Current Events > $15,000,000, but...

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...every 6 months, your door will get kicked in by the police.

It'll be random. You will be subjected to any police brutality they deem necessary as they search your place for anything they can get on you.

You'll always be responsible to replace whatever they break and cleaning and etc.

Better hope one of them isn't feeling trigger happy as well.

You can't take any legal action. It always gets thrown out due to a widespread conspiracy against you. Moving won't help either.

Want the money?

I'd spent almost the entirety of it on anime and idol merch which is difficult to replace whenever they'd smash it all, making it pointless, so no deal

Hell yeah I'll make a game out of it. Every time I'll make the door a little harder to break down. For months the police will have to get through steel doors, lead doors, bank vault doors. Then, one day I'll completley punk them with a shitty driftwood door. They wont know what the hell to think and will be super paranoid the whole time.

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And god forbid they find anything or plant anything.

I'm Black, so they'd probably kill me the first time.

No deal.

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They are cops. That is just 30 practice targets for them.

I'd do it if I lived alone.

I wouldn't subject my wife and kids to that ordeal every 6 months though.

No thank you.

Nope.