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Patty_Fleur
05/23/22 7:05:27 PM
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His costume looks awful and his power is screaming? He doesn't seem like a real character, it's so bad.
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wackyteen
05/23/22 7:06:10 PM
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So, he's Goku?

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DrizztLink
05/23/22 7:08:56 PM
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He also can only communicate with his wife in some psuedo-psychic facial expression way.

Because the king of the Eternals or Immortals or Interiors or whichever fucking C team society isn't smart enough to just learn sign language.

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s0nicfan
05/23/22 7:10:33 PM
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Black bolt serves an extremely important purpose in the Marvel universe: jobbing to whatever big bad threat is the cause for the latest crossover event so that everyone can be so impressed that the bad guy tanked a yell from Black Bolt.

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Wedge Antilles
05/23/22 7:13:36 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Black bolt serves an extremely important purpose in the Marvel universe: jobbing to whatever big bad threat is the cause for the latest crossover event so that everyone can be so impressed that the bad guy tanked a yell from Black Bolt.

Ah, the Worf Effect.

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Trickfinger
05/23/22 7:13:53 PM
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Sigh, casual fans.

Shut the fuck up.

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Darkprince35
05/23/22 7:16:19 PM
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If you ever read Death of the Inhumans, hes bad ass
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CableZL
05/23/22 7:17:59 PM
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I watched a video that summarized his character and that was the basic summary: Black Bolt sucks

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AngelsNAirwav3s
05/23/22 7:21:27 PM
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I forgot, how do Inhumans fit in with Mutants/Eternals/Deviants/Humanity again?

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s0nicfan
05/23/22 7:42:58 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
I forgot, how do Inhumans fit in with Mutants/Eternals/Deviants/Humanity again?

They're like mutants only instead of developing their powers due to puberty a magic cloud washes over them and turns on their powers.

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Zodd3224
05/23/22 7:56:19 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
Sigh, casual fans.

Shut the fuck up.


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The_Kid_25
05/23/22 8:00:21 PM
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I remember a tweet saying he's weak because Thanos tanked his scream at point blank range

Uhh getting owned by Thanos isn't an indictment on Bolt lmao it's fucking Thanos..

Like I shouldn't even have to elaborate further

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