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EricDraven 05/15/22 11:57:51 AM #1:	some people are born with clothes on --- It can't rain all the time. :p <cite>EricDraven posted [p:965051984] in i wasn't b... [t:80021880]...</cite> <quote>some people are born with clothes on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TicketOak 05/15/22 12:00:17 PM #2:	I once witnessed a child born wearing an entire tuxedo. The father of the family had been a performer in a popular show. The family, which had come with the whole troop of his fans, was very upset that the baby was not dressed up like his father. --- All Hail the Ticket Oak. All Hail the Ticket Oak. <cite>TicketOak posted [p:965052029] in i wasn't b... [t:80021880]...</cite> <quote>I once witnessed a child born wearing an entire tuxedo. The father of the family had been a performer in a popular show. The family, which had come with the whole troop of his fans, was very upset that the baby was not dressed up like his father. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EricDraven 05/15/22 12:02:41 PM #3:	i was born in brand new trench coat with leather boots --- It can't rain all the time. :p <cite>EricDraven posted [p:965052071] in i wasn't b... [t:80021880]...</cite> <quote>i was born in brand new trench coat with leather boots </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 05/15/22 12:06:55 PM #4:	I wasnt born. I was a c-section baby, so I was instead removed from my mother like a malignant tumor. Regardless, when they pulled me out, I was in a full suit of plate armor. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:965052140] in i wasn't b... [t:80021880]...</cite> <quote>I wasnt born. I was a c-section baby, so I was instead removed from my mother like a malignant tumor. Regardless, when they pulled me out, I was in a full suit of plate armor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 05/15/22 12:08:41 PM #5:	I wasn't even born lol --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:965052163] in i wasn't b... [t:80021880]...</cite> <quote>I wasn't even born lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TicketOak 05/15/22 12:12:44 PM #6:	Michael Jordan famously was born with a pair of Air Jordans. Nike continued to innovate and bring out new technology in the shoe. A patent recently issued showed some of the tech that can be found in the basketball sneaker of today. --- All Hail the Ticket Oak. All Hail the Ticket Oak. <cite>TicketOak posted [p:965052233] in i wasn't b... [t:80021880]...</cite> <quote>Michael Jordan famously was born with a pair of Air Jordans. Nike continued to innovate and bring out new technology in the shoe. A patent recently issued showed some of the tech that can be found in the basketball sneaker of today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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