his own death anyways just to prevent Superman from murdering him.

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008Zulu
06/03/22 11:16:05 PM
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Ryu. He is faster and stronger than Batman. Plus, fireballs. Ryu can always go full Satsui no Hadou if Batman somehow pulls any tricks out of his ass.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/22 11:17:43 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
You guys forget his successful plan to fight Superman in The Dark Knight Returns where Superman was trying everything he could do to talk Batman down from a fight to the death and despite holding back as much as he could Batman needed to fake his own death anyways just to prevent Superman from murdering him.

Uhh. He had superman dead to rights when he faked his death. Iirc he ended the fight with saying pretty much he wanted to prove he could and wanted superman to know he could be taken down by a mere human. Super man was already fighting in a weakened state from the start of the fight but bats was old and injured himself. Only part I can nitpick is he had help from green arrow.

It also seemed he faked his death so he cloud slip off the radar and him operate fully from the shadows.

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CryoForceOmelet
06/03/22 11:19:32 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
nd wanted superman to know he could be taken down by a mere human.
isnt that the point of lex luthor

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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/22 11:21:29 PM
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CryoForceOmelet posted...
isnt that the point of lex luthor

Sorta but from a different mindset. Lex is envious. Batman is paranoid.

Also lex fails with far better tech

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A_Good_Boy
06/03/22 11:31:58 PM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
Uhh. He had superman dead to rights when he faked his death.
Cause he spent the whole fight essentially allowing him to. Batman was fighting for his life while Superman was fighting for Batman's survival. He didn't want to kill Bruce but Batman would have rather have died than to surrender to the federal government, so Superman was reluctantly beating his ass all the while begging Bruce to surrender.

Even then Bruce knew his only real shot of getting out of that fight was to pretend to die. Bruce could talk all the shit he wanted but he knew if that battle went on any longer that fight wasn't gonna be his.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/22 11:42:35 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Cause he spent the whole fight essentially allowing him to. Batman was fighting for his life while Superman was fighting for Batman's survival. He didn't want to kill Bruce but Batman would have rather have died than to surrender to the federal government, so Superman was reluctantly beating his ass all the while begging Bruce to surrender.

Even then Bruce knew his only real shot of getting out of that fight was to pretend to die. Bruce could talk all the shit he wanted but he knew if that battle went on any longer that fight wasn't gonna be his.

I agree superman holds back but that's a personality flaw of his. Batman could have killed superman right after the kryptonite arrow did it's thing.

Batman holds back too. With his wealth and technology he coulda made sure that superman died. Using green arrow proves he'll play dirty.

Yes again superman holds back. Don't you think bats knows that and uses it to his advantage? When superman is brainwashed possessed or whatever Batman takes far less chances. I'm very sure Batman considers their personality traits and morals alongside their physical prowess when deciding how to deal with them

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A_Good_Boy
06/04/22 12:00:05 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
I agree superman holds back but that's a personality flaw of his. Batman could have killed superman right after the kryptonite arrow did it's thing.

Batman holds back too. With his wealth and technology he coulda made sure that superman died. Using green arrow proves he'll play dirty.

Yes again superman holds back. Don't you think bats knows that and uses it to his advantage? When superman is brainwashed possessed or whatever Batman takes far less chances. I'm very sure Batman considers their personality traits and morals alongside their physical prowess when deciding how to deal with them
Sure he might have planned for it, but his win condition was faking his own death because he knew despite Superman being weakened by a nuke, holding back as much as possible, and poisoned by kryptonite that the only way he was walking away was by essentially forfeiting.

That's not a win, that's minimilizing losses. Sure you can say that his plan went off successfully but that's quite a different thing from saying he won that fight. Winners don't need to dig themselves out of their own graves while the loser "grieves" his dead body and voluntarily chooses to walk away.

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GS4Life
06/04/22 12:10:40 AM
#32:


blazer4lyfe posted...
This is stupid. The guy with a billion dollar backing amd gadgets out the wazoo with time to plan vs. A guy who is slightly above superhuman physical prowess and a elite martial artist.

Obviously batman. Should have made it no prep time and he only gets his standard load out.
Slightly above human level?

In one of the Alpha games Ryu was on an island that Akuma destroys and survived with no visible damage

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Sufferedphoneix
06/04/22 6:14:20 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Sure he might have planned for it, but his win condition was faking his own death because he knew despite Superman being weakened by a nuke, holding back as much as possible, and poisoned by kryptonite that the only way he was walking away was by essentially forfeiting.

That's not a win, that's minimilizing losses. Sure you can say that his plan went off successfully but that's quite a different thing from saying he won that fight. Winners don't need to dig themselves out of their own graves while the loser "grieves" his dead body and voluntarily chooses to walk away.

No he didnr wanna kill him. He coulda killed him. Wanted to prove he could but poking the bear and being like "haha totally coulda killed you." Isn't a good plan.

The fake death is really more so he could operate from the shadows while everyone thought he was dead. Superman smiling at hearing his heartbeat shows this. If superman cared enough he woulda ripped his ass out of the ground. And batman knew superman could hear that good. But batman knew superman didnt care that much he was just doing as told. With his fake death superman was off the hook on eliminating him and bats could keep doing what he does just more secretively

So yeah all it was was a big spectacle so both got what they wanted. Batmans ego just wouldn't allow him to lose. If he was gonna go down it was gonna be by his choosing on how.

Batman vs superman is a different story. Batman got lucky. Superman already killed once and the two wherent friends yet. Batman took a gamble and got lucky.

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The_Korey
06/04/22 6:22:12 AM
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CryoForceOmelet posted...
Yes, Batman has time to plan.

Match over.

But remember Ryu has been 'planning' for any fight his whole life

Ryu with time to plan is more or less as intimidating as Green Lantern in sunlight. It not bad/useless, per say, but in the same vein that sunlight makes a dramatic difference in what Superman kan do, "Time to plan" and the amount of it make the dramatic difference in what Batman kan do.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/04/22 6:24:02 AM
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GS4Life posted...
Slightly above human level?

In one of the Alpha games Ryu was on an island that Akuma destroys and survived with no visible damage

Strength and speed wise. Sf 3 shows him struggling bit lifting a Boulder maybe 3 times his own body size. Sf 3 also has him being able to parry all of Chun lis super which is pretty fast.

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Ratchetrockon
06/04/22 8:18:45 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/6/AAZsuhAADTQ4.jpg

How much would this boulder weigh?

Here is what 733 pound stone lift look like btw for reference

https://youtu.be/dbxMICf5Z1U
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/8/AAZsuhAADTQ6.jpg

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Sufferedphoneix
06/04/22 8:22:45 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/6/AAZsuhAADTQ4.jpg

How much would this boulder weigh?

Here is what 733 pound stone lift look like btw for reference

https://youtu.be/dbxMICf5Z1U
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/8/AAZsuhAADTQ6.jpg
So the Boulder I mentioned was bigger than I remembered

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blazer4lyfe
06/04/22 5:57:39 PM
#39:


GS4Life posted...
Slightly above human level?

In one of the Alpha games Ryu was on an island that Akuma destroys and survived with no visible damage
Can you at least quote me properly?

Like huh? It's literally right there clear as day for you to read.

I clearly posted...

"A guy who is slightly above superhuman physical prowess and a elite martial artist."

There is a difference between "human" and "superhuman".


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