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guydude21
05/27/22 6:06:41 PM
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In the prison scenario, you have a life sentence and are going to die there, but you are respected and treated well amongst the prison populace. The guards may be rude to you, but for the most part won't do anything that would risk giving you a heart attack. Your friends and family may visit occassionally, but will express disapproval for what you did to get there in one way or another.

In the retirement home, the staff has little respect for you and constantly verbally abuse you, despite still carrying out their basic duties. As everyone around you is also old, you probably all hate each other too. You also have a strained relationship with your family for dumping you there against your will.

In both scenarios, you are a decaying creature with most of your bodily functions impaired. The staff of both facilities will try to prevent your escape, but you could more easily escape from the prison than the retirement home due to the support of fellow inmates and more resources

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DrizztLink
05/27/22 6:08:02 PM
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So I can either go to imaginary fantasy prison or 95% of retirement homes.

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FF_Redux
05/27/22 6:09:21 PM
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In Sweden a prison would be better care

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guydude21
05/27/22 7:46:37 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
So I can either go to imaginary fantasy prison or 95% of retirement homes.
He doesn't know there are multiple prisons in the world

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wackyteen
05/27/22 7:47:21 PM
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Leave me in the care of the government

I'd have already spent my life under their care so...

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toreysback
05/27/22 7:58:34 PM
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as long as i was healthy enough to do basic self care, i would be ok in either place. once i lost my self-caring ability, no place would be any good

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LinkPizza
05/27/22 8:00:22 PM
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Don't old people in retirement homes fuck each other constantly?

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wackyteen
05/27/22 8:01:47 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Don't old people in retirement homes fuck each other constantly?
That's what the song Boombox taught me

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KStateKing17
05/27/22 8:04:12 PM
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Neither. I'd rather die

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