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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 5:27:50 AM
#1:


The bears can smell the menstruation!

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MasterofChaos
06/02/22 5:31:55 AM
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Google Says That There Is No Evidence Proving This

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Slayer_22
06/02/22 5:32:06 AM
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I thought that was sharks.

Maybe you're thinking of sea bears?

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 5:33:11 AM
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I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!

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MasterofChaos
06/02/22 5:33:33 AM
#5:


Wow That Escalated Quickly

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 5:34:30 AM
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It smells like Bigfoot's dick!

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The_Creep_2020
06/02/22 5:35:33 AM
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Actually, Im not even mad. Thats amazing.

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 5:39:19 AM
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Don't act like you're not impressed!

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 5:42:06 AM
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They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

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Kim_Seong-a
06/02/22 5:46:17 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

This is the only quote I know from that movie lol

That and "Milk was a bad choice"

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Lukey_Bug
06/02/22 5:48:38 AM
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Works 60% of the time 100% of the time.

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 5:58:24 AM
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My youngest son was on something called "acid" and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd. You know how kids are.

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 1:45:58 PM
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Why can't I be lead anchor? Because I have breasts!? Exquisite breasts!?

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Heartomaton
06/02/22 1:48:55 PM
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Where'd you get those clothes? The... toilet... store...?

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MC_BatCommander
06/02/22 1:51:35 PM
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You woke the bears why did you do that?!

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masterpug53
06/02/22 1:52:07 PM
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What, you guys just gonna stand there the whole time? Even the guy who can't THINK said something!!

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 1:52:09 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
You woke the bears why did you do that?!
I immediately regret this decision!

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MistyFan462
06/02/22 1:54:28 PM
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I thought it was beavers
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MC_BatCommander
06/02/22 1:55:16 PM
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Where'd you get those clothes, at the toilet store?

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Irony
06/02/22 1:55:39 PM
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Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 1:57:38 PM
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I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party!

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masterpug53
06/02/22 1:59:30 PM
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Garth, if I gave you some money out of my pocket, would that make you feel any better?

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Heartomaton
06/02/22 1:59:37 PM
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Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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Zodd3224
06/02/22 2:00:32 PM
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My wife is on her period currently, I'll advise her to keep her head on a swivel the next few days.

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 2:04:19 PM
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I don't think anyone knows what San Diego means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

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bigtiggie23
06/02/22 2:05:15 PM
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Wasn't the first time that happened to Christina Applegate. There was an early episode of Married with Children where everyone went camping and Peg, Kelly, and Marcy got their periods at the same time. Steve told Al that would attract a bear (it did).

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NeonOctopus
06/02/22 2:07:31 PM
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I believe Diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

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