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Tryin2GetDaPipe
05/18/22 2:48:41 PM
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saw a coworker who i haven't seen in weeks show up to work and we talked for a bit, he missed time because he became a first time father recently (baby born on mother's day) and the baby is healthy and doing good. he showed me a picture of it and it looks adorable. i told him his congratulations and hoped that the baby grows up big and strong. we parted ways at this point to get back to work and it was all good at this point. then i overheard him talking about his baby to another coworker later on the day. she asked him "What is the baby's name?" he replies with "Onix with an i."

this mofo really named his child after a Pokemon. goddamn, like idk why i'm pissed off about this but i am. poor kid, literally named after a shitty pokemon.

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Dakimakura
05/18/22 2:50:12 PM
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sounds like something a boomer would get mad about

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Mikea
05/18/22 2:50:53 PM
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I'm naming my boy Psyduck

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MedeaLysistrata
05/18/22 2:51:11 PM
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My son is named Jecht

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Dakimakura
05/18/22 2:52:06 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
My son is named Jecht

"Son there is nothing in life you can do to disappoint me. Except if you don't name your son Tidus. Then you are dead to me."

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MedeaLysistrata
05/18/22 2:54:03 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
"Son there is nothing in life you can do to disappoint me. Except if you don't name your son Tidus. Then you are dead to me."
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inTaCtfuL
05/18/22 2:54:17 PM
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well the kid is going to grow up big with that name lol

idk about strong though

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Pogo_Marimo
05/18/22 2:56:01 PM
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Onyx is a type of gemstone. Not everything has to do with your video games.

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DeadBankerDream
05/18/22 2:57:42 PM
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I'm naming my first boy Sparrowhawk and my first girl Limsa Lominsa.

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Legato-and-Vash
05/18/22 2:57:47 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Onyx is a type of gemstone.
Onyx is, but Onix is a pokemon.

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Dakimakura
05/18/22 2:58:44 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I'm naming my first boy Sparrowhawk and my first girl Limsa Lominsa.

I am naming my first daughter Squirtle


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DrizztLink
05/18/22 3:01:51 PM
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I wonder what the kid has to do to become a Steelix.

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Axiom
05/18/22 3:03:20 PM
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TFW your kid won't evolve so you keep feeding him candy
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Zombified_Toast
05/18/22 3:08:20 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I wonder what the kid has to do to become a Steelix.
Well his dad will have to give him a coat made of mirrors, then trade him at the day-care.

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ElleRagu
05/18/22 3:17:57 PM
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rightfully angry

stupid ass father

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MJOLNRVII
05/18/22 3:21:17 PM
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Zombified_Toast posted...
Well his dad will have to give him a coat made of mirrors, then trade him at the day-care.
Lmao.

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RedLuigi
05/18/22 3:40:07 PM
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You decide what to get angry about tbh

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NeonOctopus
05/18/22 3:43:36 PM
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I'd be mad to be named after Onix. Fucking giant ass rock snake, yet has less attack than a fucking Pidgey. One of the worst pokemon ever

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Notti
05/18/22 3:44:31 PM
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God. At least name her Onyx to have some deniability.

Bitches love gemstones.

At least it wasn't Pikachu with a Y.

"I choose you, Pykachu!" all her life

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Kitt
05/18/22 3:52:57 PM
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He's going to grow up big and strong so he can SLAM.

Let the dad be dad.

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NeonOctopus
05/18/22 3:55:35 PM
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Kitt posted...
He's going to grow up big and strong so he can SLAM.

Let the dad be dad.

lmao no

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bigblu89
05/18/22 3:56:24 PM
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It's an ambiguous enough name that most people wouldn't even think of Pokmon when they introduce themselves.

For example, I didn't even know it was the name of a Pokmon until you said it.

Onix, regardless of the spelling, while not a common name, is a name I've heard before, so I wouldn't have given it a second thought.

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Alteres
05/18/22 4:01:27 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
I am naming my first daughter Squirtle
Oh god, do eet

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