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Doom_Art
05/15/22 11:52:25 AM
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Not because it wasn't fun or that I didn't enjoy the couple, but their place was fucking disgusting. It was hard to get into the mood.

Clutter everywhere, dirt/dust, mildew in the shower/bath.

I kinda wanna be like "instead of sex, can I just come over to clean"?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/15/22 11:56:18 AM
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it's really because the other guy had a bigger dinker wasn't it

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/15/22 11:57:07 AM
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Maybe invite them to your place next time

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Doom_Art
05/15/22 12:05:07 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
it's really because the other guy had a bigger dinker wasn't it
Nah he was smaller

Taller than me tho, but eh

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CRON
05/15/22 12:06:49 PM
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MMF threesomes sound like the most uncomfortable and awkward thing ever.

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Smashingpmkns
05/15/22 12:08:34 PM
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Did you guys high five?

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yemmy
05/15/22 12:10:38 PM
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Was it like a dp or train type deal or did you mess around with the dude too

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AvlButtslam
05/15/22 12:12:14 PM
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CrimsonAngel
05/15/22 12:12:28 PM
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Stealth brag topic

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Ivynn
05/15/22 12:16:00 PM
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CrimsonAngel posted...
Stealth brag topic

Literally about to post this lol

But I got distracted and was beaten to it.

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Unknown580
05/15/22 12:17:15 PM
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Did you guys give her the DP?
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Robot2600
05/15/22 12:19:43 PM
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provide more details or this is queerbaiting.

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Conception616
05/15/22 12:20:33 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Nah he was smaller


Did you do frottage? How many inches are you both?

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MedeaLysistrata
05/15/22 12:20:38 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Nah he was smaller

Taller than me tho, but eh
Guys really have 2 dicks. Their height and their dick.

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SergeantGander
05/15/22 12:43:34 PM
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What did their house smell like?

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Doom_Art
05/15/22 2:25:40 PM
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CRON posted...
MMF threesomes sound like the most uncomfortable and awkward thing ever.
It's all about finding the right people. Being attracted to men and women helps, I imagine.

Smashingpmkns posted...
Did you guys high five?
Nah, that'd be too bro-y for me.

yemmy posted...
Was it like a dp or train type deal or did you mess around with the dude too
Mostly DP, some messing with the dude.

CrimsonAngel posted...
Stealth brag topic
I mean mostly it's just kinda strange or funny.

But also yes, I'm promiscuous and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.


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deoxxys
05/15/22 2:29:36 PM
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CrimsonAngel posted...
Stealth brag topic
Who would be jealous of having to share a woman with another man?

It's like sharing a reallllly good casserole with another man. But instead of him eating half and then passing it over or putting it on two separate plates, you have to alternate taking bites and at some point you're forced to eat the same part the other guy was.

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Mikea
05/15/22 2:29:56 PM
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deoxxys posted...
Who would be jealous of having to share a woman with another man?
malding

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Arcanine2009
05/15/22 2:31:17 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
It's all about finding the right people. Being attracted to men and women helps, I imagine.

Nah, that'd be too bro-y for me.

Mostly DP, some messing with the dude.

I mean mostly it's just kinda strange or funny.

But also yes, I'm promiscuous and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.
in the same hole or different?

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Jiek_Fafn
05/15/22 2:32:02 PM
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SergeantGander posted...
What did their house smell like?
I'm guessing spermicide and regret

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Doom_Art
05/15/22 2:34:38 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
provide more details or this is queerbaiting.
Chatted with them both after being introduced to them. We met in person, established comfort, then made a plan to hang out at their place later.

I drove to their place (coincidentally down the street from where an ex of mine lives). They live in a row of townhouses but I knocked on the wrong unit and their neighbor answered.

Went inside and it was all dirty, which was interesting because they both seemed very clean and professional-looking people on first meeting them.

Ended up getting it right eventually then we hung out for a bit and slowly got closer/more comfortable. Took our clothes off, messed around with the guy a bit, the girl wanted in, then my pants came off and bada bing bada boom.

Conception616 posted...
Did you do frottage? How many inches are you both?
No frottage nah.

I couldn't put a number on him. I'm about 7.5ish at full mast. He'd maybe be a 6 or high 5s maybe?

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SergeantGander posted...
What did their house smell like?

It wasn't putrid but it was very stuffy.

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Doom_Art
05/15/22 2:37:57 PM
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deoxxys posted...
Who would be jealous of having to share a woman with another man?

It's like sharing a reallllly good casserole with another man. But instead of him eating half and then passing it over or putting it on two separate plates, you have to alternate taking bites and at some point you're forced to eat the same part the other guy was.
I mean if you're still stuck on that hetero mononormative bs, maybe.

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AmericaTheBrave
05/15/22 2:40:11 PM
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Is it still cool to call MMF a "devil's threesome?"

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KINDERFELD
05/15/22 2:44:59 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Nah he was smaller

Taller than me tho, but eh

Oh, that's why.
Tc was expecting more meat on the menu.


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Doom_Art
05/15/22 2:47:22 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
Oh, that's why.
Tc was expecting more meat on the menu.
I mean a tall bulky dude with an average dong does look kinda goofy ngl

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KINDERFELD
05/15/22 2:48:54 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
I mean a tall bulky dude with an average dong does look kinda goofy ngl

Could he at least make you gag?
If not, I'd be disappointed too.

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deoxxys
05/15/22 3:31:38 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
I mean if you're still stuck on that hetero mononormative bs, maybe.
TBH I was only thinking of it from my own perspective and for a second forgot gay/bi people exist.

Me with two other girls sounds way better but I can hardly get one girl to sleep with me, let alone two simultaneously XD

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